RUN #2073, 24 January 2022
Hare: Half a Bar – Location: 225 Dollys Creek Road, Morrisons
33 Hashers signed the book and gathered at Morrisons for run 2073. We began from Half a bar’s new dongas (transportable cabins) a bit further down the road from his place. Two hashers were adorned with celebratory balloons, with SS on 1800 runs and NBCL on 100 runs. I joined the walkers again this week, and we wandered about 3km down to the Moorabool River and back. I believe the runners followed a longer trail that went somewhere along the river too and they all returned looking quite hot and bothered. Once all hashers returned, we loaded into vehicles and shared a drink with Half a Bra at the local cemetery. We all then returned to Half a bar’s dongas for down downs and Bar Licker provided us all with a plentiful dinner of BBQ sausages, chilli potatoes, roast lamb and roast pork with bread and rolls. There was also donuts and cake for dessert.
Hash Circle was called and began with recognition of Mastabait’s and Half a bar’s birthdays. 
? Song, not Hashy Birthday . We then had welcome backs for Head Hunter, Fergie, Exit, Lois Lane, Rowdy, Dr Death and Gabby. Give us an A .
? Song, not Hashy Birthday . We then had welcome backs for Head Hunter, Fergie, Exit, Lois Lane, Rowdy, Dr Death and Gabby. Give us an A .Sniffy run presentations were then made to Penny Farthing, who had her mug engraved from the middle of last year, NBCL was presented with his new mug for 100 runs and SS’s 1800 runs was celebrated. Get a Life . Half a bar and Bar Licker then received a down down as it was their 7-year wedding anniversary. Mrs Murphy (substituted with Spielvogel) .
Get a Life . Half a bar and Bar Licker then received a down down as it was their 7-year wedding anniversary. Mrs Murphy (substituted with Spielvogel) .Mountie then stepped up to screw the run and requested that Fergie hold her Moot. She then went on to complain that Nutcracker and NBCL took her moot home last week and now it’s all warped. They f#@ked her moot! No No No . Mountie then told a joke about Bar Licker needing to see a wizard to have a terrible spell lifted. He needed the exact wording of the original spell so that he could undo it, and Bar Licker said “I now pronounce you husband and wife”. 
There were also jokes about Half a bar having no birth certificate and requiring an apology from the condom company as well as jokes about Bar Licker being shorter that Half a bar. Mountie then awarded the following scores: Venue 30 (in the bush, great view), Terrain 30 (hills), Marking -30 (scarce marking), Drink Stop 20 (Mountie liked being able to dance on graves at the DS), Groovy Factor 20. Total Score: 70. Shitty Trail .
No No No . Mountie then told a joke about Bar Licker needing to see a wizard to have a terrible spell lifted. He needed the exact wording of the original spell so that he could undo it, and Bar Licker said “I now pronounce you husband and wife”. There were also jokes about Half a bar having no birth certificate and requiring an apology from the condom company as well as jokes about Bar Licker being shorter that Half a bar. Mountie then awarded the following scores: Venue 30 (in the bush, great view), Terrain 30 (hills), Marking -30 (scarce marking), Drink Stop 20 (Mountie liked being able to dance on graves at the DS), Groovy Factor 20. Total Score: 70. Shitty Trail .Half a bar was then charged for giving the barman a hard time last week and there were comments about his request for a wallet moth cocktail. He ought to be .
He ought to be .Finally, the sergeants called for charges from before the run, of which there were many. Half a bar was charged for asking others to not puncture the bags of ice, so he could return them tomorrow for a refund. He was then made to sit on a bag of ice in the middle of the fire pit. Num Num charged Dumb for forgetting to pick up Spencer Hocking on the bus, after her specific instructions were given, but as Dumb was unable to drink, Num scored the down down. Num Num then sat on the ice and seemed to really enjoy it. Teflon then charged Pauline and Lois for a bunch of noisy Kiwi’s at his golf club. Build a bonfire .
Build a bonfire .There was then another charge for Half a bar and his mate, Mastabait with the comment that you “Reap what you sow and root what you grow”. Exit then charged D&C for mooning over Half a bar. You’re stupid .
You’re stupid .Exit then charged Mrs D for her disappointment over the cancellation of Nash Hash and presented her with a book that she found in an op shop, “Mrs D is going without”. Mrs D also enjoyed sitting on the ice bag. Mountie then charged Mastabait (? why) and Pauline charged Half a bar for asking if he knew if anyone else was arriving behind him. Do your tits hang low .
Do your tits hang low .Moving on to charges from the run, Fop charged Half a bar for his comment during the screw, where he was heard to say that he’d done all the good bits and Bar Licker had done the shit bits. Sit on my face .
Sit on my face .Fergie was then charged for not listening and Shafted announced a charge in recognition of the recent death of Meat Loaf. Bat out of Hell . There was then a charge for Big Dog and again D&C piped up to say that he wasn’t here, so she scored the drink. Teflon then told us that he saw Meat Loaf live in 1978 and D&C said she saw the same show in 1977. Mrs D said she cooked Meat Loaf in 2008. Teflon and D&C both said that the first band at the concert was The Angels, so this was followed by… Am I ever Gonna see your Face Again… .
Bat out of Hell . There was then a charge for Big Dog and again D&C piped up to say that he wasn’t here, so she scored the drink. Teflon then told us that he saw Meat Loaf live in 1978 and D&C said she saw the same show in 1977. Mrs D said she cooked Meat Loaf in 2008. Teflon and D&C both said that the first band at the concert was The Angels, so this was followed by… Am I ever Gonna see your Face Again… .Precious then charged Mrs D and Fop for getting him his first job with Half a bar when he was 14, back when his parents were still together. 20 Toes .
20 Toes .Teflon then stepped up with the Dickhead of the week award. Nominees were: Mountie for something about a phone call, Mastabait for touching the prickles in the fire pit and saying, shit that’s sharp, but the winner was Half a bar and if one Spielvogel drinks, all Spielvogels drink, so Bar Licker had a drink too. Fop then shared that Her Vag was disappointed that she didn’t get to keep the award for the week, as Teflon always takes it home. His One skin .
His One skin .We then went on to discuss the upcoming date of Glider’s memorial run and lunch at the Axedale Pub. While it was originally scheduled for Sunday 6th Feb, due to clashes with other events and after a show of hands, this run has now been rescheduled for Sunday 27th February. See post from Num Num for more details and please let her know if you would like a seat on the bus.
Next weeks run was then announced, this will be the Cricket Run with Pus Bucket as the hare and will be held at the City Oval.
Next Week’s Run – Monday 31 January 2022 – Hare: Pus Bucket – Cricket Run, Location: City Oval.
