We were welcomed to the Deep Heat special, where everyone can sit down during circle. Some of us were still eating meals since this was one of those weeks where meals came out and we ate before the circle. Cat Flaps was awarded a welcome back drink and sniffy runs were awarded to Cat Flaps on 19, Faucet on 19, Campaspe on 292 and Nice Member on 16, The young ones were educated with a Neil Sedaka version of Sweet 16. We also acknowledged our Western Suburbs visitor, Plunger.
Nummy was missing because she’d been bitten by a dog, Big Dog was called for, but he wasn’t here. Mountie screwed Pink Bits with something about archangels. We saw many animals on trail, ants, llamas and kangaroos, but trail markings were harder to find, perhaps they were washed away. I missed Mountie’s joke while climbing a chair to turn off the music. Might have been better to ask someone other than a short scribe to do this?
NBCL asked if anyone was still eating, Dumb was the only one. So we had a masticator and a Masterbaiter. Pus Bucket and Mountie were charged, it was Pus Buckets birthday and when asked “where are you taking me?” “From behind” was not the right answer. Mountie and Pus Bucket also had a traumatic experience during a bank robbery. Someone asked if it was a sperm bank, and some quick-witted hasher asked if they swallowed the evidence. Back to the joke, the robber asked who saw his face and killed those who could identify him. Pus Bucket was asked if he saw his face and he answered, “No, but my wife did”. Nutcracker was charged as someone stole her car. When asked if she saw who did it she answered “no, but I got the number plate”. On trail, Lois told Mountie, do you know what I like about you?... Nothing. We also heard that Faucet’s grandparents used to own this pub. Pigs Arse was charged for driving back from a gig on Saturday night. He then messed up his joke about sheep in a fence resulting in a rebound charge. Mountie was given a St Kilda supporters charge which was followed by a Kangaroo’s supporters charge. Tommy was charged for looking like a bring your son to work day (he was wearing a Shrek hat) and Mountie was charged for being traumatised by llamas and kangaroos. Pink bits was charged for setting her trail twice and not making it shorter. Pigs Arse messed up another joke and when asked where Bad Hair Day was, the answer that he was the one in green, didn’t really help. Pink Bits drove a carload back from the drink stop, Lois with her long legs in the back seat was charged as she could have walked. Mountie had a St Patrick’s Day charge which was followed by a chorus of God Save our King. Rowdy and Nice Member were charged on the run, where Rowdy was trying to run away. Spencer Hocking was charged for planning to move to WA and do FIFO. He’d heard that there were a bunch of minors over there. Nutcracker got that one, only after D&C explained it to her. NBCL then stuffed up his charge and we charged Mick for hosting the drink stop. Mick was also a mate of Heavy’s, so we sang Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. And another verse for a mate of Nice Member and Pigs Arse. We finished up with the news that Disco’s pussy is recovering well, after being shaved under anaesthesia following an altercation with a bush.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Pigs Arse from the Ballarat Trades Hall, Camp Street, Ballarat Central.
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