17 - 9 - '18      Run 1897      Smythesdale

HER VAG's Run from the Smythes Gardens. The Scribe's 
6:05pm pick-up eventuated by 6:30, & late enough at the 
Gardens to miss the Athletes. The 7 or so bar flys stoked the
nicely prepared fire, kicked a few stones by the fireplace, had 
a beer & generally 'solved' the AFL & Horse Racing stuff. The
stroll to the 'Furphy & mulled mixer' Drink-stop in the shelter
50M away didn't even raise a pant.
At the circle, PEBBLES welcomed back the "Best Screw"-
MOUNTIE, who reckoned BITCHFACE was no hard act to
follow - she hadn't even presented the leader board. The run
was beautifully set, & 'busy' amongst Smythesdale's heavy
traffic, the downside being MOUNTIE having to follow DIMWIT.
Then the limerick about "suck on his dick & only too happy to 
let her".
                         (Shitty Trail ............. ).
Welcomes back were for LOIS LANE, MOUNTIE, PUSBUCKET,
FOP, BENTNOSE, DR DEATH & FANG.
                         (You're ugly .............).
Sergeant SHAFTED was still wearing the 'teeth' from the lolly
jar, & charged SILIC for eating all the others, then DIMWIT 
came out for a drink 'because he could'.
                          (They're the meanest ...........).
Drinks for sniffycunt runs were - PLUCKA 199, HER VAG 108
(one, zero, & fat lady), REAR ENTRY 614 (really?), SILIC 900 
(SHAFFY says that Roman Numerals 'CM' for SILIC means 
'Cunt of a Man') & BHD 1008. SILIC stayed out for another 
drink, since "he'll be a sick boy if he keeps eating so much", 
& then the presentation of the Fat Yellow Squeaky Pig.
NUM NUM was in the SILIC Hash Shirt, & charged him for 
there being no small sizes, so there began the autographing
of said shirt on boobs & all.
                          (Get a life, life .............).
SHAFTED charged HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK for being 
in their matching red jackets, & said that HEAD HUNTER 
would look better out of hers.
                (There's a game called 20 toes ..........).
PUSBUCKET charged Pies' Supporters, BITCHFACE, ROWDY
& PEBBLES for the Collingwood dental DNA, no library &
that banned substance - 'toothpaste'.
                 ( A soldier, a cunt, a country .............).
NUMMY charged Hare HER VAG for wanting all the men to
bring wood - but didn't see any woodies, then PEBBLES to
HER VAG, that they're all going home without a woodie.
The Sergeant charged SS for dropping his Melbourne Ladies 
Card.
                             (You're stupid .......... ).
LOIS LANE charged SILIC for when NUMMY asked him at the 
start " would you like us to wait?", he said, "I'm not cumming
tonight".
DIMWIT's zinger - a question to ROWDY - "the difference 
between Swine Flu & Bird Flu?" - treatment or tweetment, so 
when 1 Dr drinks, you too QUICKDICK & DR DEATH.
PEBBLES had a drink from LOIS for the 'deaf gyno' having to
lip read, & a rebound to LOIS from SHAFTED - all blind people 
need to lip read, then MOUNTIE to SHAFTED asking if he'd
'shoe'd horses', but he hadn't, he'd only fucked a donkey.
                    (No no, bad bad ............... ).
LOIS charged MOUNTIE for the crutchless knickers, then
BENT was out for the cluster of acacia flowers.
                     (His one skin hangs ..........).
SHAFFY charged SS, FANG, GLIDER & DONUTS for the down
downs too long, then SS to DUMBER & DR DEATH for 'The
 Grand Old Flag'.
                      (What a wank ........... ).
Thanks to VAG for the 4 tasty curries & rice, enjoyed by all,
(& scraped out by SILIC), before the tray of sweets made it to 
the table - not forgetting the lovely fire!!

Next week's run - 1898 - Hare GLIDER from the Library 
Undercover Carpark, Armstrong St. On after Top Eureka.