22 - 4 - '19 Run 1928 Learmonth
Just when you thought you'd get a decent blog for once, &
from new scribe ROWDY, but he's gone 'missing in action' f
or a week or 2, so it's more of the same.
The 'Year of the Bra' took off with a run from new Grand
Master FASCINATOR's week-ender at Learmonth. Stand-in
Choirmaster PRECIOUS called the reverence, & then the GM
was looking for a prompt or 2, being the new kid. He
welcomed the Hash 24 "Get a Life" crew for the Easter
Monday run, with a welcome also to Orry from the Tan Clan.
Orry straight up questioned what Hash Name he might get -
FUCKFACE - no that's gone, BAD HAIR DAY - that's gone too,
(although he's reasonably follicly challenged), but MRS
DICKHEAD offered that, BIG FAT FUCK was available.
The Super Athletes did a circle of the oval, then up the back
behind the Pub, down & over the Highway, & along to the
Peroni & Great Northern Drink-stop at the Pavilion - you know,
the infamous MRS D Drink-stop. GLIDER was behind the
wheel of the 2nd time used ride-on mower & trailer.
At the Circle, FASCINATOR had welcome & welcome back
drinks for Orry & Willy.
Screw SHAFTED began with a question "What's your car
FASCINATOR?", "an Outback", "Well, it's out-front !!" He said
that the run was beautifully set in the 1928 Tidy Town -
Learmonth, & it's 75 years since HER FANNY's Hiscock
found gold.
(Shitty trail ........ ).
Last year MOUNTIE wanted to be called Best Hash Screw,
& now wants Best Hash Sergeant. She was decked out
in her new outfit for the occasion.
Sniffycunt runs were LOIS LANE 870, PLUCKA 222, &
MRS DICKHEAD 577.
MRS D reckons BITCHFACE should be re-christened Low Wit.
LOIS had a DIMWIT moment with the "Jesus & 1 nail to hang
a picture" gag, & FASCINATOR's "Jesus falling off the Cross".
LOIS then charged MOUNTIE for her Hop Temple 'tit display'
being funnier than the entertainment.
(You're stupid ........... ).
FASCINATOR charged MOUNTIE for missing PEBBLES'
Birthday, & then MOUNTIE to SHAFTED for the year 1927, the
year Squizzy Taylor was shot dead, & the year of the Cairns
cyclone.
All the Nash Hashers were next, out together for a pre-Port
Douglas drink.
(She's a harriette ......... ).
MRS D charged MOUNTIE for not giving her a drink, being
the only Shop Steward in attendance, then MOUNTIE to
PAULINE for being the "good lookin' rooster" at the Hop.
SHAFFY charged FASCINATOR & HER FANNY for wanting
to take him on a trip to Sri Lanka.
(Finnish drinking song ........ nnnnnooooo).
SHAFTED charged Willy for being scared of the dark, &
needing BIG DOG as a 'guide dog' on the way to the
Drink-stop. Willy had put on the hi-viz vest, but that didn't
mean that he could see.
PUSBUCKET had bald cunts BAD HAIR DAY & Orry out to
drink ...... & as all bald cunts drink, all you brazilians as well.
MOUNTIE was next with a drink for THE BILL, for 1928 being
the year of the Speedo, then MRS D said that FASCINATOR
needed BITCHFACE to show him how to hold down his
'running bra'.
(You're stupid ........ ).
LOIS had another drink for her 'Jesus & 3 nails at the Pub'
gag, then PRECIOUS to FASCINATOR , as he should have
BIG DOG as the new Hash Mascot.
(You're stupid .......... ).
Snags & steak from the BBQ Trailer, along with some of
HER FANNY's tasty salads were bill of fare, & the
'get a life-ers' gathered round the 'virgin use' of the fire pit.
Next week's run - 1929 - Hare STUBBY.
On on - Queen's Head TBC.
Tuesday, April 23, 2019
Monday, April 15, 2019
15 - 4 - '19 Run 1927 AGM
The noisy 80+ collected at Buninyong Football / Netball to
pipe Grandmaster PEBBLES out on his way. QUICKDICK
had the difficult task of the reverence & then PEBBLES was
there to welcome all to the AGM.
THE BILL was Hare, & told us about the bush run, marked in
chalk & lime, & no on-backs.
15 Bar Flys were left to keep refreshed, with the late
inclusion of 'shirt man' DR DEATH, & eventually made it
across the paddock to the Crowny & Coopers Drink-stop.
Back at the Circle, & the lunatic soup taking effect over the
troops, QUICKDICK called reverence again, & STUBBY
moved in with some moral support, & "Shut the fuck up !!"
Welcome to visitors from Lakeside, Western Suburbs,
Geelong & EXIT from Melbourne Ladies, then a charge for
all GM's.
(U.G.L.Y....... you're ugly).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE claimed it was the 2nd longest
year of her life, & to PEBBLES, "you're GM & you know
nothing". All the Drive mags pointed to 'fuck off GM'. She
found out on the run that NUTCRACKER had a scary gash,
but MOUNTIE's was much larger. FOP chimed in about the
hot beer, and D&C has hot flushes. The limerick ...."as Ned
Flanders would say, the Committee is "done, diddly squat".
(Shitty Trail ..... turned into 'Fuck off ya cunt' .... ).
SHAFTED called out his final sniffycunt runs -
NUTCRACKER 80, HALF A BAR 1201, NUM NUM 555,
GLIDER 760, MOUNTIE 1204, EXIT 90, ..... & REARY must
be on 1398 by now !!
(Get a life ........ ).
FOP charged NUTCRACKER for calling Blue Swede's
'Hooked on a Feeling' song, as coming from Blue Suede.
(You're stupid .......... ).
BENTNOSE charged outgoing Choirmaster QUICKDICK
for ending all runs with Shitty Trail......, then STUBBY's
"I can hear stubbies opening".
OLIVE charged BENTNOSE for 'having no idea', FOP to
SHAFTED - Easter, to get wood once a year, & PEBBLES
charged BITCHFACE for the lost trophy.
(She's a harriette ..... ).
Time to get rid of the 'Year of the Car' GM & Committee - all
out for a drink.
(Give us an A ........... ).
PEBBLES' last GM charge was for FASCINATOR's 100 runs.
(He's the meanest .... ), & while you're out there
FASCINATOR, try on the GM's coat. It fits, so you're it.
New Grandmaster is FASCINATOR, to HALF A BAR's
comment, "Fuck, we're goin' down fuckin' hill now !!"
(Bullshit, bullshit ........... ).
HER FANNY was overcum. We've had 'Raise the Bar',
'Lower the Bar', 'Year of the Car', & now it's 'Year of the Bra'.
Committee for '19 - '20.
Grand Master - FASCINATOR, Sergeant - MOUNTIE,
Trail Master - PEBBLES, Hash Screw - SHAFTED,
Choir Master - BENTNOSE, Hash Cash - PLUCKA,
Grog Master - BITCHFACE, Religious Advisor - NUM NUM,
Hash Horn - DIMWIT, Hash Scribe - ROWDY,
Keeper of the Book - BAD HAIR DAY.
Next week's run - 1928 - Hare FASCINATOR.
On on - Learmonth, just by CFA, 411 High St.,
On after - BBQ.
The noisy 80+ collected at Buninyong Football / Netball to
pipe Grandmaster PEBBLES out on his way. QUICKDICK
had the difficult task of the reverence & then PEBBLES was
there to welcome all to the AGM.
THE BILL was Hare, & told us about the bush run, marked in
chalk & lime, & no on-backs.
15 Bar Flys were left to keep refreshed, with the late
inclusion of 'shirt man' DR DEATH, & eventually made it
across the paddock to the Crowny & Coopers Drink-stop.
Back at the Circle, & the lunatic soup taking effect over the
troops, QUICKDICK called reverence again, & STUBBY
moved in with some moral support, & "Shut the fuck up !!"
Welcome to visitors from Lakeside, Western Suburbs,
Geelong & EXIT from Melbourne Ladies, then a charge for
all GM's.
(U.G.L.Y....... you're ugly).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE claimed it was the 2nd longest
year of her life, & to PEBBLES, "you're GM & you know
nothing". All the Drive mags pointed to 'fuck off GM'. She
found out on the run that NUTCRACKER had a scary gash,
but MOUNTIE's was much larger. FOP chimed in about the
hot beer, and D&C has hot flushes. The limerick ...."as Ned
Flanders would say, the Committee is "done, diddly squat".
(Shitty Trail ..... turned into 'Fuck off ya cunt' .... ).
SHAFTED called out his final sniffycunt runs -
NUTCRACKER 80, HALF A BAR 1201, NUM NUM 555,
GLIDER 760, MOUNTIE 1204, EXIT 90, ..... & REARY must
be on 1398 by now !!
(Get a life ........ ).
FOP charged NUTCRACKER for calling Blue Swede's
'Hooked on a Feeling' song, as coming from Blue Suede.
(You're stupid .......... ).
BENTNOSE charged outgoing Choirmaster QUICKDICK
for ending all runs with Shitty Trail......, then STUBBY's
"I can hear stubbies opening".
OLIVE charged BENTNOSE for 'having no idea', FOP to
SHAFTED - Easter, to get wood once a year, & PEBBLES
charged BITCHFACE for the lost trophy.
(She's a harriette ..... ).
Time to get rid of the 'Year of the Car' GM & Committee - all
out for a drink.
(Give us an A ........... ).
PEBBLES' last GM charge was for FASCINATOR's 100 runs.
(He's the meanest .... ), & while you're out there
FASCINATOR, try on the GM's coat. It fits, so you're it.
New Grandmaster is FASCINATOR, to HALF A BAR's
comment, "Fuck, we're goin' down fuckin' hill now !!"
(Bullshit, bullshit ........... ).
HER FANNY was overcum. We've had 'Raise the Bar',
'Lower the Bar', 'Year of the Car', & now it's 'Year of the Bra'.
Committee for '19 - '20.
Grand Master - FASCINATOR, Sergeant - MOUNTIE,
Trail Master - PEBBLES, Hash Screw - SHAFTED,
Choir Master - BENTNOSE, Hash Cash - PLUCKA,
Grog Master - BITCHFACE, Religious Advisor - NUM NUM,
Hash Horn - DIMWIT, Hash Scribe - ROWDY,
Keeper of the Book - BAD HAIR DAY.
Next week's run - 1928 - Hare FASCINATOR.
On on - Learmonth, just by CFA, 411 High St.,
On after - BBQ.
Tuesday, April 9, 2019
8 - 4 - '19 Run 1926 Orkney Crt.
Hash 40 for FANG's Prize Night at home. HEAD HUNTER was
Stand-in Choirmaster for the old man, & called the reverence.
PEBBLES made his pen-ultimate welcome, then FANG told us
about 'so much bush' close to the city, but there was already a
lot of bush amongst us. It's marked in lime & chalk & there's a
special stop. We left the bar flys to get refreshed, & soon
found the 1st stop 'Ya dreamin' gubber', then on to the graves
of HEAVY & DOBBO. SS broke the minute silence, leading .......
"these feet, these hands ......" On on, HEAVY & ARSO.
We reached the Great Northern Drink-stop in the rotunda, just
as the rain started - sadly no travellers for NORMAL. The bar
flys arrived in 2 cars, but still had to walk in 400m, much to the
chagrin of SILIC & GLIDER.
At the Circle, PEBBLES welcomed back HALF A BAR & PIMP
(seeing as he's only here at Christmas & Easter).
(This is your down down song ......... ).
D&C and SHAFTED were next for their Birthday charges.
(Hashy Birthday fuck you ......... ).
REAR ENTRY was called out to give a quick rendition of the
Richmond Song, but launched into 'We Are Geelong' instead.
(Give us an A ......... ).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was next for her pen-ultimate. She
presented the Drive mag to Hare FANG, saying "end of an era,
now there's a new hope". She said that she enjoyed the run,
would've enjoyed it more, had it not been for her sore arse.
She pointed out FANG's 1 black & 1 neon sock, then told us
what she'd learned on the run - D&C likes a dump, heard the
full boring story of Golden Point Cricket Club from it's
beginning, & ROWDY had found the dead people.
FANG's position on the leader board was next to HER FANNY.
The limerick ....... 'they tried dog style on the cleaned shag
pile, & all he got was severe carpet burns'. By now,
QUICKDICK had appeared in street clothes & led the ......
(Shitty trail ............. ).
Serg. SHAFTED presented ROWDY with the utensil remnants
from his Slatey run.
Sniffycunt runs were headed up by Ballarat Hash inaugural
runner ... to quote SHAFFY .."that know it all c*nt BENTNOSE"
HALF A BAR 1200, BP 1150, FASCINATOR 101 &
BITCHFACE 50 (& she was pissed off "Oh, only half of
FASCINATOR?).
(Get a life ........... ).
SHAFTED called out PEBBLES for 'something else' that he'd
missed ..... Run 1926 - 1926 the year Mum Shafted was born.
DR DEATH charged FANG for having the Drink-stop so far in
from the car park.
HALF A BAR had the cotton wool patch on his right ear - was
it from when he fought Mike Tyson?
SILIC had a drink to celebrate the win of horse One Ball.
(They're the meanest ........... ).
SILIC charged PUSBUCKET for yelling out after searching for
the Drink-stop, "I've found it, oh no, it's only a wheelbarrow".
MOUNTIE had HALF A BAR out again - 1200 runs must be
about 6,000k. DR DEATH gave FANG a drink for having the
exact No of cans, but PEBBLES said that SQUIZZY didn't get
one. They pointed out that MOUNTIE wouldn't have a sore
arse, if she didn't have her beany on backwards - SNNAAAG !!
FANG always has to park it in Marina.
(There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
BENTNOSE charged 'the gay boys with the gay legs', PIMP &
STUBBY, & MOUNTIE to HALF A BAR again - 1200 runs
would be about 6,000 stubbies.
HER VAG was next for all of her different coloured finger
nails, & then FOP had been perusing FANG's shed stuff -
Drag (drop) sheets on one of the storage bins.
DUMB(er) & DUMBER had SHAFTED out for phoning up while
he sat outside the wrong address, & then HALF A BAR called
SILIC & GLIDER out together - GLIDER had 'dog carpet' on
board & said "SILIC can't sit on that !!"
GLIDER produced his sight gag (on paper) for MASTABAIT,
about the marauding seal.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ...... ).
FASCINATOR said HALF A BAR's 1200 runs meant him
saying 'fuck' 22,400 times.
(Hymn, hymn, fuck hymn .......... ).
DUMBER charged CHRIS CROS saying that Collingwood was
only 1 game in front of Melbourne, then MOUNTIE again,
about HALF A BAR's 1200 - that means 35 people each week
to say hello / good-bye to - 42,000 times.
It was BENTNOSE's shout to BP - she said on the walk "we're
in the dead end", & then SHAFTED said to ROWDY, "where all
of your ex patients are", but HALF A BAR said, "No ROWDY,
there's 3 of yours at Morrisons, so I'm not game to send
BAR LICKER to you".
(You're ugly ...... ).
NUMMY was out for a drink - a bit slow to get onto why
HALF A BAR had his ear patch on.
(You're so fuckin' dumb ........... ),
PUSBUCKET told us how DUMBER had been to a car show &
took 40 selfies, then MOUNTIE back to HALF A BAR - 1200
runs, 1200 charges.
FANG & DIMWIT were in competition for the worst Dad joke -
FANG's, Just in Beaver, & DIMWIT's, Lesbian with a hippo -
lick a lotta pus.
(Finnish drinking song ...... Nnnnooooo).
On to the Awards:
SHAFFY wanted a drum roll & that saw the clothes dryer
spinning.
Shit-hot Run went to Virgin Run Setter PIMP, & he sure wasn't
gonna' put the old boot down - even wanted to present it
to Leah in bed.
Shit-house Run winner REAR ENTRY - closed the pub down.
Tight Arsed Prick to BAD HEAD JOB - well new shoes would
be just the same after 3 runs.
Spectacle - DIMWIT for his superb catch at the cricket.
Piss-pot - BITCHFACE - couldn't remember many.
Best Club Person - SHAFTED for tremendous support for the
GM, BBQ & Trailer etc.
(Bullshit, bullshit .......... ).
ROWDY had us spare a thought for MRS D's Dad's recent
passing, & went on to present his Pot Calls The Kettle Black.
A few nominations, SILIC 3, BITCHFACE 1, NUTCRACKER 1
& BENTNOSE 1, but the winner is MRS D - the drink taken by
SQUIZZY in her absence.
They tried to call FOOTLICKER Nutlicker, but RA D&C wasn't
having a bar of that. Some said he came again, but D&C said,
"he cums everyday lately".
Then to the Bill of Fare - mini sausage rolls with sauce to
start, lovely bol & pasta, cake & TRENCH's balls, all ably
prepared by both Hosts.
Next week's run - 1927 - AGM at Buninyong Football/Netball
Club, Cnr Cornish & Forest Sts.
Hash 40 for FANG's Prize Night at home. HEAD HUNTER was
Stand-in Choirmaster for the old man, & called the reverence.
PEBBLES made his pen-ultimate welcome, then FANG told us
about 'so much bush' close to the city, but there was already a
lot of bush amongst us. It's marked in lime & chalk & there's a
special stop. We left the bar flys to get refreshed, & soon
found the 1st stop 'Ya dreamin' gubber', then on to the graves
of HEAVY & DOBBO. SS broke the minute silence, leading .......
"these feet, these hands ......" On on, HEAVY & ARSO.
We reached the Great Northern Drink-stop in the rotunda, just
as the rain started - sadly no travellers for NORMAL. The bar
flys arrived in 2 cars, but still had to walk in 400m, much to the
chagrin of SILIC & GLIDER.
At the Circle, PEBBLES welcomed back HALF A BAR & PIMP
(seeing as he's only here at Christmas & Easter).
(This is your down down song ......... ).
D&C and SHAFTED were next for their Birthday charges.
(Hashy Birthday fuck you ......... ).
REAR ENTRY was called out to give a quick rendition of the
Richmond Song, but launched into 'We Are Geelong' instead.
(Give us an A ......... ).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was next for her pen-ultimate. She
presented the Drive mag to Hare FANG, saying "end of an era,
now there's a new hope". She said that she enjoyed the run,
would've enjoyed it more, had it not been for her sore arse.
She pointed out FANG's 1 black & 1 neon sock, then told us
what she'd learned on the run - D&C likes a dump, heard the
full boring story of Golden Point Cricket Club from it's
beginning, & ROWDY had found the dead people.
FANG's position on the leader board was next to HER FANNY.
The limerick ....... 'they tried dog style on the cleaned shag
pile, & all he got was severe carpet burns'. By now,
QUICKDICK had appeared in street clothes & led the ......
(Shitty trail ............. ).
Serg. SHAFTED presented ROWDY with the utensil remnants
from his Slatey run.
Sniffycunt runs were headed up by Ballarat Hash inaugural
runner ... to quote SHAFFY .."that know it all c*nt BENTNOSE"
HALF A BAR 1200, BP 1150, FASCINATOR 101 &
BITCHFACE 50 (& she was pissed off "Oh, only half of
FASCINATOR?).
(Get a life ........... ).
SHAFTED called out PEBBLES for 'something else' that he'd
missed ..... Run 1926 - 1926 the year Mum Shafted was born.
DR DEATH charged FANG for having the Drink-stop so far in
from the car park.
HALF A BAR had the cotton wool patch on his right ear - was
it from when he fought Mike Tyson?
SILIC had a drink to celebrate the win of horse One Ball.
(They're the meanest ........... ).
SILIC charged PUSBUCKET for yelling out after searching for
the Drink-stop, "I've found it, oh no, it's only a wheelbarrow".
MOUNTIE had HALF A BAR out again - 1200 runs must be
about 6,000k. DR DEATH gave FANG a drink for having the
exact No of cans, but PEBBLES said that SQUIZZY didn't get
one. They pointed out that MOUNTIE wouldn't have a sore
arse, if she didn't have her beany on backwards - SNNAAAG !!
FANG always has to park it in Marina.
(There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
BENTNOSE charged 'the gay boys with the gay legs', PIMP &
STUBBY, & MOUNTIE to HALF A BAR again - 1200 runs
would be about 6,000 stubbies.
HER VAG was next for all of her different coloured finger
nails, & then FOP had been perusing FANG's shed stuff -
Drag (drop) sheets on one of the storage bins.
DUMB(er) & DUMBER had SHAFTED out for phoning up while
he sat outside the wrong address, & then HALF A BAR called
SILIC & GLIDER out together - GLIDER had 'dog carpet' on
board & said "SILIC can't sit on that !!"
GLIDER produced his sight gag (on paper) for MASTABAIT,
about the marauding seal.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ...... ).
FASCINATOR said HALF A BAR's 1200 runs meant him
saying 'fuck' 22,400 times.
(Hymn, hymn, fuck hymn .......... ).
DUMBER charged CHRIS CROS saying that Collingwood was
only 1 game in front of Melbourne, then MOUNTIE again,
about HALF A BAR's 1200 - that means 35 people each week
to say hello / good-bye to - 42,000 times.
It was BENTNOSE's shout to BP - she said on the walk "we're
in the dead end", & then SHAFTED said to ROWDY, "where all
of your ex patients are", but HALF A BAR said, "No ROWDY,
there's 3 of yours at Morrisons, so I'm not game to send
BAR LICKER to you".
(You're ugly ...... ).
NUMMY was out for a drink - a bit slow to get onto why
HALF A BAR had his ear patch on.
(You're so fuckin' dumb ........... ),
PUSBUCKET told us how DUMBER had been to a car show &
took 40 selfies, then MOUNTIE back to HALF A BAR - 1200
runs, 1200 charges.
FANG & DIMWIT were in competition for the worst Dad joke -
FANG's, Just in Beaver, & DIMWIT's, Lesbian with a hippo -
lick a lotta pus.
(Finnish drinking song ...... Nnnnooooo).
On to the Awards:
SHAFFY wanted a drum roll & that saw the clothes dryer
spinning.
Shit-hot Run went to Virgin Run Setter PIMP, & he sure wasn't
gonna' put the old boot down - even wanted to present it
to Leah in bed.
Shit-house Run winner REAR ENTRY - closed the pub down.
Tight Arsed Prick to BAD HEAD JOB - well new shoes would
be just the same after 3 runs.
Spectacle - DIMWIT for his superb catch at the cricket.
Piss-pot - BITCHFACE - couldn't remember many.
Best Club Person - SHAFTED for tremendous support for the
GM, BBQ & Trailer etc.
(Bullshit, bullshit .......... ).
ROWDY had us spare a thought for MRS D's Dad's recent
passing, & went on to present his Pot Calls The Kettle Black.
A few nominations, SILIC 3, BITCHFACE 1, NUTCRACKER 1
& BENTNOSE 1, but the winner is MRS D - the drink taken by
SQUIZZY in her absence.
They tried to call FOOTLICKER Nutlicker, but RA D&C wasn't
having a bar of that. Some said he came again, but D&C said,
"he cums everyday lately".
Then to the Bill of Fare - mini sausage rolls with sauce to
start, lovely bol & pasta, cake & TRENCH's balls, all ably
prepared by both Hosts.
Next week's run - 1927 - AGM at Buninyong Football/Netball
Club, Cnr Cornish & Forest Sts.
Monday, April 1, 2019
1 - 4 - '19 Run 1925 Slatey Creek
Hash 30 for ROWDY's Daylight Saving 'MIDNIGHT' Run -
2 piss run for some ..... !! Perfect weather for 14 Super
Athletes & the Walkers to follow trail thru' the bush, that
ended with the well stocked Coopers (& chips) Drink-stop.
At the Circle, welcomes back for HER VAGESTY, FOP &
SQUIZZY, & special mention for recently passed JOCKETTE
from Melbourne Ladies.
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE recognised ROWDY's 1202, &
presented the Drive mags, saying that it's time to move
freshly forward, with only 2 weeks to go before the change.
There was more trail than the last couple of weeks, & "look
at ROWDY" in his Collingwood shirt & unpressed jeans. It did
give MOUNTIE a chance to trot out the St Kilda scarf. It was
ROWDY's 3rd run for the year - some hadn't set one at all -
& placed well up on the leader board.
(Shitty trail ....... ).
Sergeant (& driver of BBQ Trailer) SHAFTED began by
charging ROWDY with "any Porsche near Collingwood would
have to be stolen". Then came the gag "I've painted the
Porsche (porch) - no, it's a Ferrari". NUTCRACKER offered to
screw ROWDY .......... the morning glory.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
DIMWIT's zinger (once he'd finished batting away the
suggestion of new shoes!) - Vegan with diarrhea - smoothy
maker.
DUMB(er) & DUMBER came out for a drink, as no building
has collapsed in Bangladesh since he returned home.
(You're stupid .......... ).
BENTNOSE spun the gag (beautifully he thought) about
DIMWIT on the Freeway, saying "everyone else is going the
wrong way".
Then it was MOUNTIE's shout to PUSBUCKET - he'd tee'd off
on the golf course, & his club went further than the ball.
CHRIS CROS charged SHAFFY with "eggboi" & the egg buy
back scheme, & SPARTACUS had a drink for the April Fool
phone call, saying that he'd take his car for once, & pick up
BAD HEAD JOB.
(You're stupid ........... ).
BBQ Masterchef Willy took the Gustav charge - "30 people
gonna' be here in a minute".
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
Late 'cummers' BITCHFACE, MOUNTIE & BEERFUCK were
next to drink together, then D&C had ROWDY out for shoving
the pink Hare Shorts down the back of NUTCRACKER's.
D&C had been offering chips around at the Drink-stop, when
BENTNOSE thanked her - "Thank your hairy crutch", to which
she replied "There's not a hair on it !!" All 'bald parts' drink
together ...... MOUNTIE and D&C.
The snags were well & truly ready by now, along with the
bread, cheese. salads - & home grown cherry tomatoes, to be
followed by some great steaks.
Most had collected by the campfire, to hear MOUNTIE say
that we're almost at the end of the 'year of the forgetful
Grand Master'. We all charged glasses for her tribute to the
departed MIDNIGHT.
Next week's run - 1926 - Hare FANG - Awards Night.
18 Orkney Court, Ballarat North.
Hash 30 for ROWDY's Daylight Saving 'MIDNIGHT' Run -
2 piss run for some ..... !! Perfect weather for 14 Super
Athletes & the Walkers to follow trail thru' the bush, that
ended with the well stocked Coopers (& chips) Drink-stop.
At the Circle, welcomes back for HER VAGESTY, FOP &
SQUIZZY, & special mention for recently passed JOCKETTE
from Melbourne Ladies.
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE recognised ROWDY's 1202, &
presented the Drive mags, saying that it's time to move
freshly forward, with only 2 weeks to go before the change.
There was more trail than the last couple of weeks, & "look
at ROWDY" in his Collingwood shirt & unpressed jeans. It did
give MOUNTIE a chance to trot out the St Kilda scarf. It was
ROWDY's 3rd run for the year - some hadn't set one at all -
& placed well up on the leader board.
(Shitty trail ....... ).
Sergeant (& driver of BBQ Trailer) SHAFTED began by
charging ROWDY with "any Porsche near Collingwood would
have to be stolen". Then came the gag "I've painted the
Porsche (porch) - no, it's a Ferrari". NUTCRACKER offered to
screw ROWDY .......... the morning glory.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
DIMWIT's zinger (once he'd finished batting away the
suggestion of new shoes!) - Vegan with diarrhea - smoothy
maker.
DUMB(er) & DUMBER came out for a drink, as no building
has collapsed in Bangladesh since he returned home.
(You're stupid .......... ).
BENTNOSE spun the gag (beautifully he thought) about
DIMWIT on the Freeway, saying "everyone else is going the
wrong way".
Then it was MOUNTIE's shout to PUSBUCKET - he'd tee'd off
on the golf course, & his club went further than the ball.
CHRIS CROS charged SHAFFY with "eggboi" & the egg buy
back scheme, & SPARTACUS had a drink for the April Fool
phone call, saying that he'd take his car for once, & pick up
BAD HEAD JOB.
(You're stupid ........... ).
BBQ Masterchef Willy took the Gustav charge - "30 people
gonna' be here in a minute".
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
Late 'cummers' BITCHFACE, MOUNTIE & BEERFUCK were
next to drink together, then D&C had ROWDY out for shoving
the pink Hare Shorts down the back of NUTCRACKER's.
D&C had been offering chips around at the Drink-stop, when
BENTNOSE thanked her - "Thank your hairy crutch", to which
she replied "There's not a hair on it !!" All 'bald parts' drink
together ...... MOUNTIE and D&C.
The snags were well & truly ready by now, along with the
bread, cheese. salads - & home grown cherry tomatoes, to be
followed by some great steaks.
Most had collected by the campfire, to hear MOUNTIE say
that we're almost at the end of the 'year of the forgetful
Grand Master'. We all charged glasses for her tribute to the
departed MIDNIGHT.
Next week's run - 1926 - Hare FANG - Awards Night.
18 Orkney Court, Ballarat North.
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