Sunday, September 28, 2025

RUN 2275 – Committee Run in memory of SS – Trout Hatchery Gillies St and on after at Eureka Bistro – Monday 29th September 2025

Thanks to the volunteers at the Trout Hatchery for the talk, movie and tour of their facilities. Sovereign H3 was able to donate $200 to the hatchery, in memory of SS.
The circle took place in the nearby “Shafted’s rotunda”. It was noted that SS loved a rotunda. Welcomes backs were awarded to Fang, Fascinator, Shafted, Cat Flaps, Wee Problem, Big Dog and Carpet Burns. Sniffy runs of mentions were Campaspe on 269, Cat Flaps on 18, Nutcracker on 404, Pink Bits on 171 and Mountie on 1515.
Mountie stepped forward to screw this run, that was set by Precious and IC. She began by quoting Matthew 1417, saying that they were under prepared and overly optimistic. The marked trail was a bit of a cock up and shared similarities with finding fish. Trail markings were slim, and at many times the trail setter was out the front. After passing the prisoner of war memorial, there were questions about whether SS was a war hero. The screw finished with the analogy of the few fish that were seen floating in ponds, just like some of our old hashers that show up but are not moving well and are also nearly dead.
NBCL began by charging Mastabait for changing allegiances. NBCL then told us a story about the end of world. Bent Nose was asked what he would do if the world was about to end in 3 min. His answer was “F#@k everything that moves”. So NBCL stayed very still.
Num Num charged Spencer Hocking, who met her son in the toilets at the MCG. No assault was recorded, but there was mention of being well-endowed. Pink Bits and Wee Problem were charged for being the only ones young enough to have their eggs stripped. We next talked about “Shafted’s pavilion”, and we heard that the incident that resulted in this naming, may have been contributed to by driving with no lights on. Cinderella was next, being charged for driving while doing their shoelaces up. Relating to earlier, there was a well-endowed charge, Spencer called for a substitute. Squizzy quickly offered, but stepped aside and Cinderella stepped up, and skulled from the giant penis glass. There was a call to watch out for the ball rush. Mrs Dickhead was charged for her efforts to get us a tour of the trout hatchery. Of course this was followed by comments of the fishy smell, and assumptions that this week there were a lot of females in attendance. Pus Bucket charged Disco for the footy loss. Disco was also charged for mention of the colostrum that was in the garden. Oh dear, this is booby milk, not a plant. Perhaps the wrong word was used here? Spartacus was charged for bringing egg cartons, when it was not that kind of hatchery. Head Hunter was given a Hashy birthday charge and Mountie was charged for complaining about there being too many potholes, however, she was not on the road. On a similar theme, Cat flaps was charged for looking for soft dirt for her arthritic knees. The final pity charges went to the Geelong supporters, IC, Cinderella, Precious and Billy.
We finished with the announcement of Next Weeks Run. Next weeks run is the Daylight Savings Run and it will be a bush run. Rowdy will set the run from five ways, where we will also have the on after.
On On

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