25 - 3 - '19 Run 1924 Olympic Ave.
The Beanies & Jackets were out in force, in a blast of early
winter - a tad windy. Nevertheless, we had 30 odd ( ..odd
indeed !!). PEBBLES had an early welcome back for
JITTERBUG & BEERFUCK.
MRS DICKHEAD told us about the marks in flour, although
half might be gone - ROWDY knows where to go, &
CHRIS CROS should.
We headed off along the bush tracks, with the walk & run
trail crossing a couple of times. BEERFUCK was quick to dive
onto some discarded classwork of MRS D's students.
Most arrived together at the well stocked Carlton (& chips
STUBBY !!) Drink-stop. The 'other' Bad Hair Day' aka ...
DR DEATH arrived in the red Jag.
(By this stage "Have torch - will Scribe" thanks to
NUTCRACKER).
At the Circle, PEBBLES gave the welcome backer's a drink -
JITTERBUG, FLUID MOVEMENT, DUMB(er) & DUMBER,
BEERFUCK & 'Poiter'.
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE presented the Drive mags, saying
about the "year of the emulator", & MRS D emulating the
Grand Master ie: massive 10k run from PEBBLES (massive
cock), small 2k run from MRS D (small vag). There was
nothing exciting - we followed the entrail right from the start.
placed somewhere down on the leader board.
(Shitty trail ............ ).
Sergeant SHAFTED rose - (no need for a torch) - as the pad
was blank on one side & the shopping list on the other.
He assured us that the opposite of 'clitor(us) was clitor(them).
His 1st charge was for all the Dr's being back together -
JITTERBUG, ROWDY, QUICKDICK & DR DEATH.
(There's a game called 20 toes ........ ).
LOIS LANE charged MRS D for teaching kids to be wankers -
'hands on' learning.
CHRIS CROS charged PEBBLES (in the year of the car) &
Run 1924, that the RACV was established in1924.
NUMMY charged MOUNTIE for driving her own car for once,
& BITCHFACE for emulating MOUNTIE - no car.
(They're alright ............. ).
SHAFFY called out the Grand Master on leadership - "You can
lead a ship to water, but you can't make it sink".
DUMBER had last week's Coach Captain CHRIS CROS out the
front for finding out that, 'you have to actually fuel the bus up
on return'.
MRS D congratulated DUMBER for no building collapse in
Nepal since he returned.
(No, no, no ........... ).
SHAFTED charged FLUID MOVEMENT for talking during the
Circle.
BEERFUCK had MRS D out for the 'textbooks secreted away'
on the run, & all the plagiarism inside eg: What we 'seen' at
the mine we visited - in both books.
FASCINATOR charged BITCHFACE for 'summet' about "being
hands on & then they become Real Estate Agents", but that
became a rebound for Ratemyagent.
(You're stupid ........... ).
FANG charged Dr ROWDY for the "Patient with sheetmetal in
his eye" gag, having the George Pell syndrome "Fucked yer
Pupil", & then there was DIMWIT's zinger - The coffee addict
with no coffee - depresso !!
SHAFTED bought out GLIDER for having no wine for 2 weeks,
& DUMBER said that he'd had none for half an hour.
Religious Adviser D&C called out 'Poiter', to "Kneel on your
knees - kneel in the hole". She said that as he loves women &
football, his name is appropriate ..... arise ..... FOOTLICKER.
Next week's run - 1925 - Hare ROWDY's Daylight Saving at
Slatey Creek.
Tuesday, March 26, 2019
Tuesday, March 19, 2019
18 - 3 - '19 Run 1923 Beaufort
So, the 30+ Hashers gathered for the Grand Master's, East
Ararat mini Marathon - 13 Super Athletes, 11 walkers & some
bar flys - even BIG DOG walked.
After a few of the bush tracks, the walkers came across some
bitumen & back to the well stocked Drink-stop by the dam at
Shepherd's Gully Track. After plenty of stone kicking, Evie's
chasing the stick & "where the fck is the Hare?",the light was
fast dwindling, & so was the group that surrounded the black
wagon. We all gathered back at the On On, to drink our byo,
& sink a hot dog & mustard in bread. A lot of coo-weeing &
car horns broke the silence for a while, until 2 sweaty short
cutters appeared - NUTCRACKER & SHAFTED. Eventually
the others arrived at the Drink-stop, & the SES wasn't
required after all - ala OZZIE OZZIE at Bungal. Much calling
to "comeback, the Drink-stop is over here", but the majority
stayed put & the headlights 'carrying the grog' arrived.
At the Circle, sniffycunt runs were for 'ratemyagent'
FASCINATOR 100 & MOUNTIE 1200.
(Get a life ....... ).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was up next & said "Well, what
can I say, it was absolute shit & I had to share the limelight
with FASCINATOR's 100 & hear that NUTCRACKER 'cum' with
SHAFTED. We had to come half-way to Port Adelaide to run
10k. DIMWIT said that it wasn't so bad, even tho' it scored
lowly. (Shitty trail .......... ).
SHAFTED gave the 2 'Greene's', BITCHFACE & REAR ENTRY
a drink as there was no green beer.
(They're the meanest ............. ).
The Courier photo of the Paddy's Day runners had D&C,
HEAD HUNTER, BITCHFACE & MOUNTIE out the front, &
NUMMY took a drink for PLUCKA.
(Oh, the wiggle of her arse ........... ).
Willy was chief BBQ cook, but SILIC was a poor choice of
help while there's food around, but he did make sure there
were no left-overs.
(You're stupid ............ ).
BENTNOSE charged PEBBLES for the awful walk with no
trail set.
(No, no, no ................ ).
SHAFFY wanted to rename his esky 'my face', seeing as
MOUNTIE & D&C were both sitting on it, & then as he asked
"are there any more charges?", Willy said "Yeah, I'll have 1."
NUTCRACKER had met a kid at the weekend, who had the
'funniest teacher ever, who's jokes are awesome' - DIMWIT.
(There's a game called 20 toes ........ ).
PUSBUCKET had set a 'legend run' years ago, said to be the
worst ever, but PEBBLES has become the new challenger,
SHAFTED charged Hash Horn TEFLON for 'not a horn to be
heard', & SILIC for picking out all the avo' from the salad.
ROWDY gave CHRIS CROS a drink, seeing as he thought
he would have to stay in the bush o/nite - 'biv-wack' at
Catholic School?
DIMWIT's zinger - Elephant asked the naked man, "it's so
small, how do you breathe thru' it?"
MOUNTIE charged HEAD HUNTER with Bob Geldof's
'I Don't Like Mondays', & PRECIOUS charged Peggy for when
they were out 'butt fuck nowhere', she asked "are we gonna
get lost?", with him answering "I was lost 20 minutes ago!!"
(This is your down down song ........... ).
SHAFTED had new Grandad REARY & the 'prospective'
DONUTS out to drink together.
(It's a Grandad ............... ).
Religious Adviser D&C had Peggy adopt the position, ........
& enjoy the sex & running ............. arise BUTTFUCK, & as
all B/F's drink together ...... you too BITCHFACE.
(She's alright ................. ).
Willy BBQ'd the half sized steaks & onions to perfection,
& there were bulk salads, bread, cheese & tomato.
Next week's run - 1924 - Hare MRS DICKHEAD,
On On - Olympic Ave., Mt Clear ?
On After - Top Eureka.
So, the 30+ Hashers gathered for the Grand Master's, East
Ararat mini Marathon - 13 Super Athletes, 11 walkers & some
bar flys - even BIG DOG walked.
After a few of the bush tracks, the walkers came across some
bitumen & back to the well stocked Drink-stop by the dam at
Shepherd's Gully Track. After plenty of stone kicking, Evie's
chasing the stick & "where the fck is the Hare?",the light was
fast dwindling, & so was the group that surrounded the black
wagon. We all gathered back at the On On, to drink our byo,
& sink a hot dog & mustard in bread. A lot of coo-weeing &
car horns broke the silence for a while, until 2 sweaty short
cutters appeared - NUTCRACKER & SHAFTED. Eventually
the others arrived at the Drink-stop, & the SES wasn't
required after all - ala OZZIE OZZIE at Bungal. Much calling
to "comeback, the Drink-stop is over here", but the majority
stayed put & the headlights 'carrying the grog' arrived.
At the Circle, sniffycunt runs were for 'ratemyagent'
FASCINATOR 100 & MOUNTIE 1200.
(Get a life ....... ).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was up next & said "Well, what
can I say, it was absolute shit & I had to share the limelight
with FASCINATOR's 100 & hear that NUTCRACKER 'cum' with
SHAFTED. We had to come half-way to Port Adelaide to run
10k. DIMWIT said that it wasn't so bad, even tho' it scored
lowly. (Shitty trail .......... ).
SHAFTED gave the 2 'Greene's', BITCHFACE & REAR ENTRY
a drink as there was no green beer.
(They're the meanest ............. ).
The Courier photo of the Paddy's Day runners had D&C,
HEAD HUNTER, BITCHFACE & MOUNTIE out the front, &
NUMMY took a drink for PLUCKA.
(Oh, the wiggle of her arse ........... ).
Willy was chief BBQ cook, but SILIC was a poor choice of
help while there's food around, but he did make sure there
were no left-overs.
(You're stupid ............ ).
BENTNOSE charged PEBBLES for the awful walk with no
trail set.
(No, no, no ................ ).
SHAFFY wanted to rename his esky 'my face', seeing as
MOUNTIE & D&C were both sitting on it, & then as he asked
"are there any more charges?", Willy said "Yeah, I'll have 1."
NUTCRACKER had met a kid at the weekend, who had the
'funniest teacher ever, who's jokes are awesome' - DIMWIT.
(There's a game called 20 toes ........ ).
PUSBUCKET had set a 'legend run' years ago, said to be the
worst ever, but PEBBLES has become the new challenger,
SHAFTED charged Hash Horn TEFLON for 'not a horn to be
heard', & SILIC for picking out all the avo' from the salad.
ROWDY gave CHRIS CROS a drink, seeing as he thought
he would have to stay in the bush o/nite - 'biv-wack' at
Catholic School?
DIMWIT's zinger - Elephant asked the naked man, "it's so
small, how do you breathe thru' it?"
MOUNTIE charged HEAD HUNTER with Bob Geldof's
'I Don't Like Mondays', & PRECIOUS charged Peggy for when
they were out 'butt fuck nowhere', she asked "are we gonna
get lost?", with him answering "I was lost 20 minutes ago!!"
(This is your down down song ........... ).
SHAFTED had new Grandad REARY & the 'prospective'
DONUTS out to drink together.
(It's a Grandad ............... ).
Religious Adviser D&C had Peggy adopt the position, ........
& enjoy the sex & running ............. arise BUTTFUCK, & as
all B/F's drink together ...... you too BITCHFACE.
(She's alright ................. ).
Willy BBQ'd the half sized steaks & onions to perfection,
& there were bulk salads, bread, cheese & tomato.
Next week's run - 1924 - Hare MRS DICKHEAD,
On On - Olympic Ave., Mt Clear ?
On After - Top Eureka.
Monday, March 11, 2019
11 - 3 - '19 Run 1922 Lakeview
The 'Get a Life' brigade of 16 gathered for the Committee Run,
set by PUSBUCKET. PEBBLES had the welcome to the run
outside of the bar, & the 7 super athletes took off to leave
5 walkers under MASTABAIT's helm, & 4 bar flys to their
refreshments. They swelled to 6 with late 'cummers',
HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK.
The Carlton Draught drink-stop was unsurprisingly at Devon
St., where the 1st conversation was about 'cushions', where
they should go, & "how many do you need on a fckn bed
anyway?"
THE BILL was a welcome back, after not venturing the Kermit
Ford onto the Lal Lal gravel last week.
(This is your down down song .......... ).
PEBBLES charged BIG DOG for being late enough to miss
the walkers & having to stay as a bar fly. MRS D gave him a
2nd drink for no Hash gear.
Being Labour Day ..... (You don't get me I'm part of the Union).
HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK were up next, after cumming
late - was it the 'afternoon delight' & what caused
HEAD HUNTER's huge blush? Just then QUICKDICK had his
dribble.
GLIDER had taken up residence with his seat right beside
the esky, & that got him a drink - taken by EXIT.
(...... make a blind man cum ....... ).
PEBBLES charged the 'new to cycling' ROWDY for falling off.
(He's the meanest ........... ).
Stand-in Screw ROWDY began his PUSBUCKET screw, saying
that the run was magnificently set, & predictable, seeing as
we don't like change. No Drive mags to present, but
PUSBUCKET placed himself top left hand corner on the
Leader Board, saying "it's the best run this week!"
2 limericks - the 1st (as she put it ) was 'another GEM from
MOUNTIE', & presented on the Celemetrix Song Sheet -
"The Committee planned this Hashing Adventure,
but due to advanced mass dementia,
they couldn't attend, on this Hash long weekend,
so they set us this run in absentia".
ROWDY rebounded with,
"PUSBUCKET is known as Snags,
& his wife has tits turned to bags,
but what Snags does to MOUNTIE,
is not 'will he or won't he',
he just buries it up to her Dags".
(Shitty trail ........ ).
CHRIS CROS gave PUSBUCKET the 'Cazaly drink' for Roy's
transfer to South Melbourne in 1921.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
EXIT charged MRS DICKHEAD for the pace she was keeping
on the walk with (pointing) 'this lady' - LOIS LANE, & then
QUICKDICK had some charge for SOS (?).
There was a toast to the Dearly Departed BIG SHAKES &
VODKA SLICE, since moving on to the Grand Hash above.
(Here's to the Hashers, they're true blue ..... ).
MRS D charged SOS for his 'fayne' education at Grammar,
but then they asked "what happened to HALF A BAR then?"
(You're stupid ........... ).
Next week's run - 1923 - Hare PEBBLES.
On on: Beaufort, Intersection of Western Hwy &
Carngham Rd, (2.5k short of Beaufort).
On after: Same & BBQ - Bring a chair & light.
Car pooling & 2 mini buses,
Coach Captains CHRIS CROS & DIMWIT.
The 'Get a Life' brigade of 16 gathered for the Committee Run,
set by PUSBUCKET. PEBBLES had the welcome to the run
outside of the bar, & the 7 super athletes took off to leave
5 walkers under MASTABAIT's helm, & 4 bar flys to their
refreshments. They swelled to 6 with late 'cummers',
HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK.
The Carlton Draught drink-stop was unsurprisingly at Devon
St., where the 1st conversation was about 'cushions', where
they should go, & "how many do you need on a fckn bed
anyway?"
THE BILL was a welcome back, after not venturing the Kermit
Ford onto the Lal Lal gravel last week.
(This is your down down song .......... ).
PEBBLES charged BIG DOG for being late enough to miss
the walkers & having to stay as a bar fly. MRS D gave him a
2nd drink for no Hash gear.
Being Labour Day ..... (You don't get me I'm part of the Union).
HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK were up next, after cumming
late - was it the 'afternoon delight' & what caused
HEAD HUNTER's huge blush? Just then QUICKDICK had his
dribble.
GLIDER had taken up residence with his seat right beside
the esky, & that got him a drink - taken by EXIT.
(...... make a blind man cum ....... ).
PEBBLES charged the 'new to cycling' ROWDY for falling off.
(He's the meanest ........... ).
Stand-in Screw ROWDY began his PUSBUCKET screw, saying
that the run was magnificently set, & predictable, seeing as
we don't like change. No Drive mags to present, but
PUSBUCKET placed himself top left hand corner on the
Leader Board, saying "it's the best run this week!"
2 limericks - the 1st (as she put it ) was 'another GEM from
MOUNTIE', & presented on the Celemetrix Song Sheet -
"The Committee planned this Hashing Adventure,
but due to advanced mass dementia,
they couldn't attend, on this Hash long weekend,
so they set us this run in absentia".
ROWDY rebounded with,
"PUSBUCKET is known as Snags,
& his wife has tits turned to bags,
but what Snags does to MOUNTIE,
is not 'will he or won't he',
he just buries it up to her Dags".
(Shitty trail ........ ).
CHRIS CROS gave PUSBUCKET the 'Cazaly drink' for Roy's
transfer to South Melbourne in 1921.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
EXIT charged MRS DICKHEAD for the pace she was keeping
on the walk with (pointing) 'this lady' - LOIS LANE, & then
QUICKDICK had some charge for SOS (?).
There was a toast to the Dearly Departed BIG SHAKES &
VODKA SLICE, since moving on to the Grand Hash above.
(Here's to the Hashers, they're true blue ..... ).
MRS D charged SOS for his 'fayne' education at Grammar,
but then they asked "what happened to HALF A BAR then?"
(You're stupid ........... ).
Next week's run - 1923 - Hare PEBBLES.
On on: Beaufort, Intersection of Western Hwy &
Carngham Rd, (2.5k short of Beaufort).
On after: Same & BBQ - Bring a chair & light.
Car pooling & 2 mini buses,
Coach Captains CHRIS CROS & DIMWIT.
Tuesday, March 5, 2019
4 - 3 - '19 Run 1921 Lal Lal.
SHAFTED's at the 'Ranch' - Coalmine Rd. The late arrival with
our chauffeur, saw the Circle of 30+ Hashers & 2 dogs almost
done. The super athletes took off, followed by 1/2 doz. bar flys
in DR DEATH's V8 Dodge Bongo Bus in search of a
"new office", only to find a closed Lal Lal pub. As they
returned, SPARTACUS had the comment "we've closed
another one!" ........ JD's, Miner's, Athletic Club & now Lal Lal.
That's when they sat round arguing the toss about ......
you guessed it, football stats.
The well stocked Drink-stop & chips was 50m into the scrub -
close enough even for SILIC.
At the Circle, PEBBLES had a welcome (back) from 5 yrs. ago
to DUDE & HOOKA(er).
(Give us an A ...... ) ..... & a welcome back
to SOS, of Tidytiling, cleaning, demolition & every other
bloody tidy-ing.
(You're stupid ........ ).
Further charges "may include, but not limited to" ... (due
mainly to the 'over refreshment' of the Scribe at the time).
SOS stayed out for a 2nd for his tidy-scullings.
(Hymn, fuck hymn ......... ).
D&C & NUMMY had a drink for the electric fence "charge" -
waiting for the charge to cum.
(She's a harriette ............. ).
Best Hash Screw was next for some SHAFTED screwing,
saying that he had more chalk on his shirt than on trail.
PLUCKA got a mention for forgetting the airbags - going
arse over head, to damage the knee. No leader board present,
but then the Limerick ..... some-et about "..... don't pay & what
else can you say, once again we've been totally shafted".
(Shitty trail ........... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED gave out the sniffycunt runs,
TEFLON 151, MASTABAIT 1404, REAR ENTRY 499, &
MOUNTIE 1199.
(This is your down down song ............. ).
CHRIS CROS brought out HALF A BAR for his long shorts,
(or short longs), & NUTCRACKER for her hot pants, then
CHRIS CROS himself for hiding behind a tree to take a piss.
(Why were they born so ............ ).
HALF A BAR was charged for reading the 'oxy moron' mag,
the 'smart farmer' - Tommy's only porno.
FANG had a sight gag (not working!), for STUBBY - photo of
a dog in the beer box, then DUMBER saying that every 10th
bloke had a bent cock.
(What a wank ........... )
ROWDY charged SHAFTED for the BBC 'big black cock'
sampling tool they'd found.
PUSBUCKET charged DR DEATH for using all the saved up
bar fly frequent flyer points for the excursion in the Wonder
Bus - complete with swivel chairs etc., only to be a dry
argument at the Lal Lal. DR DEATH's reply, "well you
dickheads got in the bus!!", & as all Dr's drink .......
you too Dr ROWDY.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy .......... ).
FANG was 'stand-in DIMWIT ' with his Dad joke to ROWDY
wanting a black dick - after a week with a dangling
brick, it turns black.
TEFLON had bike riders BP, MASTABAIT, BENTNOSE &
CHRIS CROS out for a drink ..... some-et about a follow on
for the horse ride to Port Douglas (?).
(Oughta be ............. ).
Last drink from SPENCE to DUMB(er) & DUMBER before the
Nepal trip - in case he doesn't come back.
Food followed - snags, bread rolls, ham on the bone, cheese
& pineapple etc., until the power went out, & "then there was
light" from horse man Geordy's torch. That's when SHAFFY
found the bag of lost bread rolls that would've eliminated the
earlier shortage.
Next week's run - 1922 - Hare PUSBUCKET from the Lake View.
SHAFTED's at the 'Ranch' - Coalmine Rd. The late arrival with
our chauffeur, saw the Circle of 30+ Hashers & 2 dogs almost
done. The super athletes took off, followed by 1/2 doz. bar flys
in DR DEATH's V8 Dodge Bongo Bus in search of a
"new office", only to find a closed Lal Lal pub. As they
returned, SPARTACUS had the comment "we've closed
another one!" ........ JD's, Miner's, Athletic Club & now Lal Lal.
That's when they sat round arguing the toss about ......
you guessed it, football stats.
The well stocked Drink-stop & chips was 50m into the scrub -
close enough even for SILIC.
At the Circle, PEBBLES had a welcome (back) from 5 yrs. ago
to DUDE & HOOKA(er).
(Give us an A ...... ) ..... & a welcome back
to SOS, of Tidytiling, cleaning, demolition & every other
bloody tidy-ing.
(You're stupid ........ ).
Further charges "may include, but not limited to" ... (due
mainly to the 'over refreshment' of the Scribe at the time).
SOS stayed out for a 2nd for his tidy-scullings.
(Hymn, fuck hymn ......... ).
D&C & NUMMY had a drink for the electric fence "charge" -
waiting for the charge to cum.
(She's a harriette ............. ).
Best Hash Screw was next for some SHAFTED screwing,
saying that he had more chalk on his shirt than on trail.
PLUCKA got a mention for forgetting the airbags - going
arse over head, to damage the knee. No leader board present,
but then the Limerick ..... some-et about "..... don't pay & what
else can you say, once again we've been totally shafted".
(Shitty trail ........... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED gave out the sniffycunt runs,
TEFLON 151, MASTABAIT 1404, REAR ENTRY 499, &
MOUNTIE 1199.
(This is your down down song ............. ).
CHRIS CROS brought out HALF A BAR for his long shorts,
(or short longs), & NUTCRACKER for her hot pants, then
CHRIS CROS himself for hiding behind a tree to take a piss.
(Why were they born so ............ ).
HALF A BAR was charged for reading the 'oxy moron' mag,
the 'smart farmer' - Tommy's only porno.
FANG had a sight gag (not working!), for STUBBY - photo of
a dog in the beer box, then DUMBER saying that every 10th
bloke had a bent cock.
(What a wank ........... )
ROWDY charged SHAFTED for the BBC 'big black cock'
sampling tool they'd found.
PUSBUCKET charged DR DEATH for using all the saved up
bar fly frequent flyer points for the excursion in the Wonder
Bus - complete with swivel chairs etc., only to be a dry
argument at the Lal Lal. DR DEATH's reply, "well you
dickheads got in the bus!!", & as all Dr's drink .......
you too Dr ROWDY.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy .......... ).
FANG was 'stand-in DIMWIT ' with his Dad joke to ROWDY
wanting a black dick - after a week with a dangling
brick, it turns black.
TEFLON had bike riders BP, MASTABAIT, BENTNOSE &
CHRIS CROS out for a drink ..... some-et about a follow on
for the horse ride to Port Douglas (?).
(Oughta be ............. ).
Last drink from SPENCE to DUMB(er) & DUMBER before the
Nepal trip - in case he doesn't come back.
Food followed - snags, bread rolls, ham on the bone, cheese
& pineapple etc., until the power went out, & "then there was
light" from horse man Geordy's torch. That's when SHAFFY
found the bag of lost bread rolls that would've eliminated the
earlier shortage.
Next week's run - 1922 - Hare PUSBUCKET from the Lake View.
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