Wow, what a turnout this week. There was a long list of Welcomes Backs that went to FOP, Her Vagesty, Spencer Hocking, Faucet, Riley, Cinderella, Dim Wit, Deep Heat and Rowena. Sniffy runs were then awarded to Pauline on 434, Nutcracker of 393, Big Dog on 242 and Cat Flaps on 11. A late addition was Bent Nose on 1551.
Mountie then stepped up to screw me! It was difficult to scribe this bit as I was out the front but there was mention of sheep, since all the streets in this area are named after types of sheep, and something about the lord is our shepherd. Mountie then recited some sections of the bible, that related more to Mountie than to me, so this got a few laughs.
NBCL was charged for ruining the Hash cash float by taking cash for the Miti Golf weekend, but then it was revealed that it was actually D&C, who paid this week with a $100, so she was charged too. We were reminded that Hash Cash works for tax department, so we should be careful when splashing cash around.
NBCL and Dim Wit began with a few jokes. Why did the chicken go to a fitness centre? - To work on her pecs. What’s the difference between Southern Cross station and a breast augmented lobster? – One is a busty crustacean, and the other is a crusty bus station. Lois then charged Mountie for a joke relating to hand grip while golfing and then Mountie charged Nutcracker for a wayward drive that hit and downed another golfer, the punchline was that it was a broken thumb, not penis, so rubbing it was not really necessary. Pink Bits then charged Disco, who went missing at her recent party, thankfully there was no shit in the fridge this time, but he was found touching things in IC’s room. Riley was then charged for his birthday and despite a few calls for other upcoming birthdays during the next week, they were delayed to our next run. Teflon then charged IC and Cinderella, because Wagga beat the Reds with a 137 to nil score. Precious was then charged for not finding a fill in scribe, as I had the tricky task of scribing my own run. There were no volunteers to help, so it’s just me, trying to make sense of it all. There was then mention of my previous neighbour who is now a convicted sex offender. Precious played horn with him, but then Precious mentioned that he was a piano teacher, who actually taught him where to put his fingers. Mountie then charged me for asking on trail why she hadn’t read my blog, but she claims she’d been distracted by Boner’s post. Boner was then charged for revealing his chin. IC then charged the GM for missing the virgin hasher, Boner is like a new man, now that we can see his chin. Pink Bits then charged Spartacus, who was the only bar fly this week, until we had some late arrivals, Boner and Deep Heat scored a drink here. Mrs D then charged Jus Cum and me, we started the run about 20 min after the pack, as I was ordering our dinner, I caught the pack at the last halt, like an elite athlete, but Jus Cum gave up and joined the walkers. Speaking of walkers, I gave the map to Nummy, but I believe she gave it to Lois. Who was in charge of the walkers? Pauline then stepped up to reveal a special penis shaped glass that he’d found during some recent cleaning up. The story was that it was ordered from a glass blowing factory in Hokitika, NZ. Once it was freshly blown, it was collected by Lois’s Mum and shipped to Australia. Precious then filled the glass dick and sculled. The Richmond supporters then scored the final charge.
Next weeks run was announced to be Mountie’s run which was said to be from the Tennis Courts in Creswick and we were asked to bring a log. This has now been amended to Mount Xavier Golf Club in Ballarat East. The bar will be open and we are reminded to bring a torch.
The following week is our Christmas in July Red Dress run. Stay tuned for more info….
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