Happy New Year Hashers! Welcomes backs went to Sparrow Fart, Bent Nose, Deep Heat and Bad Hair Day. Boner’s new years resolution was to keep Hashing, and next week he will reach the milestone of 45 years of Hashing. We were then informed of the health message that frequent ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Sparrow fart told us that she’d been absent all year as she had been teaching in Ngukurr, NT. She described the location as being butt f@%k nowhere. Rear Entry wasn’t here, so Bad Hair Day took that one. Bent Nose was this weeks stand in keeper of the book and Sniffy runs were awarded to Teflon on 434 and Disco for 101, but in fact Disco is on 103, so Bent scored a you’re stupid charge.
Our Hare, Her Vaj, was called to the front, and was accompanied by Cinderella, who set the trail for her. Mountie began her screw with a bible reading and then complained about the outsourced run, saying it was boring. We then heard that Her Vaj had been reading 50 shades of grey. Feeling inspired, she asked Fop to get the antenna from the car and to whip her with it. The resulting sores were not healing, so she went to see Dr Rowdy. He said it was the worst case of van aerial disease that he’d ever seen.
This was followed by Dim Wits joke. What do you blow and make a wish? A breathalyser. We were then in a reflective mood, with this being the first run of 2026. The geopolitical events and such. But we were reminded that before judging a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. Then F$%k him, you’ve got his shoes anyway. Squizzy entertained us with another new language that sounded somewhat like Bok Choy. Next there was an antisemitism charge, but we informed that we were not being unkind because they were Jewish, it was for being a C@nt. Half-a-bar, Bent Nose and Quick Dick scored a down down here. Squizzy charged Deep Heat, he’d been visiting him but needed a break and came to hash tonight, only to find him here too. Boner then showed us his tattoo (thankfully on his arm), which was reflected in a mirror (visual gag). When asked what’s his name, Boner or Renob, the answer given was Ron. Pus Bucket and Bent were charged for inaccurate filling in of the book and IC was charged for being overwhelmed when out and about, running into too many people they knew, but then they saw Spencer Hocking too. Fop charged Bent Nose for whining on the walk about it being too hot (this was prior to our recent 40oC weather). Mrs D, Campaspe and Sparrow Fart were charged for short cutting and People Pleaser was presented with a missing puzzle piece that stuck to his forehead. NBCL was charged for farting, he claims he was framed. Fop was charged for too much head, some claim there is no such thing as bad head. Bent was charged for not giving his cups back, I think he had a stack of 5 by the end of the circle. Her Vaj charged Precious, there was silence! How disappointing that he did not say that he wouldn’t be here, and she’d cooked a vegetarian option just for him. Cinderella took his down down.
Next Weeks Run will be set by Cinderella, with further information on location TBA.
Update: Location will be Sebastopol Bowling Club
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