Run 2017  18 Jan ' 21.  Half a Bar - Dolly's Crk Rd.

Impromptu Stand-in, for the absent Stand-in, for the 

MIA Scribe. 6:30 start went out the window due to some

of the wayward travellers.

The Trail Master called the reverence, as the GM was left

searching for more Stand-ins .... Sergeant & Screw.

Half a Bar said that the run was "about 4 km", but turned

out to be closer to 6, with Bar Licker saying, "Good luck,

the marks are the same colour as the road !!"

Following routine, the walkers were sent straight to the 

Cemetery for the Drink-stop, with some short-cutting via

the long grass in "snake lane". Beer & chips had largely

been consumed as the runners began to appear, & many 

walkers had already started back, due to the cold wind.

Those who stayed on, had the annual Down Down to

celebrate the life of Half a Bra.  Dumber & Dr Death

provided the shuttle vehicles for the return, with 9 in the

"Ram" & Foxy-dog CC taking a turn at the wheel.

At the On After, there was no need this year to scrape off

"what was growing" on the BBQ - Bar Licker had already

cooked in the kitchen !!

At the Circle, welcomes back were for Fergie, Shafted,

Narelle, Campaspee, & Dimwit. (U.G.L.Y.... you're ugly).

Sniffy Runs, Spencer Hocking asked Half a Bar for the 

sniffycunts of today's date ... 18-1-'21. Digit sum of 13,

square root of 169 .... who knew? 

Half a Bar's Birthday 21-1-'21, he'll be 72 ... digit sum of

....... blah blah !! Just Cum, Wee Problem & Dr Death

all add up to 69, which is the digit .......... !!

SS 1750 runs in his 80th year. 

                     (His fore skins hangs down ....... ).

Mountie 1169, but should that be 1269 ?

                  (This is your Down Down song ......).

Shafted was Stand-in Screw, & began saying that it was

his 2nd time screwing Half a Bar ...... What a run !!

The banter went to & fro' about "Tommy" wanting only 

a half a bag of ice, (well he is a Spielvogel), & it was too

late for the Indian Shop etc. No-one got lost on the run,

even though it was marked in the same colour as the 

gravel, & we have just run it for the 38th time. 

Score 10.5, number of years since Half a Bra passed.

                       (Shitty Trail ...... ).

Birthday drinks - Donuts gave Half a Bar another one,

SS took one for Mastabait's, & one for Donuts.

                     (Hashy Birthday f*ck you .... ).

It was time for Dimwit's zinger .........

      What comes from onion & beans ?  Tear gas.

Dimwit had a drink for fronting up to The Market for

last week's run, & NBCL had one for The Bill.

                       (You're stupid ............ ).

A few wrong turns on the way out, got Nutcracker a 

drink as "Nagivator", then Fergie delivered the charge to

"all these lost people". Nutcracker then blamed Dimwit 

for the 20 minute wait, & as he got into the car, he said

to D&C, "it's like a pig sty in here".

Dr Death called out Half a Bar for backing into his

Scooby Van.         (You're stupid ........... ).

Pauline charged Mountie & Pusbucket for saying that

the only dietary requirement for the 2020 Run is "beer".

        (Finnish drinking song ..... Nnnnnoooooo !!).

Paul Bearer said that he had seen the most beautiful

parrot driving tonight, & Lois Lane's reply, "They get

their license for anything don't they?"

Dimwit claimed that Half a Bar's ute was just as bad as

D&C's car.

Fashionista Pusbucket, "bought the missus a drink",

saying that her "gear" clashed tonight, then Half a Bar

was the only one since SS to have a crease pressed in 

his jeans.   Was he wearing a pair of Pauline's 

3 quarter pants ??          (To piss, for cunt ..... ).

Next Week's Run, Hare Spence from Union Jack Res,

off Elizabeth St., Buninyong.

Bill of Fare from the Bar Licker kitchen - 

         Bread rolls & 2 tasty casseroles in gravy, 

         snags/rissoles & the other, beef, followed by

         Sticky Date in syrup & cream.

That's enough.