The higher than usual cost for this weeks meal was repeatedly mentioned, even Half-a-bar put on his good attire. Welcome backs went to Bent Nose, Half-a-bar, Shafted, Spencer Hocking, Sparrow Fart, Gilf and new runner Cassy. Sniffy runs were awarded to Disco on 111, IC on 211, NBCL on 311 and Sparrow Fart on 33.
Bad Hair Day said he’d been waiting 25 years to be screwed by Mountie. But she’s sure that’s she’s done it before. All those wearing shirts with Bad Hair Day on them were called up for a down down. This included me, Mountie, Nummy, Shafted and Rowdy. Mountie quoted from her bible from the second book of kings with something about bald heads. Mountie was delighted with the run, lots of hills, 4 halts and no on backs. Bad Hair Day went to Nutcracker for a haircut, but it only cost $5, as there wasn’t much to cut. Then there was something about a biblical tale makes big gay men attend, but Normal wasn’t here.
NBCL began by contemplating the last week. He spoke of the former prince who thought that strippers were knocking on his door, but it turned out that they were real policemen. If one Andrew drinks, all Andrews drink. Followed by, if one pedo drinks, all pedo’s drink for Spencer Hocking. Andrew, Andrew, Andrew was then promoted to Prince, Prince, Prince. We were told that there’s a job going in the royal family. Andrew was heard to say that Half-a-bar looked smart. Half-a-bar is not. Among the ruckus of this weeks circle I made out something about Gilf having nice calves. Next, there was a story about a crisis at a primary school and Spencer Hocking was asked to explain. He’d been at a Geelong primary school trying to entice kids into his car with apples. Nah, he was actually giving his grandson an apple for snack. There were charges for Mrs D, who was sent the wrong date and location for Nice Members gig. Mountie came home to find Pus Bucket naked on the floor. She said “happy anniversary” and he responded, “Oh, is it?” Mountie and Pus Bucket were out for a drink and admired a lovely old couple also having a few drinks. Oh, isn’t that lovely, I hope that one day we are just like them. Turns out they were looking in a mirror. Half-a-bar was charged for being a merino sheep farmer, but still wearing that suit and Nummy was charged for needing IT help from Pink Bits. New runner Cassy was charged for getting moist and if one ranga drinks, all ranga’s drink. Drinks went to Cassy, Cinderella, Disco, Bad Hair Day, Rowdy and Mrs Dickhead. Nice Member was trying to get his charge recognised. We indicated that he needed to put his hand up above his head, so he borrowed a can from a nearby hasher to put on his head to charge Pigs Arse for posting the wrong gig details. Sparrow fart was charged for saying she likes it warm and moist and Precious was charged for his car accident, ruining the preferred transport for the Dickhead team. Mountie was charged for standing on her bible and there was a no hash gear charge for Andrew/Prince and Half-a-bar. Disco was charged for having gonorrhea, his pants are a disco inferno. Bad Hair Day was provided with hair by Cassy, to remember the glory days. While Deep Heat provided a grey make over. Cassy was asked who made her come? Cinderella. When asked was it as good as she hoped. She answered, “it was amazing”. And once again, all rangas drank including Nice Member this time. Precious also asked everyone (again) to bring their awards back.
Next weeks run will be hosted by People Pleaser from his home at 16 Webster St, Sebastopol.
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