RUN 2270 – Jus Cum – Black Hill Hotel – Monday 25th August 2025
Our GM began the circle this week by being thankful that Spartacus was at bar to tell him where the drink stop was located, as Precious and several hashers had lost trail. We then welcomed back Num Num and Mountie from their trip to Queensland. Sniffy runs this week went to Faucet on 11, NBCL on 282, Quick Dick on 303 and People Pleaser on 21. Lois Lane then sang the “21 today” song to commemorate this occasion.
Mountie began her screw of Jus Cum by wondering if she was also going through a divorce, as she compared this run to last weeks trail, complaining that there was not much chalk or flour, again. Jus Cum claimed that she used 2.5kg flour, but there was little to show for it. She then quoted from her bible, where Judas was late for the last supper, his excuse was that he had “jus cum”. Mountie’s final advise was to take less notice of Spartacus for future trails and this will make the run better. It was also noted that in the absence of Pink Bits, it was a nice touch to use pink chalk when setting the trail.
Our sergeant NBCL then took the floor and began with a few jokes. I missed the finer details of the first joke that was something about Dumb going to a brothel in Darwin and choosing from the menu list on the back wall. The second joke was about Mountie on a terrible flight. There was a dog on the plane that was a trained sniffer dog. The dog checked the bags on the plane and indicated with a paw on the trainers left knee. This meant cocaine. After checking another bag, the dog indicated with a paw on the trainers right knee. This meant heroin. After checking a third bag, the dog shits all over the owner of the bag and the bag. Mountie asks what that means. The trainer says it's because the dog found a bomb. NBCL then asked where’s IC. Mountie answered, so she took the charge. The joke was about IC and Pink Bits, NBCL had been asking about their sex life. After being assured that it was great, he asked if IC had tried any of the other holes nearby. The answer was no, because they can’t afford children yet.
Mountie was then charged again, for being a good catholic girl who went to church for confession before her run. She asked for forgiveness for the sin of vanity, looking in the mirror she was so beautiful. The priest said it wasn’t a sin; it was a mistake. Lois Lane was then charged as was Faucet. At the drink stop several hashers were trying to work out who Shane Bilston was, as he had commented on the Facebook page. It was then discovered that this was Faucet. This was followed by a comment that some hashers have no name, so No Name was charged too. Rowdy then charged Cris Cross as he was talking about washer, but really, he meant Faucet. Mountie then charged Pus Bucket, as earlier in the day on her way back from the airport, she had sent many messages of her travels back to Ballarat. Beginning with, eagle has landed, moving on to passing the Marsh, and then going though Dunnstown. Upon arrival, Dumb was there with flowers for Num Num, but Pus Bucket was still home asleep on the couch and had to be reminded to come and collect poor Mountie, despite her travelling commentary. Mountie was then charged again, as after the plane landed and the engine was turned off, her whining didn’t stop. Mountie, Precious, Quick Dick, Head Hunter, NBCL, Dumb and Lois Lane were then charged for losing trail and arriving at the pub to ask Spartacus where the drink stop was located. Quick Dick was then charged for extreme disrespect to GM. Num and Mountie were charged for their tour of the Scenic Rim. Precious was then charged for getting lost on trail, but when Mrs Dickhead tried to call him using the dickhead group chat, the only ones who answered were IC and Pink Bits, in Queensland. Mountie then charged NBCL. She had asked Pus Bucket to bring her jacket to the drink stop, but it was instead delivered by NBCL. He didn’t hand it to her, just threw it on the ground nearby. Mountie then just happened to find her jacket on the ground near the drink stop. Faucet and No Name scored the final charge, since they were all about the chips at the drink stop.
We finished with the announcement of Next Weeks Run. The run will be set by Teflon and will commence from his home at 10 Taylor Court, Invermay.
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