There were no welcomes backs, but Sniffy runs were awarded to Jacob and Cassy, both on 2 runs, Jus Cum on 299 and IC on 212. It was all about the number 2. Jus Cum was seen not singing and was heard to say that she doesn’t like songs with swear words, so this set off a rendition of f%ck off ya c%nt.
Mountie was excited to screw People Pleaser. She began with quotes seeking approval of man, then there was something about a straight path. While People Pleaser works at a school, it was noted that there was a shortage of chalk along the trail. Mountie also liked that we passed several streets with Prime Ministers names on them. People Pleaser was at a bar holding a piano with a tiny man. The bartender thinks this is amazing and asks, “Where did you get that?”, he responded that there is a Genie out the front with a magic lamp giving out wishes, but he’s hard of hearing. The bartender runs out and requests a million bucks. Suddenly the bar is full of a million ducks. People pleaser responds, “Do you think I asked for a 12-inch pianist”.
NBCL begins by noting the drone strike in the backyard and the cucumbers on offer from Bent Nose. Dumb was charged for something about the chairs, requiring us to sit down carefully. Mountie was charged for saying that People Pleaser wasn’t straight, when she has a gay haircut. Rowdy noted that People Pleaser was quite straight today. People pleaser and Riley were charged and advised to stay out of the way of stolen cars, as a result of their recent car accident. Jacob was charged with a shoey, made difficult as he was wearing thongs. Jus Cum was charged with another swearing song. Nutcracker and NBCL were charged as they had been to marriage counselling with Precious. Nutcracker complained that NBCL was working too much working, frequently picking his nose, and always wants to be on top. NBCL responded that he was following the advice of his Father who told him to work hard, keep his nose clean and don’t f%ck up. All the St Kinda supporters scored the next charge, so Mountie and Disco scored a drink. Following the Labour Day theme, Mountie was charged as she has not been in Labour, but somehow this rebounded on IC. Jus Cum was given the final charge, with another swearing song.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Pink Bits from the Scarsdale Hotel with a St Patrick’s Day theme. We are asked to arrive early to allow time for meals ordering meals.
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