This week we began with a charge for Spartacus, for not setting trail up and down the street. Our esteemed GM then continued his struggle without Lois Lane. Welcomes back for awarded to Shafted, Nair, Fawcet & Noname. Sniffy runs then went to Dumb & Dumber on 1441 and D&C on 343.
Mountie then began her screw of the run. She was unhappy as SS, Half a Bar, and Dr Death were not here to hang shit on them. She then read from her COOCH bible with some notable quotes, “All runners run, but only one gets the prize” and “Walk by faith and overcome the demons”. She then mentioned that she followed the trail up and down and bragged that she found both the drink stops. Not everyone was so lucky to be able to find and follow the trail, six hashers were lost at various locations on the trail, but we were all found in the end.
Our sergeant NBCL then began with a few jokes. He told us about his pet chameleon that wouldn’t change colour, he took it to the vet where it was diagnosed with reptile dysfunction. There was then a follow-on joke about his flexibility from last week that mentioned something about a voodoo doll, but I couldn’t hear this one over the crowd. He then mentioned that he met an old girlfriend on trail who was ugly … how ugly was she… well, her star sign is faeces. Bent then tried a Dim Wit joke. What is the cause of dry skin?...Towels.
Dumb & Dumber was then charged for the recent death threat to a Melbourne Footy coach. Then if one Demons supporter is charged, all Demons supporters are charged. However, he was the only one here. Bent nose was then charged for too much talking. Mountie scored a charge for not being able to find her torch at the start of the run, while it was on her head and Nair was charged for selling a gym set, but still having two bits in his pocket. Immaculate Conception was then charged for being spewed on by his pup Friday night. This led to a dog themed charge for Big Dog and Hush Puppy. We then had a birthday charge to Big Dog, Carpet Burns and NBCL. Spartacus was charged for serving Melbourne Bitter at the Drink Stop and Doodle Nuts was charged for shitting herself on the run. NBCL was also charged for his fall on the run. Since we have the COOCH cross, which is a Roman Symbol, Spartacus was charged for his Roman name. A lack of Hash Gear charge went to Mrs D, Fawcet, Road Runner and Noname. Doodle nuts was then charged for losing her beanie, twice, but it was found in her pocket each time. Road Runner was then charged for his speedy travel in Vietnam, he seemed to get to the next location quicker that the others without visiting brothels. Then D&C was charged for organised one the Vietnamese accommodation sites above a brothel. People Pleaser was then charged for voluntarily having a beer at the first drink stop, after saying he doesn’t like beer. Perhaps Hash is influencing him? Then Pink Bits was charged for turning that easy. There was then a call that this was perhaps the shit hot run of the year, as there were 2 drink stops, but Bent Nose only made it to one of them. Immaculate Conception then scored the Oscar Piastri charge, for his recent wins, and Pus Bucket was charged for smashing a glass at the bar. Nair was then charged for still needing a lyric book. Big Dog was then charged for bringing Hush Puppy, but not teaching her to sign the book. Shafted then charged Big Dog for not being allowed to trim Hush Puppy hedges, only Nutcracker is allowed to trim. Normal was then charged for talking in the circle and Bent Nose scored the last charge for worrying the young people when he was lost.
Next Weeks Run was then announced. D&C will be setting a run from the Grapes on Grant Street.
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