Welcomes Backs went to Big Dog, Hush Puppy, Deep Heat, Half-a-bar and Dim Wit. Sniffy runs were awarded to Dumb & Dumber on 1469, Nice Member on 13, Head Hunter on 292 and Precious on 373. IC was also charged for new shoes and did the obligatory shoey.
Mountie began her screw by telling us all that screwing Big Dog was on her unbucket list. We then had a bible quote from Proverbs 2611. It was noted that there was some old trail spotted and according to Mountie, some fabulous hills. Pigs Arse also picked up a bin that had fallen over, showing what good Samaritans we are. It was noticed that Big Dog had scars on knees from too much doggy style. A change of position was suggested, but the dog doesn’t want to.
Marking the return of Dim Wit, we had a joke. Why did God make mam before woman?....He didn’t want advice on how to do it.
NBCL was in a contemplative mood discussing how the moon f@cks up dates. The Chinese New Year is approaching and we are moving from the year of the snake to the year of the horse. It is also almost the start of Ramadan. He asked how many moon days since Essendon has won final. A quick google showed 7376 days. All the Essendon supporters, Lois, Normal, Dumb and Fawcet go a down down. This was also said to cure his grandfather mobility, making him turn over in his grave. Dim Wit was charged for completing a puzzle in 12 days and requesting a Guinness world record. The box said 3 to 5 years. Big Dog was charged for being famous on Facebook. He was photographed setting trail. However, the question was asked, why did he need to be accompanied by a car? Pink Bits charged the Dickheads for partying on after the bus trip and Normal charged Head Hunter who though she saw a pony while they were out walking. Turns out it was a Labrador. Perhaps Irish dogs are built different. Half-a-bar was charged since the bus didn’t wait for him last week and Lois was charged for complaining about the cost to renounce her British citizenship. Due to nearby children, language was modified and Nutcracker suggested shutting the gate, not sure how that’d help as it was just metal bars. People Pleaser was charged since he was teaching said child tomorrow. No name was charged as he reminisced about going to school at St Columba’s where we had the drink stop. He remembered watching the moon landing when he was there. What did lord say to astronaut?..... Kneel Armstrong. Fawcett was charged for asking why is Mountie wearing Mrs D singlet and Nice Member was charged for smoking on the run. Community announcement, Nice Member’s band will be playing at the Millers Arms on 7th March. Fawcett was charged for his clenched butt cheeks while looking over the fence at St Columbus and Pigs Arse was charged for picking up a chick on run. Cinderella was charged for no Hash gear, and for turning up late, a doctor’s appointment was the excuse. Nummy was charged for going to the Carlton corner and Dumb tried to give away a 1000 runs medal. A request was made for all trophy’s to be returned asap as awards night is coming up
Next weeks run will be hosted by Dim Wit from Michael Unwin Winery, 10 Powells Rd, Windermere
PS Our BBQ dinner was interrupted by the BBQ catching fire. The publican had to come out with a fire extinguisher and put it out, so the second round of sausages and burgers were covered in extinguisher stuff. No one got to eat any seconds.
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