10 - 9 - '18      Run 1896      North Bowls

"Extra Virgin Hare" PIMP had the Hash 24 in attendance.
PEBBLES welcomed new runner Murray, & he was here
because "he knew Susie like he knew Susie ...", but "he 
didn't know BITCHFACE like we know BITCHFACE"... Oh ....
PIMP told us that setting the run, SILIC helped out, but 
drove round in the car (well, he can't run or walk, can he?),
& PIMP had No1 daughter on as apprentice.
13 Super Athletes headed out & around Soldiers Hill, & a 
fair part of Black Hill, looking at trail arrows that could be 
seen from Space!! We eventually came across the Carlton 
Dry Drink-stop (marked out after most had passed by) at the 
SILIC Killeen address. We all ooh-ahh'd at the progress of
the face-lift nearly completed, just as partner Louise 
entered via the adjoining gate, (with the 2 Four-leggeds,
Daisy & Rosie), just to borrow a cup of sugar. A bit of 
passive thought floated in after a while, "where's ROWDY 
& SOS?
Back at the Circle, PEBBLES welcomed Murray, a welcome
back to SOS & praised PIMP for a good 1st run, albeit with
SILIC's help.
                 (This is your down down song ...... ).
2nd best Screw BITCHFACE thought the run started well,
but felt like a pimp herself, sometimes standing at street
corners. She reckoned PIMP had overwritten part of last
week's run, & then marked the Drink-stop much too late.
The limerick from afar ..... "Out of Alison by SILIC, but alas,
he's a fuckin' pillick". 
                                (Shitty Trail .......... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED brought out the sniffycunt runs - 
SILIC 899, DONUTS 707 (SHAFFY thought LOL, but was 
reading the book upside down), SOS 311, HEAD HUNTER
(will you still need me when I'm) 64 & Murray 1.
                  (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
DUMBER was charged for "why does everyone ring ME?"-
(MOUNTIE phoned him at 1:43am) ........ because you 
answer straight away!!
DIMWIT's zinger came with a charge for SPENCER 
HOCKING because he'd heard from a reliable source 
(not a reliable sauce), that SPENCE liked Chinese Food .... 
here it is ....... the "2 little popping eyes" gag ................ 
      Peking Duck!! (boom boom).
NUMMY had a charge for SPARTACUS, & brought out an 
original Ballarat H3 250 Run singlet. The Hare for run 250
was SS, & the run was from the Mineral Springs pub. She 
paraded with the singlet on (upside down), & the crutch
shots abounded!! TEFLON then charged ROWDY for the 
Magpies' win in the Rugby.
                    (There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
FASCINATOR charged SPARTACUS for being the ultimate 
traveller - never been north of South Australia, MRS 
DICKHEAD to BITCHFACE for comments about the dirty 
singlet, & PEBBLES charged BITCHFACE, saying 
namesake (Toby) Green should've been rubbed out for
a week.
ROWDY had overheard PIMP & Leah at a romantic dinner,
when Leah said "am I the only 1?" to PIMP's reply, "Yes,
but I've had a couple of great 6's & an 8 !!"
                     (A soldier, a cunt, a country ........ ).
SPARTACUS was out there again, this time for the 
backwards spelling of his name ..... "sucatraps", & then
FASCINATOR for asking "where do we start?" - at the 
start you fuckin' idiot!!
PEBBLES charged PIMP for having the daughter set part
of the run in the 'dangerous' bushland, (well SILIC couldn't
get out of the car!!), & then MRS D to PLUCKA for saying 
that she only needs to run down hills.
SHAFTED charged PIMP for the amount of flour in the 
markers, almost sending him arse up.
                   (They're the meanest ................ ).
FASCINATOR had charges for PIMP (& SILIC) - why would 
he take instructions from an old man who hadn't had a run
in 800, hasn't been to the hamburger cart in 30 minutes, &
then set a run that looked like it was gonna' finish in Ballan,
not to mention marking the Drink-stop after most had 
passed it.
FASCINATOR was "Stand-in HALF A BAR" for the night,
saying the fuck word 27 times in one charge.
                              (You're stupid ......... ).
SHAFTED charged FASCINATOR for standing & stroking 
Murray - "we've got a cat called Murray" he said. Murray's
Birthday is on Christmas, so it's obviously 'Murray 
Christmas'.
                             (Give us an A .................).
PEBBLES had NUMMY out for calling her son Murray, just
because he was conceived by the river, then SILIC to 
THE BILL for not getting to the Killeen Drink-stop.
Last charges for PIMP & DUMBER for getting off on 
horse porn.
                        (Finnish drinking song ........ NO !!).
A great & very tasty roast was bill of fare, duly prepared by
the Extra Virgin Hare, Horse Flesh Trader & ex Chef PIMP.

Reminder from the GM about the Oct 22nd BlackTie & 
Jan 1st '19 bus to Burrumbeet Races.

Next week's run - 1897 - Hare HER VAG from 
                               Smythesdale Gardens.