Welcomes Backs went to Road Runner, Faucet, No Name, SOS & Big Dog. IC spoke up to inform us that Big Dog wasn’t here anymore, so he scored the drink. Sniffy Runs were awarded to Lois Lane on 1100 (with commemorative T-shirt), Mrs D on 888, D&C on 414, Nice Member on 11, and No Name on 13.
Mountie screwed Pus Bucket with another bible quote and mentioned the short cutters on trail. Pus Bucket went to see Dr Rowdy as he had a cricket bat up his ass. Dr Rowdy said Howzat! To which Pus Bucket responded, don’t you start.
Pus Bucket read out the cricket scores from our game held on the netball court this year. See separate post for photo of score details. Winner was SOS & Fawcett/Faucet (?spelling), 2nd NBCL & IC, 3rd Campaspe and Jus Cum, 4th Nutcracker & Mountie, 5th Rowdy & D&C, 6th Dumb & Num, 7th Fascinator & Nice Member, 8th Teflon & QD, 9th Precious & Ozzy and 10th was Pink Bits and Sparrow Fart.
NBCL had no jokes and didn’t win, so there was no victory speech. Pauline, Bad Hair Day and Normal were charged for not participating and they didn’t even watch from the peanut gallery. The Kiwis were charged for missing seeing Precious bowling and Num was charged for 2 catches. Pigs Arse was charged for losing the ball and Campaspe was charged for being a river, the ball was lost in the river. Lois and Pauline were charged for their 47th wedding anniversary. Nummy was charged too, her first marriage was the same day. Nice Member was charged for being able to sing and play guitar.
Sparrow Fart was charged for holding the cricket bat in a Pebbles impression and Nice member was charged after his tumble resulted in a nice gash. Mrs D charged Precious and IC, as she’d have a nice gash if it wasn’t for them. No name was charged for arriving in a white jacket and asking if we actually play cricket. Mrs D, Campaspe, Jus Cum and Num were charged for short cutting trail and Sparrow Fart was charged for her conversation on the walk. She talked about her modified diet to reduce farting. Pauline asked her to share this info with Lois Lane. Nummy was also interested in the info for Dumb. Rowdy was charged for making IC’s night easy with the repeated songs and People Pleaser was charged for wearing different pants that hide his nice member. The disease of the night was in incuntinence and final charge was something about the horn needing lube for the buttons.
Next weeks run is our Mystery Bus Trip. The bus will be departing from the City Oval at 6pm and cost is $25. There is no dress code, but the advice that was given was that if you’re not attractive, wear clothes and if you’re attractive, clothes are optional.
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