Circle began with confusion relating to the status of Boner who was missing. Once it was clarified that he went home, we continued on on. Welcome backs went to Fergie, Bar Licker, Pebbles, Fascinator and Nice Member. Lois Lane sent a late amendment to this list, it was missing Pauline. Oops. Sniffy runs of note were, Pigs Arse on 50, Quick Dick on 313, and Precious on 369.
Mountie began her screw by stating that she had done more screws than Precious has had 69s. This was followed by some bible quotes about corrupting talk. Like anyone can tell Half-a-bar to don’t fu@king swear. There were low numbers of runners after Bar Licker’s efforts to set it. Teflon did it with his eyes closed and Pigs Arse with his mouth open. He didn’t shut up. Half-a-bar and Shafted were out setting a run when they came across a sheep stuck in a fence. Shafted fu@ked the stuck sheep but when Half-a -bar’s turn came around, he put his head through the fence.
We were down a few nuts this week due to the imminent birth of a grandchild. Shafted was nominated as acting sergeant. Shafted told us that he bought a ute load of ice, we were then distracted by the passing muster dogs. He claimed that Half-a-bar refused to pay for the ice, and only gave him one dollar. Shafted proceeded to drop the dollar through the deck, and announced it was for the carpenter who was needed to fix the loose boards. Shafted called Disco, myself and Half-a-bar to the front. There was a long-winded joke about kids being born the wrong colour and something about red sheep, blonde sheep and grey sheep.
Mountie and Pus Bucket were charged after Mountie gave him $100 to go buy something to make her look sexy. He came back 2 hours later totally pissed. Bar Licker charged Half-a-bar for his poor effort at purchasing gravy for tonight. She held up a tiny packet that probably only contained a single serve. Shafted then said that Half-a-bar had an erection, because he knew that there was a dollar under his deck. This resulted in Pink Bits getting a charge for the biggest snort. Criss Cross presented our leader with an award, yes an actual trophy and Rowdy charged Nice Member for hiding his member with a fanny pack. People Pleaser scored a fanny pack charge too. Shafted lost the plot and Dumb and Num were charged as Num wants to get her fanny packed too. Num scored another charge for going the wrong way at the first turn on the walk, and Pigs Arse and Teflon were charged for looking similar. Rowdy charged Shafted for backing into his car, especially as he has form, hitting a rotunda at Lake Wendouree, so the story goes. Bar Licker and Pauline were charged as Bar Licker had been drooling over her Māori shearer, especially after he got hot and sweaty and removed his shirt. Half-a-bar was charged for stealing long pants from Pauline and Nice Member was charged for not being pissed before the run. Normal was charged for cooking the BBQ and something about spit tasting better than cum??? Fergie was charged for complaining that he was an old man, when Lois is older than he is. Fascinator was charged as he was the only one not in a car on the way back from the cemetery, and he is the least able to walk back. Fergie got a drink for providing tonight’s tomato and we tried to have a minute’s silence in memory of Ballarat running legend Richard Tann. Fascinator then told us that Her Fanny has a free pussy that needs rehoming while they go traveling. This opened a can of worms that escalated until it was mentioned that someone is overdue for a proposal.
Final announcements asked for a show of hands for who was interested in going to Melbourne Lakeside for their Australia Day run. Nope! Seems there is no interest this year.
We were then reminded to plan ahead for the Mystery Bus trip on the 9th Feb.
Next weeks Australia Day run will be from Spencer Hocking’s place at 26 Durham St Newington.
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