RUN #2083, 28 March 2022
Shagadelic Awards night – Location: Lake View Hotel
This week, while 41 Hashers signed the book, our GM’s announced that there were 46 in attendance. There was a great turnout of hashers with an abundance of awesome shagadelic costumes and while there was no run this week, we were treated to a fantastic shagadelic boat ride on Lake Wendouree, with entertainment by Andy Pobjoy and Holly Pop, aka Handy Job Boy and the newly christened “Hobbly Gobbly”. The weather was perfect, and drinks and nibbles were in abundance. Check out facebook for some wonderful photos!
Hash circle was held on the shores of Lake Wendouree, outside the boat shed, and began with recognition of two more sniffy runs, Mastabait on 1500 runs and Spencer Hocking on 1300 runs! 
They Ought to Be .
They Ought to Be .Mountie began her screw of the GM’s, Nutcracker and D&C, with a joke about Mormons. There was no moot and no scoring because there was no run. When the Saints Go Marching In .
When the Saints Go Marching In .Spence then charged NBCL for his choice of buzzer during the games on board “dive dive dive”, then if 1 nut drinks, all nuts drink, so Nucracker joined him for the charge. Mastabait and SS were charged for something about being fishermen and Mrs D charged QD for giving the bottom of his shirt for nutcrackers skirt. 20 Toes .
20 Toes .Mountie then charged Dumb and Num for an event that happened during their recent trip to Melbourne, where Num split her head open. Although there was blood everywhere, Dumb didn’t deflower a virgin. Precious then charged Mountie for saying that they were in their room and I was in my room during her previous charge. Mrs D charged BP and Candida for their cycling injuries and Precious charged Immaculate Conception for not following through with their agreement to wear hash gear with a black tie. She’s the meanest .
She’s the meanest .NBCL and Nutcracker scored another charge. Half a Bar then charged Rowdy with a joke that there was a call for a new tampon sponsor, as he was going through a bad period. Half a Bar then scored a charge as Bar Licker will likely crack his nuts for that. There was then a charge for the boat crew. Space Oddity – Ground Control to Major Tom .
Space Oddity – Ground Control to Major Tom .It was then bought to my attention that Juz Cum and Plucka talked all the way through the hash circle. We then had a final joke from Dr Death – Dad, can you explain a solar eclipse? … No Son.
Next weeks run will be from the Grapes Hotel, Grant St Golden Point with The Bill as our Hare. According to a recent update, this will also be the Annual General Meeting with the announcement of our new GM and committee. Give us an A .
Give us an A .Next Week’s Run – Monday 4 April 2022 – AGM - Hare: The Bill – Location: Grapes Hotel
We then returned to the Lake view Hotel for our pre-ordered meals and more music by Andy Pobjoy before gathering for the announcing this years award winners by our GMs!
Nummy our trail master stepped up to announce the winners of the shit house and shit hot runs. Although there were 11 Alfredton runs this year, the Shit House run of the Year went to Lois Lane for her run on 12 July in freezing weather. Due to Lois’s absence this was accepted by BP. Build a Bonfire .
Build a Bonfire .Shit Hot run of the Year was hotly contested by Pebbles with his Powerhouse run, Spencer for his lockdown run at Yuille station and Dim Wit for his Michael Unwin Winery Run, but the winner was Big Dog. I love to have a beer with Big Dog .
I love to have a beer with Big Dog .Piss Pot of the Year was awarded to Rowdy! At the run in Creswick, Rowdy lost his phone. This was not noticed until he had been driven home and resulted in him being driven back to Creswick to find his phone in the bushes where he had a pee, 3 hours earlier. The most award-winning piss pot, Pus Bucket, also scored a drink. Give us an A .
Give us an A .Next was the Pot calling the Kettle Black Award. Nominations included Fop, for criticizing Mountie’s Moot Score when he didn’t do the run or attend the zoom, Mountie for really liking Rear Entry, BP for admonishing Nutcracker for speaking softly, Mountie for calling everyone slags at Big Dog’s Run. But the winner was Dumb for his comment at the Queen’s Head Run about being jealous of an accountant inheriting a fortune after his parents died. Hooray for Headen .
Hooray for Headen .The Spectacle of the Year award went to Shafted for the Mitiamo weekend, where he spewed while trying to help clear the maggot infested meat. Do your balls hang low .
Do your balls hang low .The AhSo Awardfor the most amazing person at Hash was presented to Spencer Hocking, for all his efforts throughout the year. Soldier Song .
Soldier Song .The Dummy Spit Awardwent to Mountie for her walk out when we all sung God Save the Queen . And if one O’Halloran Drinks, all O’Halloran’s drink, so Pus Bucket had a drink too. These boots are made for walking .
These boots are made for walking .The Tight Arse Awardwas then bought out. This is a new trophy that was created by Bad Hair Day because last year’s tight arse kept the last trophy. The winner was Bent Nosefor giving out hash drinks to his tradies during his covid hash run. He’s a Harriette .
He’s a Harriette .After the awards we danced the night away with Andy Pobjoy supported by Immaculate Conception on Sax, until last drinks were called and the music stopped. Thanks for a great night out Nutcracker and D&C!
