Our Christmas Run for 2025 was festive and full of laughs. Thanks to Rowdy for the songs and Mrs D for the printing of our song books. Welcomes backs went to Dirtbag, Fascinator, Fop, Her Vaj, Billy, Down Under Ware and Just Fuckin Lost (or Angela). Sniffy Runs went to Pebbles on 666 (with a commemorative T-Shirt), Fascinator on 266 and Precious on 366.
NBCL began with a joke. Being Christmas, he’d bought a massive tree. When asked if he was going to put it up himself, he answered, nah I’ll put it in the lounge room. In the absence of Half-a-bar, the Welsh and Kiwi’s were called to the front for sheep themed Carols.
After visiting the Musters Arms, the back of Skin Ski and Surf, Irish Murphy’s, Sporting Globe, Robin Hood Hotel we returned to the East Point Club Rooms. We were joined in the circle by Jan, who became our Virgin for the evening and our newest recruit. What do you get when you cross Christmas and a duck, Christmas quackers.
Billy was called out and put down on his knees for naming. Names that were mentioned were Trailer Man and Ice Man, but his naming was announced to be “Nice Member”. Welcome Nice Member! He was then given the penis glass to skull.
Donuts charged Bad Hair Day being missing. He’d been mugged by 3 blokes who played tuba, cello and violin. It was orchestrated. Precious was charged for forgetting the trumpet, and Pauline was charged for bringing the hash trumpet for Precious. Shafted claimed to find a foreskin out the front and Lois told a Christmas tale about Her Vaj waiting for Santa to cum, then he got up and left. Pink Bits was struggling to hear what was going on over the kerfuffle. Cinderella was charged for wardrobe malfunction, if you want to show boobs, don’t wear a dress. NBCL was charged for looking for IC, when he was standing next to him and Jan and Pebbles were charged for a conversation when walking along, where he claimed that he’s seen vaj’s that are this big (visual gag). When asked how you f@#k them, he said, well….they stretch. Jan was charged for a long bathroom visit, but we believe it was not a technicolour Jan. Someone asked when does repeated charging become bullying. Maybe 2 tests ago (he’s from England). Jan was then given the penis glass to skull, now maybe it’s bullying, so Precious helped with the down down. At this moment Eagle Rock came on and pants went down down.
Next weeks run will be hosted by GILF from her home at 10 Taylor Court Invermay.
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