Thursday, December 30, 2021

 

RUN #2069, 27 DECEMBER 2021
DR DEATH’S 60TH BIRTHDAY – LOCATION: 117 PRYORS ROAD, SCOTSCURN
By my head count, about 25 Hashers gathered at Dr Death’s place for his 60th birthday celebration with lots of his other friends. We were also celebrating Mrs D’s 700th hash run and as such, she was draped in “700” balloons. Most hashers were not in running gear as they seemed to get the memo that this was a bar fly run, but not all of us got the memo and a subgroup took of us took off on a self-guided trail around the paddocks to attempt some type of hash run. An even smaller subgroup of elite athletes (Mrs D, Precious, Lois Lane and Campaspe) extended the paddock walk, with an additional run/walk down the road and back.
After we had eaten from the plentiful array of meats and salads, hash circle was called and all the hashers gathered out the front of the house in an attempt to get out of the freezing wind. We began with welcomes back to Penny Farthing, Dim Wit, Num Num, Dumb & Dumber, Teflon, Gilf, Lois and Criss Cross. 🎶 Get a Life 🎶
Mrs D was then charged for her milestone 700 hash runs. 🎶 20 Toes 🎶. Dr Death then joined the circle and although slurring, he tried to maintain some semblance of order. Dr Death was then charged for his birthday. 🎶 Hashy Birthday 🎶. The visiting hashers, Peckers Pussy and Pussies Pecker, also received a Sovereign Hash charge. 🎶 Bestiality’s Best Boys 🎶
Mountie then stepped up to screw Dr Death and began with a joke about Nutcracker who had received a facelift and was asking everyone she met how old she looked. She then asked an old dude on the bus, who claimed he could guess her age by putting his hands up her skirt. He accurately guessed her age and Nutsy asked, how did you know that? The answer and punchline was, that he was behind her in line at McDonalds where she had previously revealed her age. 🤣 No trail scores were given this week. 🎶 Shitty Trail 🎶
Dr Death then congratulated Mrs D on reaching 700 runs and in the absence of Spencer Hocking, explained that the number of runs completed by Mrs D was 1.14 of how old he is, and that this was a pi thing??? Lois then charged Big Dog for using a toilet on the train from Melbourne that then resulted in the conductor trying to unsuccessfully flush the loo with his foot, so he did not have to enter the toilet and then having to put an out of order sticker on it. 🎶 Mrs Murphy 🎶
Criss Cross then received a charge for liking pi and Fascinator then told a joke about Dr Death, who had gone to receive his senior’s card but had forgotten to bring his ID and proof of age. They then confirmed his age by looking at his chest hair but if he had been able to drop his pants, he could have qualified for a disability. 🤣Fascinator then also received a charge for actually being funny.
Head Hunter was then asked what was going on and was this a secret mans club? Odd thing to ask in a mixed crowd?! Big Dog then scored another down down for his resemblance to ScoMo and Dr Death charged Peckers Pussy for the colour-blind correction glasses that he received. 🎶 Finnish Drinking Song 🎶
Nurse Batshit then stepped up to thank everyone for coming to celebrate Dr Death’s birthday. Precious was charged for coming to a barfly run on a cold evening in only a singlet and shorts, although someone took pity on him and loaned him a poncho to help him to keep warm. 🎶 You’re Stupid 🎶
The final charge was from Fascinator for Dr Death, for setting the trail with cow patties instead of flour or chalk. Trail was very well marked, as the cow patties were quite prevalent.
Next weeks run will be a committee run with info TBA. See later post/email from Num Num for further information.
Next Week’s Run – Monday 3 December 2021 – Location: TBA

Monday, December 27, 2021

 

RUN #2068, 20 DECEMBER 2021
CHRISTMAS RUN – LOCATION: GOLDEN CITY HOTEL
By my head count, about 25 Hashers gathered at the Golden City Hotel for the Christmas run. We welcomed Megan for her inaugural run and began our carolling with 🎶 Heavy Hymn #1🎶. We departed the pub, gathered a few extra hashers along trail and took off about town with our song books containing our wonderfully creative carols in hand (thanks Rowdy).
First stop was in the laneway beside the town hall, where we sang 🎶 Hark the Herald Angels Sing #1 🎶 featuring Spencer Hocking. We then moved to outside the Piano Bar where we sang 🎶 Oh Holy Night 🎶 featuring Fascinator and Donuts. We then had a couple of group photos taken out the front of Santa’s Workshop and another inside the Giant Bauble.
Next was the regular stop outside the back of skin ski & surf. Here, we were replenished with a drink stop, carols and a few down downs. Charges from before the run went to Juz Cum and Wee Problem, who were charged for being late to PMT hash and missing the bus. Mountie was charged for not setting a run at PMT hash and Fop, Her Vaj and Plucka received a COVID charge. 🎶Mrs Murphy 🎶. Carols at this location included 🎶 Good King Wenceslas 🎶 featuring Half-a-bar and 🎶 I saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus 🎶 featuring Juz Cum, Spartacus, and Pus Bucket. Further charges went to SOS and Little Evil, for turning up for free beer. Fascinator then charged Spence for wanting more kids in his neighbourhood. 🎶 No No No 🎶. FOP charged Dr Death for something about the digital thermometer that they received when they had COVID that did not come with instructions about where it needed to be shoved. We then had another carol, 🎶 We Three Kings 🎶 featuring Snag, Hass and Dr Death. This was followed by if one Dr Drinks, all Dr’s drink, so drinks also went to Fop, Campaspe, Rowdy and QD. We then had welcomes back to Fang, Boot and BF#? And a charge for the Virgin runner, Megan. Our next carol was 🎶 the First Noel 🎶 featuring Precious and BF#? Which was followed by the renaming of BF#? to Horatio Hornblower. 🎶 Give us an A 🎶. SS charged Boot as next years GM, there was also mention of SOS for GM too. This was followed by charges for the oldest hasher, youngest hasher and a charge for Fang who has been coming to hash for the longest but doesn’t have the greatest number of runs. 🎶 Soldier Song 🎶. Mountie then charged the hot young guy, and SOS was demoted as he is no longer the hottest youngest guy. Mountie and the hot young guy had a drink off which was followed by another drink off with SOS. I believe Mountie won both! Next carol was 🎶 White Christmas 🎶, featuring Campaspe. QD was in tears, so he received a down down and Big Dog received a down down for dressing up in a Christmas themed Big Dog shirt. 🎶 Down Down Down 🎶
We then moved on to the Robin Hood Hotel where drinks were purchased and we sang 🎶 Its Beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶, featuring ScoMo/Big Dog. This was followed by 🎶 Silver Bells 🎶 featuring SS and 🎶 Silent Night 🎶 featuring Snag and Mountie.
Our next stop was Irish Murphy’s where we had prearranged a visit, but upon arrival we were not allowed to disturb their patrons and we resorted to singing outside. Carols at this location included, 🎶 Oh Come all Ye Faithful🎶 and 🎶 Away in a Manger 🎶,featuring QD and Head Hunter.
Our final drink stop was located in the Queen Alexandra Bandstand where we began with the carol 🎶 Oh Christmas Tree 🎶, featuring D&C. Then, if one GM drinks, all GM’s drink and all GM’s who did back to back drink (SOS). 🎶 Mrs Murphy 🎶 If we have one GM carol, we then must follow with the other GM carol, 🎶 Deck the Halls🎶, featuring Nutcracker and NBCL. 🎶 La la la la la, la la la la🎶. If one Nut drinks, all nuts drink and again if one GM drinks, all GM’s drink. Next carol was 🎶 Hark the Herald Angels Sing #2🎶, featuring Half-a-bar. Since he wasn’t here, Mountie was called upon to take a drink as she was considered to be the closest in height to Half-a-bar. The next carol at this location was 🎶 Frosty the Snowman🎶, featuring Shafted. Since he wasn’t here, the person called upon to take a drink on his behalf was Little Evil. Also joining in for this down down was SOS and Horatio Hornblower. We then sang the carol 🎶 I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus 🎶 again, for Wee Problem which was followed by Pauline singing 🎶 I want to wish you a Māori Christmas🎶. Juz Cum then charged Head Hunter for an Irish Christmas and Fascinator attempted a Haka.
Back at the Golden City we gathered in the back function room for our pre-ordered pizzas, drinks and dancing. The final carols at this location were accompanied by the guitarist and included 🎶 Jingle Bell Rock🎶, featuring Pebbles and 🎶 Happy Christmas (War is Over)🎶, featuring Chris Cross.
Thanks to the GMs and committee for organizing a great Christmas run. A fun night was had by all, and to all a good night. 🎄🥂🎅
Next weeks run will celebrate Dr Death’s 60th Birthday from his place at 117 Pryors Road, Scotsburn. Celebrations begin from 3pm. Bring salad, alcohol and snacks. Hash run, circle and down downs are planned for the usual time of 6.30. Also see post/email from Num Num for further information.
Next Week’s Run – Monday 27 December 2021 – Location: 117 Pryors Road, Scotsburn