Thursday, January 7, 2021

 


BH3 Run # 2015: Committee Run – Black Hill lookout (04/01/20201)
Thirty-seven Hashers gathered atop Black Hill to usher in 2021. Fifteen runner set off on trail (9 ♀and 6 ♂) for a short run down one side of the hill, around the base and back up the other side to the drinks stop back at the start.
After the run, Donuts welcomed back Paul BearerRemote and Normal ðŸŽ¶ get a life ðŸŽ¶
DnC then passed the book to Spencer to announce SniffyCunt runsJust Cum (33) and Remote (393). Spencer also then acknowledged DnC (218) Nutsy (164), Her Vag (173) Wee Problem (29 and himself (1244) (All digit sum of 11 – palindromic)
In the absence of Bent NoseDonuts then called on first Spencer, then Rowdy (who both told him to get fucked), and finally Remote to do the screw. “I arrived late and Pus Bucket said to just drop down to the bottom where you’ll find trail. I found trail but it was just white dots, not arrows, and I had no idea which way to go. I couldn’t hear anyone calling, not even Mountie, so I ended up doing it all backwards”. ðŸŽ¶ Shitty trail ðŸŽ¶
Sergeant Quick Dick had lost his pen and paper, so just has a couple of charges:
Remote was charged for the best Screw of 2021 and Mrs D was charged for talking instead of singing. DnC was called up for parking in a disabled spot, it made sense when Dr Rowdy got out of the passenger side (that’s how she got the disable sticker), and Spencer Hocking was charged for being “numerically bothersome” ðŸŽ¶ There’s a game called 20 toes ðŸŽ¶
Charges from the floor: CrisCros charged Plucka and Paul Bearer, apparently Black Hill was originally called “Bowden”. Lois charged Pauline for losing the soap in the public showers, and Bar Licka charged Shafter as Tommy had ditched him for a poker game. ðŸŽ¶ this is your down down song ðŸŽ¶
Highlight of the evening was Rowdy, who charged Pebbles for impersonating “Gold Member” so convincingly that 3 Hash Tarts (MountieJust Cum and Narelle) all turned up to the NYE party dressed as Bat Girl. So he didn’t drink alone, Mountie charged Paul Bearer as Plucka was comparing his plumbs with a giant mango, then Fascinator charged Lois as she was using grapes to compare Pauline’s plumbs. ðŸŽ¶ Mrs Murphy ðŸŽ¶
Next week’s run: Her Vagesty from the St George's Lake

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