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BH3 Run # 2014 – Teflon and GILF - 10 Taylor Court, Invermay

There nothing like a magnificent Hash bush run to break the doldrums of Merryneum*; and this was a magnificent bush run! A pack of 14 runners and 7 walkers set off from the residence of Teflon and GILF, crossed Alkera Rd to Tanuda St and then completed a 4.5km loop through the beautiful Nerrina bushland. The well-planned run saw the runners and walkers converge simultaneously up Jindabyne St to the drinks stop adjacent the water towers. Mountie was heard to comment that the trail “separated the men from the boys,” which was an unusual comment considering 2 female Hash runners were first to the DS. At the DS we were treated to an abundance of tasty beer and snacks while we all relived some of the hilarity of the Xmas run the week before (I’m still laughing Nummy )

Back at the Teflon-GILF homestead Donuts welcomed back Big Dog (aka ScoMo), Penny Farthing and Rowena  get a life 

The GM then announced that due to multiple absences tonight’s stand-ins included Rowdy (Screw), Spencer (Sergeant) and Mrs D (Choir Master).

SniffyCunt Runs included NBCL (50), Mrs D (650) and last week’s SniffyCunt runs were Donuts (767), Campaspee (55) and Her Vag (171)

With virtually no notice Rowdy began the screw; “DnC drove in slowly trying to stop trail, all we discovered was that it crossed Alkera Rd. Lovely, never seen before trail that hasn’t been ruined by motorbikes. Lots of wallabies and wobbly bits" (9 of the 14 runners were ).

Rowdy then finished by saying that whatever he said would never be as good as Shafted’s screw 12 months ago (  Poly-Tetra-Fluoro-Ethylene is Teflon’s chemical equation  ). He then awarded this week’s run the ultimate score… 69  Shitty Trail 

Spencer Hocking (Stand-in Sergeant) acknowledged birthdays: Quick Dick (absent- Big Dog will do), Dr Death (absent – all Drs drink) and Jesus (Tommy you’ll do)

No Hash gear – Big Dog, Penny Farthing, Just Cum, Wee Problem (it was noted that Spartacus has failed to properly clothe Just Cum and Wee Problem)  No No No, Bad Bad Bad 

Other charges included:

Mountie charged Rowena as she doesn’t like her butt sniffed. Teflon charged Mountie and Pus Bucket for arriving before The Bill. Just Cum was charged for yelling “I won” instead of “OnOn” after finding trail after a Halt, then Tommy tried to tell a joke (not worth repeating).  They’re the meanest 

Tommy was asked multiple time what Rowena’s name was, they ended up exchanging shirts so that Rowena had hash gear  There’s a game called 20 toes 

We then acknowledge this as the last run of 2020  Fuck off ya Cunt 

Next week’s run; Committee run from Black Hill lookout, on after is at La Porchetta

* Merryneum:  a portmanteau of “Merry Christmas” and “perineum” describing the void between Christmas and New Year