The bus left the city oval at 6pm and then had to drive past Precious’ house as he’d forgotten his keys. The thirsty hashers consumed all the full-strength beer before we’d even left Ballarat. Our mystery trip took us via Buninyong to the Musters Arms. After a little sing song at the Bakery Hill Flagpole and the purchase of more beers for the bus, we reboarded, completed several laps of the Bakery Hill roundabout and took off in an easterly direction. The bus turned up Forbes Road towards Kryal Castle, stopping part way along the road to allow for the run/walk up the hill to the Kryal Castle carpark, where we gathered for the circle. Kryal Castle evidently didn’t respond to our email, so we hope that they regret missing out on hosting us.
Welcomes backs went to FOP and Her Vajesty. If one Dr drinks, all Dr’s drink, so down downs were shared by Campaspe, Rowdy and Quick Dick. Sniffy runs were awarded to Her Vajesty on 242, Head Hunter on 241. Pink Bits on 189, Mrs D on 889, Jus Cum on 295 and Rowdy on 1479.
Mystery person Mountie didn’t prepare a screw but came up with an apt bible quote “what happens on the trip, stays on the trip” (except for what I write on the blog). Charges went to Nutcracker and Disco for something about $2. Mountie was charged for wearing pink, a week early for ladies hash and Doodle Nuts was charged for arriving late, mid trip. There was some reminiscing about a Mystery bus trip that did end at Kryal Castle where there was a male and a female stripper. NBCL complained that they keep replacing trains on his commute. This led to a joke about chats on the train but NBCL found it funnier than everyone else, even before he got to the punchline. No Name was charged for missing out on picking up, because the drawbridge was up and Spencer was charged for putting big hands on little hands during school camp. Pauline and Lois were charged and this was interrupted by a call that the cops were coming. The Bill was charged, IC responded that he’s not here, so he got the drink. The incoming car was just someone going to the caravan park. Mountie scored a drink for red tits at night, Pus Bucket delight, or is it red tits in the morning, Pus Bucket warning. People Pleaser and IC were charged for disappearing for a toilet stop at Kryal Castle but Precious, Spencer, Quick Dick, NBCL, Dumb were also charged for the earlier bush wee. Pink Bits was charged and asked to explain her cold sore and Precious was charged for short cutting the run, turns out he forgot his keys (again) on the bus. Cinderella had a charge where the fairy godmother’s spell only lasted til midnight and her vaj/penis would turn into a pumpkin. She met a lovely man, turns out it was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. Nummy was charged for the repeat of this joke, we’d had it before. All the Peter’s then scored a drink, including NBCL, Spartacus and Pus Bucket. Road Runner recounted a recent encounter with Masta Bait, where he said he was going to a funeral. When asked how it went, he responded that he forgot to go.
Next weeks Valentines Day run will be hosted by Big Dog from the Millers ARMS Hotel.
Our Mystery Bus trip ended up at the Gordon Pub, where we shared country roast for dinner, accompanied by a generous bar tab.
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