RUN 2264 – Mountie – Mount Xavier Golf Course, Ballarat East – Monday 14th July 2025

RUN 2264 – Mountie – Mount Xavier Golf Course, Ballarat East – Monday 14th July 2025

The GM began with a question to the group, “What to do with the glass penis?” While no particular answer was provided, it was purported that it was good to have at your disposal. Our GM then asked Pauline and Lois to move around the circle giving high fives. This was because our GM wanted a military parade for his birthday. We then moved on to Welcomes Backs, which went to Rear Entry, Zig, Bad Hair Day, Abbey, and D&C. However, D&C was there last week, so Lois was charged for f#@king up.

Zig was called to the front with People Pleaser and Riley. There was something about Zig having a Zag and they all had a drink. We then moved on to our Sniffy runs that went to Pink Bits on 161, Rear Entry 696 and Jus Cum on 269.

Mountie wasn’t allowed to screw herself, so IC was called up with no preparation, to screw the run/walk. He said that we stayed off the greens and stayed on trail, there was even trail on the walk and a good Drink Stop. Altogether, well set.

NBCL began with a funny story about coming from Sunshine, where there was a petting zoo, because it was school holidays, but 4 kids escaped. We were then welcomed to Mt Xavier, the place carpet forgot. Rear Entry scored a charge relating to the sign on the bar, “prefer lies through the green”. Lois was then charged as the carpet design was said to resemble her merkin. Boner then told a poo joke. NBCL and Nutcracker were then charged for a joke about the use of the ball cleaner at the first hole which moved onto the cleaning of the glass penis. Our GM was charged after responding to complaints that the balls were hard to clean, where he said, “That’s what makes the smell”. Head Hunter and Donuts were then charged for comments relating to staying high on the green. Zig was charged for his phone call during the starting circle. There was then a charge for long hair going to Precious and Disco, with some comparison to Bob Marley, this progressed to talk of the Wailers, but we don’t need the Wailers because we have Mountie. Snag, Snag, Snag. Mountie was also charged for not knowing many of the songs when we were out last Saturday night. Carpet Burns was then charged for losing her coat Sat night, but since she wasn’t there, Jus Cum scored the drink. There was then a birthday charge for Pink Bits, Pauline and Precious. Nummy then scored a retirement charge, even though she has 2 more shifts. Nummy was then awarded a drink from the glass penis. We then had a no hash gear charge that was given to Abbey, Riley and Pink Bits, even though she had Hash tights under her trackies. People Pleaser was charged with a question “does he have a gun in his pocket or was he pleased to see us”. His grey trackies were a little revealing. Lois was then charged for accumulating Hash gear from the recently deceased and not passing it on, however, she did give a shirt to People Pleaser. We then gave our barman Wayne a charge which progressed to charging those wearing hats, Normal, Hush Puppy & Rowdy. Wayne was then charged for not enforcing “no hats” Rule. Wankers were then changed, this included Donuts, IC and Bad Hair Day. Rear Entry was then charged for not knowing the Tigers song, and Big Dog was charged as he was also a Tigers supporter. Snag was given a late charge for no hash gear and Spencer Hocking was charged for being a cousin. Boner then got the last charge, just because.

Next Weeks Run was then announced to be a Red Dress Run with the venue, TBA. There will be a red wine auction (thanks Cat Flaps) and raffles, so we were reminded to bring some extra cash. We will also be doing a guided tour of the lab on trail, while we raise money for the Fiona Elsey Cancer Research Institute.

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