27.7.2026 Hare. Deep Heat. ( thanks to Precious in setting the run)

Venue. Deep Heats home
Bun ing yong..
Run 2319..
Did everyone hear that? 2319.. That’s 2319. Just in case you didn’t hear..or not paying attention!!RUN 2319
( here’s a hint! Cinderella!Next weeks run will be 2320).
Drink stop. We were treated to a “ Sinful Adult Affogato!”.Vanilla ice cream drowned in port!
Just what the doctor ordered!. But not Dr Rowdy.
Welcomes. Geelong hash
Can’t add any more important information as I asked for the note from Cinderella! I checked it today and all it had was a “0055” number.
So.. good feed. Snags and onions. Thanks to MasterB for doing the cook up
Next weeks run.
Commemorative Run for SS .
Venue. Fish hatchery . Lake Wendouree.
On after. Top of Eureka
On On.

20/7/2026 Run. 2318

Committee Run.
Venue. Irish Murphys.
Down Downs. Trades Hall.
History fact.The Ballarat Regional Trades and Labour Council Incorporated is the second oldest Trades and Labour Council in the world, founded in 1883 from the Ballarat Eight hour committee established in April 1856 on Bakery Hill.
Sniffy runs. Spencer Hocking.1150
Charges. Quick dick for being slow.
Squizzy and Pigs arse for literally being fallen HHH. Almost face planting in the run.
Hashy Birthdays. NBCL and Doddle nuts.
Apparently jokes told. Not even funny.
Best joke from Doodle Nuts on the walk.
A lady comes home from her Doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her Husband asks,” why are you so happy?”.
The wife says, “ the doctor told me that for a forty five year old woman,I have breasts of an eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah!” quipped her husband.
“ What did he say about your forty five year old ass?”.
She said, Your name never came up in the conversation!”.
Next weeks run.Deep Heat
305 Barkly street
Bunningyong.

13.7.2026 Run 2317

Hare. Carpet Burns
Venue. Grapes on Grant street( short stroll for Boner).
Screw. Quick Dick
Run was solid.great show from Sovereign Hill.Well marked but a “ dick and balls” was painted on trail. Carpet balls not that artistic. So not guilty.
Welcome backs. Head hunter,Quick Dick,Nurse Batshit,DrDeath,Bent nose, Cat flaps, Rowdy and no name.
Sniffy runs. Head Hunter 300. Mounty 676,Cat flaps 21,Teflon 45,309( according to A.I) must be true.
Committee shirts were handed out. Some not as slim fitting as others. Had to wait a while for delivery. Just like the pizzas..
Some not even given one or had their name on the shirts.. shame, shame shame.
Pink bits birthday. Happy hashy birthday .
Charges. D& C charged by Quick dick. Her ankle braclet was going off! Forensics are still chasing her. Might find her as it was lit up like the sovereign hill lights.
Dr Death charged. Going to be forever remembered in the hall of fame/ life member at Redan footy/ netball club. Congratulations. Fantastic achievement. Saturday at 6 pm at Redan Club rooms. City oval.Come along and celebrate.
Some HHH won’t even be remembered next week!!
Next weeks run.
20.7.2025
X mas in July
Venue. Irish Murphys
Wear your Xmas gear
On On

Run #2316

Hare.Pebbles
Venue. Wendouree squash courts.
Back to the venue.
Screw. Precious. The run was long and cold. Some got lost and ended at the residence of an almost fallen HHH .previously known as Scum bag. Now known as Spartacus but may be re named .. fked Achilles.
No sniffy runs
Welcome back. Beer fk
Charges. The father and Son from behind the bar! Great job boys
Half a bar charged cause he was having difficulty with wordle. Fuck is not a 4 letter word! But fucks is.
Pink bit and precious charged. They had a wild weekend. Pink bits has a fked knee. Precious had eye and hand co ordination so couldn’t play netball…but managed to coordinate the porcelain bus!
Not very many funny or witty charges.
Funniest goes to Nutsy.
Asked about Mitty weekend. What happens at Mitty! Stays at Mitty!
She did report it was wet and moist and some of the holes were very rough!
Next weeks Run
Carpet burns
Venue. Something completely different!!
The Grapes on Grant Street.
Woo hoo
On On