Friday, June 25, 2021

 

RUN #2040, 21 JUNE 2021, WINTER SOLSTICE – HARE: CAMPASPE
Location – Park Hotel
Following an audit by Lois Lane, this run has been reclassified as run 2040. Next week the run numbers will be back on track.
33 Hashers signed the book and about 15 of us ventured out on the fabulous run with no hills because the wonderful west has no hills, just the way I like it. The run took in Winter St in honour of the winter solstice and finished at a drink stop at the Olympics rings, as we are only about a month away from the rescheduled Olympics.
Welcomes Back included: Precious, Rowdy, Bad Hair Day, Dr Death, Dumb n Dumber, Num Num, Teflon, Pebbles, Criss Cross, Bent Nose and Nat (the newby).
Mountie then shagged the run and gave the following scores, Venue 15 (Good score here cause Mountie got a free beer), Terrain 5 (Mountie likes hills and there were no hills), Marking 2, Drink Stop 2 (marked low because it was too soon, the Olympics are still a month away), Groovy Factor 15, giving a total of 39 out of 100. Shitty Trail
There were lots of Sniffy runs, these included: Bent Nose 1414, Precious 169, NBCL 66, Donuts 800, Mountie 1307, SS 1770, Half-a bar 1260 and Nat on 1. The GMs were also shamed for forgetting Donuts 800 run achievement. ðŸŽ¶ Do your balls hang low ðŸŽ¶ ðŸŽ¶Botany Bay ðŸŽ¶
Charges from before the run went to Precious for bringing his own candles when house sitting. ðŸŽ¶ His One Skin ðŸŽ¶ Pebbles was charged for something about an employment agency phone call reference and the GMs were charged for the recent TV showing of Austin Powers where they copied Hash and our Shagalicious year. D&C was also charged for asking how much the run was??? All Hawthorn supporters were then charged by Dr Death as he only got 5 in the footy tips because of them. ðŸŽ¶ Mrs Murphy ðŸŽ¶ Campaspe was charged for not seeing a pointy end for a long time ☹ and if 1 Dr drinks, all Drs drink, so Dr Death, Rowdy and Quick Dick, all joined her. Pebbles was charged for selling his car to himself and Nat the newby was also charged. ðŸŽ¶ Give us an A ðŸŽ¶ Num Num was charged for her sleeping bag onesie making her warm and moist and Dumb was charged for having a button undone on his cheetah onesie. ðŸŽ¶ She’s a Harriette ðŸŽ¶
Charges from the run went to Mountie for her commando roll on the run and for touching her girly bits on Quick Dick as she went past. Campaspe was charged for not making it the longest run on the longest night. She also received complaints that it was not the shortest run on the shortest day…. There is no pleasing some! Head Hunter was then charged for fighting with Mountie over Quick Dick. ðŸŽ¶ 20 Toes ðŸŽ¶ Mountie and Lois Lane were charged for their Super Hero themed shirts and Pauline and NBCL were charged for matching haircuts – they are almost twins. Mountie and both GMs were then charged for being Pure Blonds (like some of the beers in the esky). ðŸŽ¶ Give us an A ðŸŽ¶
Next Week’s Run – Monday 28 June 2021, Hare: Half-a bar from the Royal Hotel Meredith.
After meals at the pub there was an official Hash Christening – Narelle was christened “Nurse Batshit” – Nurse for her occupation and relationship with Dr Death and Batshit for her patients and friends who are all Batshit Crazy! ðŸŽ¶ Give us an A ðŸŽ¶

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Thursday, June 17, 2021

 

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RUN #2039, 14 JUNE 2021, QUEEN'S BIRTHDAY – HARE: COMMITTEE (SPENCER HOCKING)
Location – Bunch of Grapes Hotel
Following an audit by Lois Lane, this run has been reclassified as run 2039. It seems we were somehow 2 runs ahead of ourselves and have been for a while.
It was lovely to be able to resume Monday night Hash and to be able to celebrate Shafted's 700 runs on the Queen’s Birthday Holiday! He was presented with a commemorative T-Shirt, pewter mug, medal, cake and 7 x 100 balloons.
27 Hashers signed the book and about 12 of us ventured out on the run that took in Queen Victoria St, Victoria Park, Foster St, Quarry Lane and went past the Queen Elizabeth Centre.
Welcomes Back included: Fascinator, Pus Bucket, Head Hunter, Quick Dick, Fop, Her Vagesty, Penny Farthing, Half-a-bar, Bar Licker and Shafted (there may have been more but that is all that I recorded and there was quite a crowd having down downs).
Mountie shagged the run and gave the following scores, Venue 5, Terrain 10, Marking 20, Drink Stop 5, Groovy Factor 2, giving a total of 42 out of 100. ðŸŽ¶ Shitty Trail ðŸŽ¶
Lois was then charged for thinking that the flour crowns marking trail were cupcakes. ðŸŽ¶ You’re stupid ðŸŽ¶
Half-a-bar was then charged for being half-a-corgi, Juz Cum was charged for her shaggy jacket making her look like an old English Sheepdog and then if one dog drinks all dogs drink so Big Dog was called to join in and Penny Farthing (Pat) was also included. ðŸŽ¶ God Save the Queen ðŸŽ¶
There was a call out to see if there were any Phillips in the room. Fuck Head Phil was mentioned but as Half-a-bar said that he wasn’t here, so he’ll do and he received the down down. There was then mention of Shafted reaching 700 runs and a bunch of stuff about those numbers including digit sums and square roots.
Sniffy runs mentioned included: Shafted 700 (or 007 when read backwards), Teflon 242, Campaspe 80, Lois Lane 950, NBCL 66 and SS 1769. ðŸŽ¶ Finnish Drinking Song ðŸŽ¶
Charges from before the run went to NBCL who is registered as Nut Licker in the Nash Hash register and since dogs lick their nuts, when one dog drinks all dogs drink so this included, Big Dog, Juz Cum (the sheepdog jacket), Half- a-bar (Half-a-corgi), Pauline (he’s like a Great Dane) and Mountie (she’s like a Jack Russell). ðŸŽ¶ Put your left leg over my shoulder ðŸŽ¶
Melbourne supporters were then charged for losing to Collingwood when they are the top team on the ladder and Collingwood had just sacked their coach. Mountie was also charged for wasting beer after the drink stop as she was seem pouring it out on her way back to the pub. ðŸŽ¶ Oh when the saints ðŸŽ¶
Charges from the run went to Mountie, who was charged for attacking a ute that was reversing out of a driveway on the run because she thought it was someone else that she knew. Campaspe, Mrs D, Juz Cum and Mountie were also charged because of something about Fascinator calling them a bunch of Twats ðŸŽ¶ Give us an A ðŸŽ¶
Next Week’s Run – Monday 21 June 2021, Hare: Campaspe from the Park Hotel.

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

 

RUN #2040 – HARE: CHRIS CROSS
COVID ZOOM #37 & COVID RUN #35 – Woowookarung Lookout
28 Hashers ventured out with over the weekend and completed the 5.8 km run/walk in the Woowookarung Regional Park. 18 Hashers (not necessarily the same ones) also joined the zoom hash circle Monday night, although there were a few who arrived late and Nummy left early due to a sore back.
Anyone who completed the hash trail should text the Book Keeper, Juz Cum on 0407 834 414, so the book can be updated.
Welcomes Back included: Pauline and Lois Lane (again, not sure why???). Dim Wit and Rowena also received happy birthday wishes.
Mountie shagged the run and gave the following scores, Venue 17, Terrain 14, Marking 11 (lost marks for crossing trail), Drink Stop 13, Groovy Factor 15, giving a total of 70 out of 100. No song or down down, as the Hare had not turned up yet.
Dim Wit logged in at this stage and complained about the lack of trail visible after 3pm on Sunday and then told a couple of jokes that weren’t very funny. He then got his birthday song. ðŸŽ¶ Hashy Birthday ðŸŽ¶
Charges from before the run went to Rowdy who was spotted dumping glass (lots of wine bottles) into the recycling bin. ðŸŽ¶ Yes Yes Yes, Good Good Good, Down Down Down ðŸŽ¶
Sniffy runs mentioned included: Mountie 1188, Pauline 588, Num 676, Lois 949, Teflon 241 and Shafted who is still on 699. ðŸŽ¶ Get a life ðŸŽ¶
Discussion then jumped to Next Week’s Run – Queen’s Birthday, TBA Committee Run. No decision was made until restrictions are announced. Depending upon restrictions, there was discussion about holding a run on Monday 14th June, or sticking with trail that can be followed sometime over the weekend.
Dumb then told a joke that was funnier than Dim Wit’s. ðŸŽ¶ It’s a grand old flag ðŸŽ¶ ðŸŽ¶ We are one ðŸŽ¶ Bent Nose was charged for his lack of man bag while out on trail and we then finished up with a story about Precious, who now knows that he should wrap his used condoms in a tissue prior to disposal into the bathroom rubbish bin, because no one needs to see that. ðŸŽ¶ His one skin ðŸŽ¶