6 - 8 - '18 Run 1891 Park Hotel
SPENCER HOCKING's "7.5k I'll set it on the bike so the
bastards never get to the Drink-stop" run from the Park.
He told us that Religious Adviser D&C had done her work,
with the current good weather. He said that it was set in chalk
& flour, & maintained that if you see it mostly on the right,
(& it was !!), you're going the wrong way??? It wasn't long
before the 15 or so super athletes found that the RA needed
a good "rogering", as the rain was horizontal with the
piercing wind. We 'eventually' made it to the Drink-stop at
"Tilpa Camper - Am I really drunk Daryl?" Errol's place in
Sturt St., for a welcome Carlton & BBQ'd snag in bread.
At the circle, PEBBLES had welcomes back for HALF A BAR,
FANG, SHAFTED & Richy.
( Give us an A ....... ).
MOUNTIE began screwing SPENCE, presenting 3 Drive mags,
& a blast for for the RA, "She had only one job !!" THE BILL
had 'had his wings clipped', being sent the wrong way, then
the Limerick - 4/5ths of 5/8ths of fuck all.
( Shitty Trail ......... ).
Belated welcomes back for ROAD RUNNER & BOOTROOTA,
(he said "I'm not here").
(They're the meanest ......... ).
Sergeant SHAFFY announced the sniffyc*nt runs -
DIMWIT 50, HEAD HUNTER 60 & SPENCER HOCKING 1144.
( Get a life .......... ).
BOOT had a drink for his "sartorial excellence at Hash",
sporting the flowing scarf, then MOUNTIE reminded us that
there was no relationship to her black eye & SPARTACUS'
crook arm.
SPENCE trotted out the old gag to DIMWIT about the extra
$20 in his pocket to cover the "shit in his pants".
( His foreskin hangs down to his knees ....... ).
DIMWIT & NUTCRACKER had the butt-plug drink -
NUTCRACKER saying "it went straight in & I didn't feel
a thing!!" , then DIMWIT's zinger, "Frog & Horny Toad -
ribbit ribbit, rub it rub it".
( Oughta be .............. ).
MOUNTIE charged THE BILL for not making it to the
Drink-stop, then ROAD RUNNER's charge to SILIC for his
entree' of a dozen snags.
( No no, bad bad .......... ).
PEBBLES charged SPENCE for making sure the run
passed the WC in the park, Centrelink & KFC. FANG joined
in for having his daily coffee at Macca's, & FERGIE just had
a free drink.
( Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
Last charge from PUSBUCKET to LOIS LANE for saying
that Errol's got the "biggest & cleanest dick".
( She's alright ............ ).
Next week's run - 1892 - Hare ROAD RUNNER from the
North Britain.
(Don't forget to organise your 2nd mortgage thru' the week!!).
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