We began our circle with an acknowledgment to the local landowner and an unanswered call for Michael to join us for a down down. Welcomes backs went to Pebbles, Criss Cross, Fascinator, Tommy, Riley and new runner Jacob. Sniffy runs went to Nutcracker on 424 and Fascinator on 269.
Mounties screw was full of shit about Dim Wit. Her bible had lots of quotes about fools. The run was predicted to go clockwise or anticlockwise but surprised us all by going up and down through varied environments, grape vines, grassy paddocks and through the Christmas trees. Dumb and dumber was in court facing drug charges. While awaiting sentencing he was asked to try to convince people to not take drugs. He drew 2 circles one bigger and one smaller, he tried to convince people by saying if you take drugs, your brain becomes the smaller circle. He tried again and said that the circle represents your anus, this time, the bigger circle represents the size of your anus in jail if you get caught with drugs.
Dim Wits joke. What has balls and screws old ladies?....Bingo. Followed by a related joke. How do you get old ladies to say f%ck?..... Get the lady next to her to her to say Bingo.
NBCL began by talking about Renob. He was late arriving because he was trying to get a close up of the horizon. Michael was again called to the front, but was nowhere to be found so Dim Wit, you’ll do. We were told that it takes a while to mature good wine. The question was asked, why don’t you just start with raisons? Renob was asked if he practices safe sex? He answered yes, he has a rail around the bed. Dim Wit was charged for telling us that he didn’t have enough flour for two H’s, but the H he drew was huge, there would have been plenty of flour if he’s drawn smaller H’s. Mountie was a at funeral and had forgotten to silence her phone. Just as they were taking the corpse out, it went off with “oh when the saint’s go March in”. Dumb’n’dumber was charged for something stupid, and all the Essendon supporters were charged again. Following on from last week we acknowledged Pancake Day or as I was told, Shrove Tuesday. All the Catholics were called for a down down. Hush Puppy was charged for the BBQ fire last week, IC called out “she’s not here”, so he scored the drink. Dumb’n’dumber was charged for Shafted calling and wondering where we were, he was at the wrong location and Mrs D was charged for not dancing last Saturday night. Dim Wit was charged for giving up flour for lent and Pigs Arse was charged for forgetting to message Pink Bits where Ice Ember was playing until after the gig. Little Tommy (Pigs Arse’s son) was charged for being a great runner, this was corrected to young Tommy, as little was not working. Nutcracker and NBCL were charged in memory of their Hash wedding and Mastabait and Mountie were charged for their matching shirts. Rowdy was charged for his commando roll during the run and Deep Heat was charged for setting off the very long beep during his arrival. Jus cum was charged by Lois, for a joke about bulls at the cattle yards. She was admiring the bull that had mated 150 times in a year and the bull that had mated 365 times. Spartacus was said to have answered “but did he sleep with same old cow every time?”
Next weeks run will be hosted by Bad Hair Day from the Ballarat East Bowling Club, Bradshaw Street, Golden Point, where there will be a $25 fee for the run and dinner.
Precious also reminded everyone (again) to bring their awards back asap.
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