25 - 2 - '19 Run 1920 5 Ways
ROWDY's bush run / walk. After PEBBLES' welcome, ROWDY
told us about the 7k run - go 'that way' & there'll be a W along
the way for the walkers. 33 turned up (thanks SS ), with 14
walking, 15 super athletes & 5 'flys' - SILIC's been pumped -
he even walked the 200m to the Drinkstop, amongst the mine
shafts. It was a well stocked Red Label Coopers - with chips &
twisties, & STUBBY 'caved' to the old tradition & 'had a chip'.
Back at the Circle, PEBBLES welcomed back PAULINE,
SQUIZZY & BIG DOG.
(Hymn, hymn, ..... fuck hymn .).
PEBBLES called out REAR ENTRY, PUSBUCKET & BIG DOG
for having no 'office', now that the Miner's Tavern has gone
broke.
(Finnish drinking song ..... SILIC !!).
BITCHFACE had a drink for being in pain last week, & then
stand-in Choirmaster, ratemyagent FASCINATOR sang his
chant ... somethin' about 'who the fuck really cares?'.
PEBBLES charged MASTABAIT for his comments about the
dumped mattress, & then his own new mattress, then NORMAL
chimed in saying, "Marg won't be in the new bed".
(Give us an A .......... ).
NORMAL charged BITCHFACE & BIG DOG for their shared
bike ..... enter FANG ..... "I want to ride my bicycle .... ".
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was next saying how ROWDY
had turned up tonight with the 'moles'. She went on about
DIMWIT complaining of a long run ...... "but didn't you run
this morning as well?" We had the 2 Drive mags, but no
Leader Board. There were 2 limericks & ROWDY was happy
to be screwed twice.
First ...... "Hash tart requested a fuck & he said thanks very
much I'll have 3"......... & "He'll take on any hussy, but I
(MOUNTIE) like a much bigger prick".
(Shitty trail ..... ).
Stand-in Sergeant SPENCE had a charge for the new Grandad
REAR ENTRY, & SILIC took a drink for being the same shape
as the other new Pop - SHAFTED.
DIMWIT for his demise since THE catch, NUTCRACKER going
for drinks uninvited & STUBBY for no Hash gear.
(There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
REARY was out again for the '300 runs' on his Nelson Bay
T shirt (2 for 1 there as well), & DUMB(er) & DUMBER for
taking mobile calls.
(Oughta be .......... ).
SQUIZZY rose for his play-off gag with DIMWIT, with much
interjection of 'Still call Australia', with a 2nd verse solo
(what key?) from BENTNOSE...... 'Hawaiian pizza in Hawaii
is called a Local'. DIMWIT's long winded zinger (proof that
there are no new gags), Golf tees in Tiger Woods' Merc to rest
his balls on while driving.
(You're so fuckin' dumb ....... ).
ROWDY asked about the sniffycunts of 1920 ..... beginning of
US prohibition & the arrival in Dublin of the temporary
constables, the Black & Tans.
(A soldier .... to piss .... for cunt-ry .... ).
BENTNOSE charged STUBBY for drinking the pub dry, MRS D
to ROWDY for the crook knee, & LOIS LANE to BP for saying
"the trail takes us back to where we came from".
LOIS had another charge - PLUCKA for saying that the
rubbish mattress was a rest stop, & MRS D to DUMBER for
saying that he's only got 1 bar - he should be happy, but it
was on his phone.
STUBBY got back at BENT for being thrown out of the pub
twice.
(Do your tits hang low ....... ).
PUSBUCKET charged Hare ROWDY for his 'ugly agenda',
putting 5.8% beer right next to a 30m mine shaft, & then
MOUNTIE had BIG DOG & ROWDY out together, "Who put
the big red ball at the Drink-stop?"
NORMAL charged BENTNOSE for complaining about the
pace of the walk, & needing a 'walk halt'.
DIMWIT gave BITCHFACE a drink, now that she realizes
what man flu is all about, & as all bitches drink ..... you too
MRS DICKHEAD & CHRIS CROS.
(She's alright ......... ).
Last charge (in the dark) for NUM & DUMB - the BIG DOG
push-bike charge.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
AGM is on April 15.
Next week's run - 1921 - Hare SHAFTED at Lal Lal.
Ha ha, Note to self - at Top Eureka, when amongst the 1st
to order, be sure to order something completely different
so as you get your own, & not be last served - just sayin'.
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
Tuesday, February 19, 2019
18 - 2 - '19 Run 1919 Glen Park
TEFLON's run at Wolfe Rd that saw NORMAL bring his car
for once, & on the gravel - & what about THE BILL - obviously
too far in on the gravel to pad the hoof !! He did give it a fair
sort of a rev in the bulldust to get over the deep gutter on the
exit tho'.
QUICKDICK called the reverence, & PEBBLES welcomed
visitor Nancy (GILF's Sister from Cali for ni a).
TEFLON said the run was about 5k, pretty flat & marked in
flour - the walkers about 1.6k. "If you lose trail, go back to
where you saw it last".
11 Walkers took off (ROWDY said 14 Runners), leaving a
couple of Bar Flys at the camp - 1 'crook hip' SILIC couldn't
even stagger to the Drink-stop.
NUTCRACKER was on her phone for the whole walk, & still
on it as they went on the 'walk extension'. The Furphy
Drink-stop was 100m short of home & came with the chips
& sweets, to which STUBBY commented, " Chips at the
Drink-stop? - back in MY day, blah blah ....... ".
Charges "may include, but not limited to ....... "
At the Circle, 1st charges were for PLUCKA & THE BILL for
sitting down, & then SHAFTED's rock turned out to be a
brick.
Welcome to Nancy for her 'virgin' run (but the night's not
over yet).
(There's a game called 20 toes ........... ).
There was a 'why are we waiting', so Nancy stayed out for
2nd for being a bit slow, but sped up this time.
(No no, bad bad ........... ).
Best Screw in the Bush MOUNTIE presented the Drive mags,
then talked about all the junk left lying around in the bush,
including a plain flour bag, presumably left by the Hare !!
She said how the girls had 'creamed their jeans' at the sight
of the unknown runner going past, & D&C was on a diet that
said she was to have sex every night for a month.
The limerick ...... "GILF said let's make love, so he gave a
man meat injection". Position on the Leader Board - 3rd
from the top.
SHAFTED charged THE BILL for taking his car so far into
the gravel, MRS D to TEFLON for having no fuckin' sense of
a map, & PEBBLES to D&C for saying "it's on a corner of
some road they ride around". That's when SHAFTED landed
the empty CO2 container into BENTNOSE's beer, proving
that it could produce a head.
(You're stupid ............ ).
ROWDY had the sitters out again - PLUCKA, GLIDER &
SILIC, then DIMWIT produced his zinger, man with potato on
dick - 'Dick-tator'.
FANG had a drink for his Disneyland Viagra - '45 minutes for
a 5 minute ride', then SHAFFY charged DIMWIT for his
catastrophic fall after the cricket catch - couldn't catch
a stubby.
(Give us an A ............... ).
LOIS LANE charged BP - 'you can't change', & as all cunts
drink together, out you come ROWDY, NORMAL & SILIC.
(U.g.l.y........... ).
Sniffycunt runs were SILIC 911 (what a disaster) &
DIMWIT 66.
(Get a life ............. ).
BENTNOSE charged BHD for 'scribing' on the car bonnet,
(new scribe due in April !!), & SILIC had a drink for the
'cleverly disguised' on his T shirt.
The Monteray charge had TEFLON, SS, FANG & Nancy out
for a drink.
(Hymn, hymn ................ ).
Bill of fare was large chicken pieces, potato & green salads.
Next week's run - 1920 - Hare ROWDY.
On on - 5 Ways, On after - Top Eureka.
TEFLON's run at Wolfe Rd that saw NORMAL bring his car
for once, & on the gravel - & what about THE BILL - obviously
too far in on the gravel to pad the hoof !! He did give it a fair
sort of a rev in the bulldust to get over the deep gutter on the
exit tho'.
QUICKDICK called the reverence, & PEBBLES welcomed
visitor Nancy (GILF's Sister from Cali for ni a).
TEFLON said the run was about 5k, pretty flat & marked in
flour - the walkers about 1.6k. "If you lose trail, go back to
where you saw it last".
11 Walkers took off (ROWDY said 14 Runners), leaving a
couple of Bar Flys at the camp - 1 'crook hip' SILIC couldn't
even stagger to the Drink-stop.
NUTCRACKER was on her phone for the whole walk, & still
on it as they went on the 'walk extension'. The Furphy
Drink-stop was 100m short of home & came with the chips
& sweets, to which STUBBY commented, " Chips at the
Drink-stop? - back in MY day, blah blah ....... ".
Charges "may include, but not limited to ....... "
At the Circle, 1st charges were for PLUCKA & THE BILL for
sitting down, & then SHAFTED's rock turned out to be a
brick.
Welcome to Nancy for her 'virgin' run (but the night's not
over yet).
(There's a game called 20 toes ........... ).
There was a 'why are we waiting', so Nancy stayed out for
2nd for being a bit slow, but sped up this time.
(No no, bad bad ........... ).
Best Screw in the Bush MOUNTIE presented the Drive mags,
then talked about all the junk left lying around in the bush,
including a plain flour bag, presumably left by the Hare !!
She said how the girls had 'creamed their jeans' at the sight
of the unknown runner going past, & D&C was on a diet that
said she was to have sex every night for a month.
The limerick ...... "GILF said let's make love, so he gave a
man meat injection". Position on the Leader Board - 3rd
from the top.
SHAFTED charged THE BILL for taking his car so far into
the gravel, MRS D to TEFLON for having no fuckin' sense of
a map, & PEBBLES to D&C for saying "it's on a corner of
some road they ride around". That's when SHAFTED landed
the empty CO2 container into BENTNOSE's beer, proving
that it could produce a head.
(You're stupid ............ ).
ROWDY had the sitters out again - PLUCKA, GLIDER &
SILIC, then DIMWIT produced his zinger, man with potato on
dick - 'Dick-tator'.
FANG had a drink for his Disneyland Viagra - '45 minutes for
a 5 minute ride', then SHAFFY charged DIMWIT for his
catastrophic fall after the cricket catch - couldn't catch
a stubby.
(Give us an A ............... ).
LOIS LANE charged BP - 'you can't change', & as all cunts
drink together, out you come ROWDY, NORMAL & SILIC.
(U.g.l.y........... ).
Sniffycunt runs were SILIC 911 (what a disaster) &
DIMWIT 66.
(Get a life ............. ).
BENTNOSE charged BHD for 'scribing' on the car bonnet,
(new scribe due in April !!), & SILIC had a drink for the
'cleverly disguised' on his T shirt.
The Monteray charge had TEFLON, SS, FANG & Nancy out
for a drink.
(Hymn, hymn ................ ).
Bill of fare was large chicken pieces, potato & green salads.
Next week's run - 1920 - Hare ROWDY.
On on - 5 Ways, On after - Top Eureka.
Tuesday, February 12, 2019
11 - 2 - '19 Run 1918 City Oval
Did anyone count? Gotta be 30+ in for the PUSBUCKET
Cricket Annual, aka 'Ashes for Hashers'. They asked
MOUNTIE where the Hash Flash was, as she dragged up the
T shirt. PUSBUCKET told us about the 'short' run, & we'd be
at the Drink-stop before we knew it. A couple of checks
around the long block & the Draught Drink-stop was back
at the On On - indeed on the boundary.
Teams were drawn up & it was game on, under the batons
of PUSBUCKET & SPARTACUS. Touches of brilliance &
non brilliance followed. There was DIMWIT's 'catch of the
century', taking it a metre above the ground while horizontal,
& then CHRIS CROS' excellent catch to follow. SHAFFY spent
more time rolling round on the turf than fielding. ROWDY,
while not keen on displaying the 'pyjama python' this year,
did smash a healthy 6, almost smashing the floor to ceiling
window of the clubhouse. HEAD HUNTER followed her turn
with the bat, doing a couple of hand stands in the field. The
Footy Coach had a job trying to keep his charges interested,
after they got a glimpse of the Hash Tarts in hot pants - I saw
it too !! Willy was a star bowler - had he had a touch-up from
a Weiry jigger? There followed a 'Caught QUICKDICK bowled
Willy'. Was HALF A BAR on jiggers as well - 1st ball taking a
wicket. Scorer PUSBUCKET was calling out many -10's &
-15's. The game closed & back for the Circle.
PEBBLES had welcomes for WAIT A WHILE from Cairns
Hash, (in his not often worn 'jacket of many badges'), &
Football Coach 'Poiter'.
(This is your down down song .......... ).
STUBBY was 1st charge, with PEBBLES saying, "look at the
length of this", but STUBBY had his torch in his pocket.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was out for a screw with her
favorite man. She called it the shortest run ever, as
PUSBUCKET replied, "just like my dick, not very long
but beautifully marked". The limerick was non existent -
left sitting on the kitchen bench, but ROWDY came to the
rescue reciting The man from Nantucket ..... "dick was so
long .... if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it".
(Shitty trail .......... ).
The 'were injured & now injured' charge had HALF A BAR,
ratemyagent FASCINATOR, BENTNOSE & DUMB(er) &
DUMBER out for a drink.
(....... drink your beer & get out of here .......).
Sergeant SHAFTED had PEBBLES out to drink with the
sniffycunt runners - he forgot MASTABAIT's 1400 & he'd been
using the big words he couldn't spell - 'commonality'.
CHRIS CROS 949, ROWDY 1188, HEAD HUNTER 80 &
FASCINATOR (?). They said that Real (Estate) Men are not
on social media.
(There's a game called 20 toes ............ ).
PRECIOUS charged DUMBER & CHRIS CROS for the 'old farts
& technology' award - not knowing which button to press,
when there was only one to press.
LOIS LANE had the 'Hashy Birthday fuck you', & sisters drink
together, so you too BP. You're sheep fuckers, so out you
come HALF A BAR, then HEAD HUNTER & Willy joined in as
immigrants.
MRS D charged PEBBLES for not making enough of a fuss
over the visitors.
(Finnish drinking song ..... nnnnooooooo!!).
NUMMY gave DIMWIT a drink for his great catch, &
BENTNOSE joined in - 'caught & bowled'.
MRS D congratulated SHAFFY for becoming a Grandpa, but
of course, now he gets to shag a Grandma.
(A soldier ...... to piss ...... for cunt'ry ...... ).
PRECIOUS charged MOUNTIE for her tits looking like trail
marks - circle with a centre dot, & then STUBBY to
BENTNOSE for being beaten into the velodrome.
PUSBUCKET brought out the award bat with the names of
previous winners. Tonight's wooden spooners were
ROAD RUNNER & BOOTROOTA with the -18 score, &
winners, ROWDY & STUBBY on 16 runs.
(What a wank ........... ).
FASCINATOR had PUSBUCKET & SPARTACUS out for a
drink, for their organizing of the night, and ROAD RUNNER
& BOOTROOTA - the wooden spooners.
(This is your down down song ............ ).
DIMWIT's zinger (only to our table of 6), the sick horse goes
to the 'horspital' - boom boom!!
Bill of Fare - the tasty chilli con carne, rolls & slaw, followed
up by the obligatory MOUNTIE carrot cake.
Next week's run - 1919 - Hare TEFLON,
from Cnr Wolfe Rd & Drake Rd, Glen Park.
Did anyone count? Gotta be 30+ in for the PUSBUCKET
Cricket Annual, aka 'Ashes for Hashers'. They asked
MOUNTIE where the Hash Flash was, as she dragged up the
T shirt. PUSBUCKET told us about the 'short' run, & we'd be
at the Drink-stop before we knew it. A couple of checks
around the long block & the Draught Drink-stop was back
at the On On - indeed on the boundary.
Teams were drawn up & it was game on, under the batons
of PUSBUCKET & SPARTACUS. Touches of brilliance &
non brilliance followed. There was DIMWIT's 'catch of the
century', taking it a metre above the ground while horizontal,
& then CHRIS CROS' excellent catch to follow. SHAFFY spent
more time rolling round on the turf than fielding. ROWDY,
while not keen on displaying the 'pyjama python' this year,
did smash a healthy 6, almost smashing the floor to ceiling
window of the clubhouse. HEAD HUNTER followed her turn
with the bat, doing a couple of hand stands in the field. The
Footy Coach had a job trying to keep his charges interested,
after they got a glimpse of the Hash Tarts in hot pants - I saw
it too !! Willy was a star bowler - had he had a touch-up from
a Weiry jigger? There followed a 'Caught QUICKDICK bowled
Willy'. Was HALF A BAR on jiggers as well - 1st ball taking a
wicket. Scorer PUSBUCKET was calling out many -10's &
-15's. The game closed & back for the Circle.
PEBBLES had welcomes for WAIT A WHILE from Cairns
Hash, (in his not often worn 'jacket of many badges'), &
Football Coach 'Poiter'.
(This is your down down song .......... ).
STUBBY was 1st charge, with PEBBLES saying, "look at the
length of this", but STUBBY had his torch in his pocket.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was out for a screw with her
favorite man. She called it the shortest run ever, as
PUSBUCKET replied, "just like my dick, not very long
but beautifully marked". The limerick was non existent -
left sitting on the kitchen bench, but ROWDY came to the
rescue reciting The man from Nantucket ..... "dick was so
long .... if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it".
(Shitty trail .......... ).
The 'were injured & now injured' charge had HALF A BAR,
ratemyagent FASCINATOR, BENTNOSE & DUMB(er) &
DUMBER out for a drink.
(....... drink your beer & get out of here .......).
Sergeant SHAFTED had PEBBLES out to drink with the
sniffycunt runners - he forgot MASTABAIT's 1400 & he'd been
using the big words he couldn't spell - 'commonality'.
CHRIS CROS 949, ROWDY 1188, HEAD HUNTER 80 &
FASCINATOR (?). They said that Real (Estate) Men are not
on social media.
(There's a game called 20 toes ............ ).
PRECIOUS charged DUMBER & CHRIS CROS for the 'old farts
& technology' award - not knowing which button to press,
when there was only one to press.
LOIS LANE had the 'Hashy Birthday fuck you', & sisters drink
together, so you too BP. You're sheep fuckers, so out you
come HALF A BAR, then HEAD HUNTER & Willy joined in as
immigrants.
MRS D charged PEBBLES for not making enough of a fuss
over the visitors.
(Finnish drinking song ..... nnnnooooooo!!).
NUMMY gave DIMWIT a drink for his great catch, &
BENTNOSE joined in - 'caught & bowled'.
MRS D congratulated SHAFFY for becoming a Grandpa, but
of course, now he gets to shag a Grandma.
(A soldier ...... to piss ...... for cunt'ry ...... ).
PRECIOUS charged MOUNTIE for her tits looking like trail
marks - circle with a centre dot, & then STUBBY to
BENTNOSE for being beaten into the velodrome.
PUSBUCKET brought out the award bat with the names of
previous winners. Tonight's wooden spooners were
ROAD RUNNER & BOOTROOTA with the -18 score, &
winners, ROWDY & STUBBY on 16 runs.
(What a wank ........... ).
FASCINATOR had PUSBUCKET & SPARTACUS out for a
drink, for their organizing of the night, and ROAD RUNNER
& BOOTROOTA - the wooden spooners.
(This is your down down song ............ ).
DIMWIT's zinger (only to our table of 6), the sick horse goes
to the 'horspital' - boom boom!!
Bill of Fare - the tasty chilli con carne, rolls & slaw, followed
up by the obligatory MOUNTIE carrot cake.
Next week's run - 1919 - Hare TEFLON,
from Cnr Wolfe Rd & Drake Rd, Glen Park.
Tuesday, February 5, 2019
4 - 2 - '19 Run 1917 Bungal Dam
The Sheltered Workshop 'coaches' were employed to
transport the 20 to Bungal for the MASTABAIT & NORMAL
Run. DUMB(er) & DUMBER headed up the drive, with
GM PEBBLES in No 2 - although the GM would've scratched
his head for a couple of the turn-offs, & then we came across
the rest of the team to make up the 30+.
After the GM's welcome, NORMAL told us about the 4k run
taking 2 days to set, it's marked left & right, up hill & down,
& don't go thru' any on-backs - you mightn't be back for a
week. MOUNTIE hold on to some-one's hand - the scrub's
taller than you !!
16 Super Athletes headed off, leaving half a doz. Bar Flys &
the rest, Walkers in MASTABAIT's care. The Walkers beat
the Runners to the 1st 2 stops - the goat tracks over the
steep hills taking a toll. EXIT & BEERFUCK were soon to go
arse-up going downwards.
The well stocked Crowny Drink-stop was a welcome sight,
& SHAFTED was clubhouse leader, 1st across the line,
carrying his help stick, with it's paint roller condom attached.
Ratemyagent FASCINATOR copped everyone's mirth at said
Drink-stop, turning up in his car after getting lost, as you do
at Bungal.
At the Circle, PEBBLES had welcomes' back for HEAD
HUNTER, QUICK DICK, NUTCRACKER, REAR ENTRY,
STUBBY, BEERFUCK & DIMWIT.
PEBBLES recognised the Year of the Pig, but SILIC wasn't
there, so you have his drink STUBBY.
(A soldier ....... to piss ........ for cunt ry ........ ).
The 'lost ones' (or was that losers?) FASCINATOR & FANG
were out for the 'OZZIE's lost' drink.
(You're stupid, you're so fucking dumb ....... ).
MOUNTIE was up for a co-screw with the Hares front &
centre, NORMAL being forcibly removed from BBQ
cheffing. She said how MASTABAIT had got lost setting
the run thru' the bush, that saw the walkers 1st to stops
most times. The Drive mags were presented & then the
limerick ..... NORMAL said, "Our bum sex is great, when
we're out on a date, he's the best root this side of Nepal".
Somewhere in there, SHAFFY wanted to get 'elder' NUMMY
taught how to play the didge. PEBBLES also charged
MASTABAIT for saying that he'd never set a run out here
again.
(Shitty trail .......... ).
Sniffycunt runs were MASTABAIT 1400, DUMB & DUMBER
1144, HEAD HUNTER 79 & QUICKDICK 77 (& those 2 had
been writing each others names in the book!).
NUT CRACKER drank up as well, forgetting their names,
& buggering up the chant.
(They're the meanest ......... ).
ROWDY charged DIMWIT for trying to change his new shoes
after the run, but was locked out of the bus, so drank out of
the others instead.
EXIT had a drink for what looked like a leak in GLIDER's
colostomy bag, as SS pointed out GLIDER's 76th
Birthday today, & the Elder Statesman drank together.
(Hashy Birthday fuck you .......... ).
MRS DICKHEAD called out the Kathmandu Crew, D&C,
NUMMY, & NUTCRACKER for wearing gear that cost more
than the cost of the average shit home.
(She's a harriette ........... ).
SHAFFY charged HALF A BAR for not identifying which
sheep shit was on the car, then PUSBUCKET had NORMAL
& MASTABAIT out for a drink for the Nepal Tea House
'Hind Lick Maneuver' gag.
(No no, bad bad ........... ).
NORMAL charged Grogmaster NUTCRACKER for only
half filling the charge glasses, & then NUTCRACKER to
D&C & NORMAL for being late for the morning run - still
in bed.
(There's a game called 20 toes .............. ).
SHAFTED gave colleague geologist BEERFUCK a drink
for getting 3 correct answers in the 'rock of the week' quiz.
The DIMWIT zinger made it's return after a couple of weeks
lay-off ..... "Squirrels swimming on there back to keep their
nuts dry", & then NUMMY gave DUMB a drink for having
the best arse.
(DIMWIT's chance for the chant ..... 'Swing Low' ...).
DUMB(er) & DUMBER charged LOIS LANE for Helen Clarke
raising the IQ of both countries.
(There's a game called 20 toes ........ ).
Last charge for the Statesman to drink together - SS,
GLIDER, MASTABAIT, THE BILL & HALF A BAR.
Tasty Bill of Fare from BBQ Chef NORMAL - spicy snags,
hamburgers, onions, bread & rolls, & build your own salad.
Next week's run - 1918 - Pusbucket's Cricket Run, City Oval.
On After - same, Lion's Den.
The Sheltered Workshop 'coaches' were employed to
transport the 20 to Bungal for the MASTABAIT & NORMAL
Run. DUMB(er) & DUMBER headed up the drive, with
GM PEBBLES in No 2 - although the GM would've scratched
his head for a couple of the turn-offs, & then we came across
the rest of the team to make up the 30+.
After the GM's welcome, NORMAL told us about the 4k run
taking 2 days to set, it's marked left & right, up hill & down,
& don't go thru' any on-backs - you mightn't be back for a
week. MOUNTIE hold on to some-one's hand - the scrub's
taller than you !!
16 Super Athletes headed off, leaving half a doz. Bar Flys &
the rest, Walkers in MASTABAIT's care. The Walkers beat
the Runners to the 1st 2 stops - the goat tracks over the
steep hills taking a toll. EXIT & BEERFUCK were soon to go
arse-up going downwards.
The well stocked Crowny Drink-stop was a welcome sight,
& SHAFTED was clubhouse leader, 1st across the line,
carrying his help stick, with it's paint roller condom attached.
Ratemyagent FASCINATOR copped everyone's mirth at said
Drink-stop, turning up in his car after getting lost, as you do
at Bungal.
At the Circle, PEBBLES had welcomes' back for HEAD
HUNTER, QUICK DICK, NUTCRACKER, REAR ENTRY,
STUBBY, BEERFUCK & DIMWIT.
PEBBLES recognised the Year of the Pig, but SILIC wasn't
there, so you have his drink STUBBY.
(A soldier ....... to piss ........ for cunt ry ........ ).
The 'lost ones' (or was that losers?) FASCINATOR & FANG
were out for the 'OZZIE's lost' drink.
(You're stupid, you're so fucking dumb ....... ).
MOUNTIE was up for a co-screw with the Hares front &
centre, NORMAL being forcibly removed from BBQ
cheffing. She said how MASTABAIT had got lost setting
the run thru' the bush, that saw the walkers 1st to stops
most times. The Drive mags were presented & then the
limerick ..... NORMAL said, "Our bum sex is great, when
we're out on a date, he's the best root this side of Nepal".
Somewhere in there, SHAFFY wanted to get 'elder' NUMMY
taught how to play the didge. PEBBLES also charged
MASTABAIT for saying that he'd never set a run out here
again.
(Shitty trail .......... ).
Sniffycunt runs were MASTABAIT 1400, DUMB & DUMBER
1144, HEAD HUNTER 79 & QUICKDICK 77 (& those 2 had
been writing each others names in the book!).
NUT CRACKER drank up as well, forgetting their names,
& buggering up the chant.
(They're the meanest ......... ).
ROWDY charged DIMWIT for trying to change his new shoes
after the run, but was locked out of the bus, so drank out of
the others instead.
EXIT had a drink for what looked like a leak in GLIDER's
colostomy bag, as SS pointed out GLIDER's 76th
Birthday today, & the Elder Statesman drank together.
(Hashy Birthday fuck you .......... ).
MRS DICKHEAD called out the Kathmandu Crew, D&C,
NUMMY, & NUTCRACKER for wearing gear that cost more
than the cost of the average shit home.
(She's a harriette ........... ).
SHAFFY charged HALF A BAR for not identifying which
sheep shit was on the car, then PUSBUCKET had NORMAL
& MASTABAIT out for a drink for the Nepal Tea House
'Hind Lick Maneuver' gag.
(No no, bad bad ........... ).
NORMAL charged Grogmaster NUTCRACKER for only
half filling the charge glasses, & then NUTCRACKER to
D&C & NORMAL for being late for the morning run - still
in bed.
(There's a game called 20 toes .............. ).
SHAFTED gave colleague geologist BEERFUCK a drink
for getting 3 correct answers in the 'rock of the week' quiz.
The DIMWIT zinger made it's return after a couple of weeks
lay-off ..... "Squirrels swimming on there back to keep their
nuts dry", & then NUMMY gave DUMB a drink for having
the best arse.
(DIMWIT's chance for the chant ..... 'Swing Low' ...).
DUMB(er) & DUMBER charged LOIS LANE for Helen Clarke
raising the IQ of both countries.
(There's a game called 20 toes ........ ).
Last charge for the Statesman to drink together - SS,
GLIDER, MASTABAIT, THE BILL & HALF A BAR.
Tasty Bill of Fare from BBQ Chef NORMAL - spicy snags,
hamburgers, onions, bread & rolls, & build your own salad.
Next week's run - 1918 - Pusbucket's Cricket Run, City Oval.
On After - same, Lion's Den.
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