13 - 8 - '18.      Run 1892      North Britain

Hash 32 making it to ROAD RUNNER's run from the Britain -
15 Super Athletes, some Walkers & Bar Flys, & in great 
weather despite the RA's absence.
SPENCER HOCKING called the reverence, standing in for
QUICKDICK, dragging the chain.
ROAD RUNNER told us that the run was his typically,
"short, sharp & quick", but stay on trail. Not far into the run, 
BITCHFACE & NUTCRACKER wanted a horn, but it was 
much too cold for "that". We went clockwise this time, & 
finished up at the Peroni & Heineken Drink-stop, under the
shop veranda just by Tidy's, (he was a no show - must have
been out "Doing a Deal").
At the circle, the first couple of charges went off into the 
ether - Scribe had misplaced the book.
MOUNTIE began the ROAD RUNNER screw saying, "Oh what
a feeling, now he's got CANDIDA". She reckoned CANDIDA
hadn't raided enough chalk from the Staff Room - a long time
between arrows. Said that PRECIOUS being "young & 
precocious", was out to commit suicide in front of a car.
The Drive mag was next & then the Limerick "Any event more
'funner', CANDIDA's not sure if he's 'dunner'. Top marks
for ROAD RUNNER on the car board.
Sergeant SHAFTED's 1st charge - for CANDIDA, & trotted out
the old gag - "is it in yet? put it back in the sand". MRS 
DICKHEAD joined the charge - when one teacher drinks ...... !!
                       (Do your tits hang low .......... ).
Sniffyc*nt runs were for NUTCRACKER 54 (?), MRS D 550 
(with SPENCE banging on about digit sums), & ROWDY 1169.
                                   (Get a life ............ ).
ROAD RUNNER was quick to get BAD HEAD JOB out for 
sooking about the "restaurant rip-off" being present - just as
well 'I' clawed back earlier with a 5th stubby at the Drink-stop.
QUICKDICK called out NUTCRACKER for not mentioning 
Hash once in her Courier article, & MRS D out again for the
Birthday Drink.
                        (Get back in the kitchen ......... ).
REAR ENTRY took a drink for being the Village Idiot, since 
the Ball's Up will be at the Village 'Green' Pub, & then they
claimed that CANDIDA's beany would've been from the Lost
Property.
                   (There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
GILF & TEFLON had been in Sydney for the City to Surf, &
ROWDY had a drink for going thru' "motions" - (with a 
spatula??).
                    (This is your down down song ....... ).
BITCHFACE doesn't work in the song 'Where's the 
playground Susie", DIMWIT's zinger to MOUNTIE - "Wally
wears stripes - doesn't want to be spotted", & THE BILL 
won't call trail on the run.
                            (They're alright ....... ).
MRS D charged QUICKDICK for having a female accent, then
QUICKDICK returned with the camouflaged meal orders - 
MRS D instead of MRS DICKHEAD, & Susie for BITCHFACE.
                            (Oughta be .......... ).
LOIS LANE had the "Grab a Black & Decker" gag, & then
MOUNTIE, PUSBUCKET, LOIS & BOOTROOTA - the go on 
holiday drink.
                       (Fuck off ya cunts .............. ).
Last charge for 'various', to get rid of a jug.
                    (Why were they born so ............ ).
Absentees & evacuees were noted - dunno' why - Pub Meal
of 3 salmon patties for $27 is good value !!

Next week's run - 1893 - Hare FASCINATOR.
            TBA, but probably from The Stag, Learmonth.