Better late than never...
BH3 Run # 2016: Her Vagisty – St Georges Lake Creswick (11/01/20201)
A late change of venue saw 35 Hashers rock up to a crowded St Georges lake, the 30° heat the reason for the shift away from the Market Hotel. Unfortunately, no-one told The Bill who, after waiting alone at the Market for 30 minutes, popped down Park St and asked Randolph the Red where the run was being held.
12 runners and 15 walkers set off on the same trail, which looped around through the Koala Park and back to the lake. Trail then split, with the runners enduring the pine tree covered hills behind the lake and the walkers sticking to the road at the lake, with the drink stop situated up the steps the other side of the overspill. After arriving late, The Bill managed to catch the pack just as they were arriving at the DS.
Back at the circle a number of Hashers took the opportunity to cool off in the lake, before Donuts called for reverence. Welcome backs included Fluid Movement, Fang, Big Dog and Dr Death get a life
Once again, DnC handed the book to Spencer Hocking to announce SniffyCunt runs: Plucka (292), Fop (424), and Just Cum(34) no, no, no, bad, bad, bad
Hash was then interrupted by a young chap wearing socks and thongs who felt the urge to join in with us. He was quickly labelled “Go Home” and charged hymn, hymn, fuck hymn He did such a poor job skolling his beer that he was challenged to a race against Fluid Movement 10, 9, 8…. ; Fluid Movement won easily and “Go Home” was summarily told to “fuck off”
Bent Nose then started his screw, describing the trek though the Koala Park as “very impressive”, but was once again concerned with the lack of Koalas. He gave the run a score of 1.6km, which he believes is the circumference of the lake. shitty trail
Sergeant Quick Dick began, charging Donuts and Wee Problem for designing the Donuts shirts out of plastic material that doesn’t breathe in the hot weather. Mrs Murphy
Other charges included: The Bill (that little piggy went to the Market hotel); Just Cum, Dr Death and The Bill (not wearing Hash gear) give it a blow
Normal was charged for barracking for the Windies in the cricket, and Dumb was charged because the ABC commentary team referred to the Smith-Labuschagne partnership as “Dumb and Dumber”. Mountie charged GILF for the MAGA riots in the USA and Mrs D charged BP because the BBQ wasn’t clean enough. they’re the meanest
We then tucked into BBQ, salads and pavlova whilst watching the sun set over Creswick
Next week’s run: Tommy Half a Bar - 225 Dollys Creek Rd, Morrisons
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