H3 Run 2018   25 Jan '21  Union Jack Res.

The Spencer Hocking "Straya Day Eve" Bush Run.

Bit of confusion for the 2nd week - some turning off

at the wrong spot, others not going far enough along

Elizabeth. Spence was already installed with tables

set up & flags flying.

GM Donuts was the first heckled - creases ironed

into the Hash Shirt.

The Hare told us about 'some hills', there may be 

1 or 2 on backs, but don't ask how far it is. He added

that the Weather Gods had favoured us, seeing as it

was supposed to be bucketting down, & assured 

Campaspee that there were no snakes.

Just then 'the late' Shafted made his entry.

Trail kept both groups together until the creek, then

the runners found the extent of a 'couple' of hills.

Wasn't long before the walkers came by 

Drink-stop Policeman Pusbucket, standing guard 

over the beer & chips, then came the sweaty runners.

At the Circle, first of all a Welcome Back for Pebbles.

Sniffy Runs for Headhunter & Quickdick 151,

Num Num 656 & Evie 21. (They're stupid ....).

Bentnose was up for screwing, starting with "A very

fine run" - from "he who walked !!" Clockwise amongst

the many mineshafts, until the fjord, when "I took charge"

(Bullshit, it all sounds like bullshit ...). There was no

mention of the Southern Cross to guide us on trail.

Score 87, same as the humidity. (Shitty trail ....).

Quickdick charged Plucka for not taking up the offer

of a lift to the On On, seeing as the prize was a blow job.

After his earlier grand entrance, Shaffy was charged

for parking next to a tree, not being able to open 

his door.    (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....).

Nummy had a charge for Dr Death - "not here" says

Just Cum - you'll do !! Dr Death had commented on a

"pretty flash shirt" - since when had he become

a fashionista ?        (Hymn, fuck him ..... ).

Spence had a drink for forgetting to mention the double

151 runs of Headhunter & Quickdick. (Pain in the arse..)

Mountie was charging Donuts, when an uproar began

with a rousing "God Save The Queen".

Dumber had BP & Pauline out the front - "They're not 

Aussies, who do they think they are ?"

             (Build a bonfire ..... put the Kiwi on top ..... ).

Nummy had a drink for flashing her gash.

              (Do your tits hang low ........... ).

Quickdick gave Nummy another drink - "who's driving

the Stang home tonight ?"

Pebbles charged hare Spence for (summet - can't read

"me" own writing) why make all the new tracks?

               (All Australians ........ ).

Nummy bought her 'old man' Dumber a drink - her Dad

always used Old Spice, & if he hadn't, she might never

have been here !! Penny Farthing was next for saying

that she'd never come back to Buninyong again.

Donuts had the last charge for Nummy of Indiginai

background - When you're approached by the Abos with

an invite to a Corroboree, it's not to a Car Robbery.

                      (She's a harriette  ............... ).

Bentnose gave Dimwit's amateur standing one hell of a 

shake, with his Blonde Double Entendre gag, that was 

supposed to sleigh 'em, but no-one got it.

Next week's run 2019 - Hare Spartacus from the 

Grapes Pub, Grant Street.

Spence had tasty Chicken pieces, bread rolls & salads

for mains, followed by the obligatory profiteroles - nice.