The weather was hot, but it didn’t dissuade the regular hashers. We also had a few welcomes backs to GILF and Wee Problem. Sniffy runs were awarded to Immaculate Conception on 202 and Campaspe on 282. Quick Dick was given a Hashy Birthday and a second down down for Jesus’s birthday too.
Mountie thought she was screwing Teflon, but it was Gilf’s run. Either way, there was no mention of Teflon or Gilf in the bible. Mountie read a couple of bible quotes with something about one flesh, but I was having trouble following with lots of background chatter. Mountie took one for Cinderella, falling on trail, but she said that she still enjoyed being out in the bush running hills. We were told that Teflon and Gilf were trying to join a church, but they needed to abstain for 2 weeks to join. They were going well, but as Gilf reached down for frozen vegies, Telfon could not help himself. After admitting that they didn’t abstain for 2 weeks, they were denied entry to the church, funnily enough, they said that at Safeway too.
In the absence of NBCL, we looked for the lord’s child to be our Sergeant. But Precious couldn’t find one, so we went with a Foster child instead. Shafted was thrown under the bus again and stepped up to run the circle. He began with a story about a new up and coming horse that was called “Squagaga”. First charges went to Gilf, Pink Bits and me, as we all had the same shirts on. Precious was charged for getting tickets to day 4 of the cricket and Disco was charged for buying coffee at Pipers and not getting one for Spartacus. Head Hunter then told us that Spartacus doesn’t drink coffee, he usually drinks tea. Head Hunter was charged for her new improved hand, no longer in a sling and brace. Squizzy was charged for his hair becoming less grey and Teflon was charged for Gilf’s wrist injury. Dumb was charged for his socks, that looked like they had a penis on them and Mountie was charged for steeling Cinderella’s job, bleeding on trail. While Cinderella is worried that AI will steal the future jobs of lawyers, there was comment that women must be in 50% lawyer jobs, despite ability. This was refuted that at least that is better than all the jobs being filled by old white men. Nummy and Shafted scored a down down for wearing matching shirts and Squizzy was charged for tripping on trail but managing to save himself without hitting dirt. Jus Cum, Mrs D and I were charged for not getting lost this time and successfully finding our way to the drink stop. Quick Dick (or maybe someone else, I forgot to write this down?) was charged for wearing a Nugget Buster Hash Shirt and Mrs D was charged for something about Golliwogs. Half-a-bar was a member of this weeks bar flies, that were driven to the drink stop by Shafted. On the way back, there was some story about Shafted’s anal beads getting Half-a-bar all tied up, but at least there was no incident with a fish hook. Squizzy was charged for arriving on 2 wheels, with a spare motorbike chain around his neck and the final charge went to People Pleaser for getting liquid on a girls face for the first time.
Next Years Run, also next weeks run, will be hosted by Her Vajesty from her home at 18 Sligo St, Alfredton.
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Sunday, December 28, 2025
Sunday, December 21, 2025
RUN 2288 – Christmas Run – East Point Football Club Rooms - Monday 22nd December 2025
Our Christmas Run for 2025 was festive and full of laughs. Thanks to Rowdy for the songs and Mrs D for the printing of our song books. Welcomes backs went to Dirtbag, Fascinator, Fop, Her Vaj, Billy, Down Under Ware and Just Fuckin Lost (or Angela). Sniffy Runs went to Pebbles on 666 (with a commemorative T-Shirt), Fascinator on 266 and Precious on 366.
NBCL began with a joke. Being Christmas, he’d bought a massive tree. When asked if he was going to put it up himself, he answered, nah I’ll put it in the lounge room. In the absence of Half-a-bar, the Welsh and Kiwi’s were called to the front for sheep themed Carols.
After visiting the Musters Arms, the back of Skin Ski and Surf, Irish Murphy’s, Sporting Globe, Robin Hood Hotel we returned to the East Point Club Rooms. We were joined in the circle by Jan, who became our Virgin for the evening and our newest recruit. What do you get when you cross Christmas and a duck, Christmas quackers.
Billy was called out and put down on his knees for naming. Names that were mentioned were Trailer Man and Ice Man, but his naming was announced to be “Nice Member”. Welcome Nice Member! He was then given the penis glass to skull.
Donuts charged Bad Hair Day being missing. He’d been mugged by 3 blokes who played tuba, cello and violin. It was orchestrated. Precious was charged for forgetting the trumpet, and Pauline was charged for bringing the hash trumpet for Precious. Shafted claimed to find a foreskin out the front and Lois told a Christmas tale about Her Vaj waiting for Santa to cum, then he got up and left. Pink Bits was struggling to hear what was going on over the kerfuffle. Cinderella was charged for wardrobe malfunction, if you want to show boobs, don’t wear a dress. NBCL was charged for looking for IC, when he was standing next to him and Jan and Pebbles were charged for a conversation when walking along, where he claimed that he’s seen vaj’s that are this big (visual gag). When asked how you f@#k them, he said, well….they stretch. Jan was charged for a long bathroom visit, but we believe it was not a technicolour Jan. Someone asked when does repeated charging become bullying. Maybe 2 tests ago (he’s from England). Jan was then given the penis glass to skull, now maybe it’s bullying, so Precious helped with the down down. At this moment Eagle Rock came on and pants went down down.
Next weeks run will be hosted by GILF from her home at 10 Taylor Court Invermay.
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NBCL began with a joke. Being Christmas, he’d bought a massive tree. When asked if he was going to put it up himself, he answered, nah I’ll put it in the lounge room. In the absence of Half-a-bar, the Welsh and Kiwi’s were called to the front for sheep themed Carols.
After visiting the Musters Arms, the back of Skin Ski and Surf, Irish Murphy’s, Sporting Globe, Robin Hood Hotel we returned to the East Point Club Rooms. We were joined in the circle by Jan, who became our Virgin for the evening and our newest recruit. What do you get when you cross Christmas and a duck, Christmas quackers.
Billy was called out and put down on his knees for naming. Names that were mentioned were Trailer Man and Ice Man, but his naming was announced to be “Nice Member”. Welcome Nice Member! He was then given the penis glass to skull.
Donuts charged Bad Hair Day being missing. He’d been mugged by 3 blokes who played tuba, cello and violin. It was orchestrated. Precious was charged for forgetting the trumpet, and Pauline was charged for bringing the hash trumpet for Precious. Shafted claimed to find a foreskin out the front and Lois told a Christmas tale about Her Vaj waiting for Santa to cum, then he got up and left. Pink Bits was struggling to hear what was going on over the kerfuffle. Cinderella was charged for wardrobe malfunction, if you want to show boobs, don’t wear a dress. NBCL was charged for looking for IC, when he was standing next to him and Jan and Pebbles were charged for a conversation when walking along, where he claimed that he’s seen vaj’s that are this big (visual gag). When asked how you f@#k them, he said, well….they stretch. Jan was charged for a long bathroom visit, but we believe it was not a technicolour Jan. Someone asked when does repeated charging become bullying. Maybe 2 tests ago (he’s from England). Jan was then given the penis glass to skull, now maybe it’s bullying, so Precious helped with the down down. At this moment Eagle Rock came on and pants went down down.
Next weeks run will be hosted by GILF from her home at 10 Taylor Court Invermay.
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Sunday, December 14, 2025
RUN 2287 – Doodle Nuts & Carpet Burns – Eureka Pizza – Monday 15th December 2025
This was run 2287, which was not from the Grapes hotel and where Doodle Nuts was late for her own run. Welcomes backs went to Num Num, Bad Hair Day, Squizzy and Deep Heat, but no one wanted to wait for Deep Heat to show up. Lots of special Sniffy runs this week with Half-a-bar on 1400, Bad Hair Day on 1300, Immaculate Conception on 200 and Disco on 100! Some commemorative T-shirts were provided, and some were still being prepared. Disco also received his 100-run tankard to celebrate this occasion. There were also lots of Hashy Birthday’s, with Mountie, Campaspe, Jus Cum, Pus Bucket and Disco.
Mountie’s screw began by recounting how the Catholics put a bin on top of our on back, causing confusion to the small group of only 6 runners, and how our run finished at John Thomas. Mountie then told us that Mrs D and Pink Bits went to see Dr Rowdy, as poor Pink Bits had been feeling sick in the morning and had cravings. He told her she was pregnant, but she said that she hadn’t been with a man. Rowdy said that there was a similar story a long time ago and 3 wise men turned up, so he didn’t want to miss that. Mountie then asked the scientist (me), what happens when you combine human and goat DNA?.... A lifetime ban.
Following the return of Squizzy, we had some of the usual language jokes. In the absence of Deep Heat, Disco took his drink and Bent was charged for pointing his Percy in public. Disco was also charged for being too posh to use his new tankard and IC was charged for being uncomfortable during Mountie’s joke about Pink Bits. Dumb was charged for saying he had the IQ of a genius when he didn’t actually know what the IQ of a genius was. Squizzy was charged for asking why no one was dressed up for the Christmas run and Jus Cum was charged for asking for diamonds on her birthday, when all she got was a pack of cards. We finished up with Half-a-bar charging Spartacus for being able to get his recent round of drinks at Oscars at a cheaper price to what he was charged.
Next weeks run will be our Christmas Run. Come dressed in Christmas attire. The “run” and Hashy Carols will start from the East Point Football Club Rooms and we will be starting early at 6pm.
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Mountie’s screw began by recounting how the Catholics put a bin on top of our on back, causing confusion to the small group of only 6 runners, and how our run finished at John Thomas. Mountie then told us that Mrs D and Pink Bits went to see Dr Rowdy, as poor Pink Bits had been feeling sick in the morning and had cravings. He told her she was pregnant, but she said that she hadn’t been with a man. Rowdy said that there was a similar story a long time ago and 3 wise men turned up, so he didn’t want to miss that. Mountie then asked the scientist (me), what happens when you combine human and goat DNA?.... A lifetime ban.
Following the return of Squizzy, we had some of the usual language jokes. In the absence of Deep Heat, Disco took his drink and Bent was charged for pointing his Percy in public. Disco was also charged for being too posh to use his new tankard and IC was charged for being uncomfortable during Mountie’s joke about Pink Bits. Dumb was charged for saying he had the IQ of a genius when he didn’t actually know what the IQ of a genius was. Squizzy was charged for asking why no one was dressed up for the Christmas run and Jus Cum was charged for asking for diamonds on her birthday, when all she got was a pack of cards. We finished up with Half-a-bar charging Spartacus for being able to get his recent round of drinks at Oscars at a cheaper price to what he was charged.
Next weeks run will be our Christmas Run. Come dressed in Christmas attire. The “run” and Hashy Carols will start from the East Point Football Club Rooms and we will be starting early at 6pm.
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Sunday, December 7, 2025
RUN 2286 – Rowdy – Farmers Arms Hotel, Creswick – Monday 8th December 2025
This week our GM began with a whine about the garbage truck parked out the front that was taking up way too many parking spaces. This was the excuse for the missing crucifix, as it was deemed that it was too far to carry it, because they had to park in another postcode.
Welcomes backs went to Billy, Head Hunter, Dim Wit, No Name and D&C. Cinderella was the one to say that D&C and Nutcracker were not yet in the circle, so she scored the down down. Sniffy runs were awarded to Pink Bits on 181 and Dim Wit on 191. Dumb n dumber spoke up here, so he scored a drink too. We finished this up with Disco on 99 and No Name on 12, which had a square root joke.
Rowdy’s run was screwed by Mountie. There were some bible analogies and mention of Job and Ezekiel, although the pronunciation was questionable. Drs Rowdy and Campaspe were asked about the treatment of Disco for a lung condition. Disco was told that just because something is natural, doesn’t mean that its safe and healthy. An example was that if you sit under a certain plant in the backyard for 5 minutes, you’ll die. What plant is this? A water lily.
In the absence of our Sergeant, Shafted was asked to step up, but he wasn’t feeling it, so nominated Spencer Hocking. Mountie and Pus Bucket were charged because cum in the eye is not a good thing. Nutcracker was charged for showing off her Mitiamo tattoo’s, while showing her chest, she said they’re fake, and the tattoo’s too. Precious was charged for protecting women from the mosh pit at a music festival and Pink Bits was charged for being the only one to get sunburnt, when even the Ranga was OK. Pink Bits was charged again for her 181 run score, with a cricket analogy and something about being two fa. This was followed by Dumb being charged for sitting in the circle. Back to cricket chit chat, the English team were said to be f’ed, not like IC. Dim wit’s joke asked what are 2 words that open all doors?...Push and pull. IC and Pink Bits were both ready with charges, but since IC usually comes first, Pink Bits was given the go ahead. Bent Nose was charged for actually going the right way on the walk. Mountie and Pauline were charged for having bike helmets on, but different colours and Half-a-bar was charged for being an expert on Spencer Hocking, even knowing where he is buried. Again, there was a child nearby in the beer garden, so songs reverted to Nursery Rhymes. Bent Nose was charged for his new haircut resembling a very small mohawk. Billy was charged for his band premier. Mastabait was charged for not being able to walk due to a recent medical procedure and Precious was charged for his album debut on Spotify.
Next Weeks Run was announced to be set by Doodle Nuts. Recent communications show that this will now be co-hosted by Carpet Burns and Doodle Nuts from the Grapes Hotel on Grant St.
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Welcomes backs went to Billy, Head Hunter, Dim Wit, No Name and D&C. Cinderella was the one to say that D&C and Nutcracker were not yet in the circle, so she scored the down down. Sniffy runs were awarded to Pink Bits on 181 and Dim Wit on 191. Dumb n dumber spoke up here, so he scored a drink too. We finished this up with Disco on 99 and No Name on 12, which had a square root joke.
Rowdy’s run was screwed by Mountie. There were some bible analogies and mention of Job and Ezekiel, although the pronunciation was questionable. Drs Rowdy and Campaspe were asked about the treatment of Disco for a lung condition. Disco was told that just because something is natural, doesn’t mean that its safe and healthy. An example was that if you sit under a certain plant in the backyard for 5 minutes, you’ll die. What plant is this? A water lily.
In the absence of our Sergeant, Shafted was asked to step up, but he wasn’t feeling it, so nominated Spencer Hocking. Mountie and Pus Bucket were charged because cum in the eye is not a good thing. Nutcracker was charged for showing off her Mitiamo tattoo’s, while showing her chest, she said they’re fake, and the tattoo’s too. Precious was charged for protecting women from the mosh pit at a music festival and Pink Bits was charged for being the only one to get sunburnt, when even the Ranga was OK. Pink Bits was charged again for her 181 run score, with a cricket analogy and something about being two fa. This was followed by Dumb being charged for sitting in the circle. Back to cricket chit chat, the English team were said to be f’ed, not like IC. Dim wit’s joke asked what are 2 words that open all doors?...Push and pull. IC and Pink Bits were both ready with charges, but since IC usually comes first, Pink Bits was given the go ahead. Bent Nose was charged for actually going the right way on the walk. Mountie and Pauline were charged for having bike helmets on, but different colours and Half-a-bar was charged for being an expert on Spencer Hocking, even knowing where he is buried. Again, there was a child nearby in the beer garden, so songs reverted to Nursery Rhymes. Bent Nose was charged for his new haircut resembling a very small mohawk. Billy was charged for his band premier. Mastabait was charged for not being able to walk due to a recent medical procedure and Precious was charged for his album debut on Spotify.
Next Weeks Run was announced to be set by Doodle Nuts. Recent communications show that this will now be co-hosted by Carpet Burns and Doodle Nuts from the Grapes Hotel on Grant St.
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