3 - 9 - '18         Run 1895        East/Point

Could it be the "SS trot" remembering the CAPTAIN BRYCE 
Cantor of years ago? Whatever the name, the Hash 28 
assembled for SS's run from the East/Point Clubrooms.
We were advised to BYO Grog, but emergency barman
SPARTCUS stepped up, offering the beer sales.
SS told us about the run - about 5.5k, marked mainly  left,
some right, with the odd shicky, & don't short cut. Follow 
trail to the Drink-stop.
14 Super Athletes headed toward Peel St., only to find one
ROWDY still inside the grounds, devoid of a gate (not gait !!),
& his reply - "I'm defenceless." We continued into the 
fabulous East via some of the Black Hills, & up thru' Soldier's
Hill, then back to the welcome Crownie / Cruiser Drink-stop at 
the Bowling Club carpark.
At the Circle, the ultraviolet lights highlighted the usually
unseen bits - (photos F/Book H3 page).
GM PEBBLES called on the "2nd best screw in Hash",
BITCHFACE. She said "it's now officially Spring, so there 
should've been some change, but not so". Wayward 
athlete ROWDY was 1st mentioned, then PLUCKA, for nearly
getting kidnapped. BITCHFACE said that the markers were 
HH, HC, & C, but no F's. There was DFFSS tho' on the car's 
number plate - was that 'Frederick or Fucking' Faulkner?? 
The Drive Mag was presented, then the limerick about the 
"Geriatric Poof that keeps himself neat ........"
                            (Shitty Trail ............. ).
Sergeant SHAFTED mentioned SS's Dad having Dealerships
all over the place, including the one opposite Crawfords. 
Then the story about the pig being hit while crossing the 
road, eventually smashing a windscreen, so out you come 
THE BILL.
                   (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
As it's the car theme, SS stayed out for being pulled up at
4am one morning, with A40 hearing all on the Cops Scanner.
Sniffycunt Runs were for NUTCRACKER (drinking for her 
age .... again), & SILIC 898, that drew the usual 'digital sum' 
comment from SPENCER HOCKING, but he failed to follow 
thru', & had to slink off toward the waiting pizzas, without 
further ado.
                  (There's a game called 20 toes ............ ).
ROWDY charged D&C for her recent run with Noosa Hash,
& SPARTACUS had a drink to celebrate the Daughter's win 
in her Grand Final.
FASCINATOR washed HER FANNY's car (not her fanny!!),
but left the dog shit inside the car.
                              (You're stupid ............. ).
FASCINATOR charged PLUCKA for tapping him on the arse
during the run - he'd complained that the 'Me Too' Brigade
were making him feel left out. 
SHAFFY gave PLUCKA a drink for her choice of pizza, then
MRS DICKHEAD to HEAD HUNTER with her crook back, & 
not being able to bend forward. 
                               (Give us an A ............. ).
DUMBER & BHD had a drink for the ultraviolets showing up
the neon socks thru' the holes in the shoes.
John Cotter had a drink for scoffing his dinner in 5 minutes 
at the Robin Hood, just to get back to the Hash Night.
DIMWIT had duo-zingers - 'Name of the lady who burnt the 
invoice?' - Burn a Debt, & 'Name of the lady in the middle of
the Tennis Court?' - An-net.
HALF A fuckin' BAR had a fuckin' charge for fuckin' DIMWIT
for something about "reading a fuckin' joke in the Sun", then
DUMBER gave SPENCE "the maths equations on Essendon's
performance" charge.
                     (Hymn ......... fuck hymn ........... ).
DUMBER charged ROWDY for wearing the footy jumper - he
said "you normally give away wearing it when you grow up".
SHAFTED & REAR ENTRY had a drink together for being
prospective virgin Grandparents, & then SHAFTED to
BAR LICKER for her great welcome on Sunday, for the young
French Maid.
                     (Oh, the wiggle of her arse .............. ).
SHAFFY then charged TEFLON for the lack of horn blowing,
& BAD HEAD JOB for giving no lessons on same - (of course,
you only have to 'fart with your mouth').
PEBBLES & BHD where there for the ultraviolets shining a 
treat on the domes, then SHAFFY's hat was removed to
increase the glare.
Pizzas arrived during the down downs, & while most were the
same type, a couple were 'over jalapenoed' (at least for the 
scribe - 2am pain!!). SILIC made sure that there were bugger 
all left-overs.

Next week's run - 1896 - Virgin Hare PIMP 
                                          from North Bowling Club.