Our GM was very happy to announce the return of Lois Lane this week. We were then welcomed to home of Isaac, however we were told that we were not allowed inside, this was a shed only welcome. It was then postulated that their hose may be broken, as bird shit was visible on the normally pristine car.
Welcomes Backs went to Lois Lane, Pauline &BP. However, Lois Lane was out of practice as her list was missing two. Lois Lane was charged for her mistake, along with Fawcet & Noname.
Sniffy runs this week went to Campaspe on 262. Spencer then told us that this was the digit sum of 10, which is the digit sum of 1, so Spencer scored a charge too. The other sniffy run went to D&C on 396, which is a 3 and then almost a 69, just flipped around.
The St Kilda supporters scored the next charge, Mountie, Bent Nose & Disco, getting a drink. Bent Nose was then charged for resembling some of the dolls in his garage.
Mountie then screwed Bent Nose. She listed a few appropriate bible quotes and mentioned that we were sniffing around for trail all over the place, with some longer than is typical on backs and large gaps between trail marking.
The glass penis that had been missing the last few weeks made a triumphant return and was delivered by Uber meats. This allowed someone to be charged for making a dick of themselves before the run. Someone found a necklace on the floor with a name on it, only to ask “Who does it belong to?”. Dumb n dumber then had to drink from the beer filled penis. He even spilled some, so bp was charged as she now must clean up the mess.
NBCL then welcomed us back to the Pleasure Dome. He led with a visual gag, opening the roller door to show off Bent’s car. The door then closed, but NBCL returned through the side door. NBCL then talked to us about a seminal book, thinking fast, thinking slow. Normal was then called out the front, but he wasn’t listening, so NBCL added a pretty please. He saw an advertisement in the newspaper for an assistant to a gynaecologist for $200k per year. It required the applicant to shave, prepare and widen the vagina for the gynaecologist. Normal called to get more information about the job and was told to apply in Darwin, as that’s where queue ends.
Lois Lane and Head Hunter scored the next charge, for their admiration of BP’s manicured bush. People Pleaser was then charged, as he and Riley had taken the glass penis home, where it was waiting for a box to be built for it. We are still waiting for the box, but Pink Bits was charged as it was also seen on her car seat. Lois Lane then charged Bent Nose. You can’t pick your in-laws. It was noted that what was once the family tablecloth, was now covering a bike in the shed, disrespecting Lois Lanes childhood. Jus Cum was then charged for driving slow and being easily identifiable, as their van has the company name on it. Head Hunter was then charged for having bush on her mind, admiring many a bush in Newington, so then Quick Dick was charged too. People Pleaser was charged for his late start on the run, where he was seen sprinting up Pleasant St to catch up. Meanwhile Precious was charged for leaving the rest of the runners for dead. NBCL was charged for looking for a man with a horn. Snag also charged for something about the toilet block in Vic Park. Disco was then charged for hiding the cash tin in the sleeve of Precious’s sleeve, this was then a visual gag, where the can finally came out. Bent Nose was then charged for failing to share any of his hand warmers, he has boxes of them in his shed. Rowdy was then the final charge since the Dr fu#@ed him.
We finished with the announcement of Next Weeks Run. The run will be set by Cat Flaps and will commence from the Titanic Bandstand on Sturt St. The on after will then again be at the Eureka Bistro, with the promise of some Unwin wine to be distributed and consumed.
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