This weeks circle at Five Ways began with a request to explain, how do you do it five ways? Welcomes backs were awarded to Pebbles, Bad Hair Day and Donuts. While sniffy runs went to Pauline on 444, Head Hunter on 282 and Precious on 353.
Our stand in screw this week was Shafted. He began by telling us that he had arrived slightly late in his ute, as he was asked to bring the trestle tables for our gathering and some illumination for the event. Rowdy, still not driving, also needed Kathy to help him come out to the bush to set the run. Shafted continued rambling on about Anglesea, which was adjacent to side sea. Rowdy set a traditional bush run, although Shafted missed some of the run, he said it was a f@#king beautiful run and that he had taken a shafted shortcut and swam across the lake to find trail. The walk was similarly set in the bush, and we all know Mountie loves a bush run, what a shame that she’s not here.
NBCL began by calling on the birthday boy (Dumb & Dumber) to step forward. NBCL told us about his time travelling with Dumb. They had shared a room together when travelling overseas and during a visit to the night market, they purchased a brush with big bristles to help solve their clogged toilet issues. When asked what he thought of the new brush, Dumb responded with “it’s ok, but I think I’ll go back to using paper”. Next, we had a story featuring Half-a-Bar and Cris Cross. They are both known to enjoy the great outdoors and happened upon a sheep stuck in a fence. Half-a-bar parked the car and said he knew what to do. After he pulled his pants up, he asked Cris Cross if he wanted a go? He responded with Nah, I can’t get my head in there.
Lois Lane scored the first charge for a recent message from her daughter Jaimee who had been clipping her daughter Grace’s nails. Grace wanted to know if they had nail clippers in the old days. When she didn’t know the answer, Grace told her to ask her Mum. Lois was charged again for offering fire starters to help start the fire, but these were still no use as no one at that point had matches or lighter. It was noted that there were many hashers in the over 60 age group. Teflon resembled that remark and People Pleaser was charged for now looking as old as the rest. Jus Cum was charged for being worried that Campaspe and Pink Bits had fallen behind on the run. Mrs D stopped to phone them, to check in, but Jus Cum took off ahead, obviously not too worried. It was noted that this is a running club and a drinking club, which leads to a full bladders club, and that sometimes bladders need to be relieved. Lois and Pauline were charged for their new house called “Merino” and despite downsizing pre move, they still have too much stuff. They bought along two lovely camp chairs, anyone want a chair? A call was made to make them an offer. Half-a-bar was called out for his lack of eloquence, his response was “bull f@#kin shit”. Pebbles also told us that he grew up in a town called Merino. I might mention that I live in Merino Drive and Half-a-bar is all about merino’s. Merino’s everywhere! Shafted was called out, as he should recognise Pebbles. Teflon scored a rebound charge and Pebbles was charged because every man here has gotten wood. Jus Cum and Wee Problem were charged for fiddling with the fire and Half-a-bar was charged and told to stop strobing. Cinderella was charged for bringing wood that was too small, then wood that was too big. We needed goldilocks wood, that was just right. The Bill was mentioned because others parked cars in his spot and the other Bill, Billy was charged in absence, as he asked for the location, but didn’t show up. Dumb was charged as we remembered when he bellied out his car here. Wee Problem was charged again for her obsession with fire. This led to talk of burning bush and how Rear Entry comes from behind. Wee Problem and her fiery bush was followed by a red head charge for Disco, Cinderella and Rowdy. Half-a-bar was charged for something to do with being a Melbourne supporter, and at this point someone spotted that Shafted was sitting in the circle. We were told that there were only 2 charges left, but Head Hunter was thirsty, so she announced that there was now only one left and I don’t know who got it?
We finished with the announcement of Next Weeks Run which will be set by Mrs Dickhead and Immaculate Conception from the Scout Hall on Recreation Rd in Mount Clear.
After being told about Normal’s wife Jill’s accident, we would also like to send our best wishes to Normal and Jill, with the hope that Jill is making a speedy and full recovery.
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