The weather was hot, but it didn’t dissuade the regular hashers. We also had a few welcomes backs to GILF and Wee Problem. Sniffy runs were awarded to Immaculate Conception on 202 and Campaspe on 282. Quick Dick was given a Hashy Birthday and a second down down for Jesus’s birthday too.
Mountie thought she was screwing Teflon, but it was Gilf’s run. Either way, there was no mention of Teflon or Gilf in the bible. Mountie read a couple of bible quotes with something about one flesh, but I was having trouble following with lots of background chatter. Mountie took one for Cinderella, falling on trail, but she said that she still enjoyed being out in the bush running hills. We were told that Teflon and Gilf were trying to join a church, but they needed to abstain for 2 weeks to join. They were going well, but as Gilf reached down for frozen vegies, Telfon could not help himself. After admitting that they didn’t abstain for 2 weeks, they were denied entry to the church, funnily enough, they said that at Safeway too.
In the absence of NBCL, we looked for the lord’s child to be our Sergeant. But Precious couldn’t find one, so we went with a Foster child instead. Shafted was thrown under the bus again and stepped up to run the circle. He began with a story about a new up and coming horse that was called “Squagaga”. First charges went to Gilf, Pink Bits and me, as we all had the same shirts on. Precious was charged for getting tickets to day 4 of the cricket and Disco was charged for buying coffee at Pipers and not getting one for Spartacus. Head Hunter then told us that Spartacus doesn’t drink coffee, he usually drinks tea. Head Hunter was charged for her new improved hand, no longer in a sling and brace. Squizzy was charged for his hair becoming less grey and Teflon was charged for Gilf’s wrist injury. Dumb was charged for his socks, that looked like they had a penis on them and Mountie was charged for steeling Cinderella’s job, bleeding on trail. While Cinderella is worried that AI will steal the future jobs of lawyers, there was comment that women must be in 50% lawyer jobs, despite ability. This was refuted that at least that is better than all the jobs being filled by old white men. Nummy and Shafted scored a down down for wearing matching shirts and Squizzy was charged for tripping on trail but managing to save himself without hitting dirt. Jus Cum, Mrs D and I were charged for not getting lost this time and successfully finding our way to the drink stop. Quick Dick (or maybe someone else, I forgot to write this down?) was charged for wearing a Nugget Buster Hash Shirt and Mrs D was charged for something about Golliwogs. Half-a-bar was a member of this weeks bar flies, that were driven to the drink stop by Shafted. On the way back, there was some story about Shafted’s anal beads getting Half-a-bar all tied up, but at least there was no incident with a fish hook. Squizzy was charged for arriving on 2 wheels, with a spare motorbike chain around his neck and the final charge went to People Pleaser for getting liquid on a girls face for the first time.
Next Years Run, also next weeks run, will be hosted by Her Vajesty from her home at 18 Sligo St, Alfredton.
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