RUN 2287 – Doodle Nuts & Carpet Burns – Eureka Pizza – Monday 15th December 2025

This was run 2287, which was not from the Grapes hotel and where Doodle Nuts was late for her own run. Welcomes backs went to Num Num, Bad Hair Day, Squizzy and Deep Heat, but no one wanted to wait for Deep Heat to show up. Lots of special Sniffy runs this week with Half-a-bar on 1400, Bad Hair Day on 1300, Immaculate Conception on 200 and Disco on 100! Some commemorative T-shirts were provided, and some were still being prepared. Disco also received his 100-run tankard to celebrate this occasion. There were also lots of Hashy Birthday’s, with Mountie, Campaspe, Jus Cum, Pus Bucket and Disco.
Mountie’s screw began by recounting how the Catholics put a bin on top of our on back, causing confusion to the small group of only 6 runners, and how our run finished at John Thomas. Mountie then told us that Mrs D and Pink Bits went to see Dr Rowdy, as poor Pink Bits had been feeling sick in the morning and had cravings. He told her she was pregnant, but she said that she hadn’t been with a man. Rowdy said that there was a similar story a long time ago and 3 wise men turned up, so he didn’t want to miss that. Mountie then asked the scientist (me), what happens when you combine human and goat DNA?.... A lifetime ban.
Following the return of Squizzy, we had some of the usual language jokes. In the absence of Deep Heat, Disco took his drink and Bent was charged for pointing his Percy in public. Disco was also charged for being too posh to use his new tankard and IC was charged for being uncomfortable during Mountie’s joke about Pink Bits. Dumb was charged for saying he had the IQ of a genius when he didn’t actually know what the IQ of a genius was. Squizzy was charged for asking why no one was dressed up for the Christmas run and Jus Cum was charged for asking for diamonds on her birthday, when all she got was a pack of cards. We finished up with Half-a-bar charging Spartacus for being able to get his recent round of drinks at Oscars at a cheaper price to what he was charged.
Next weeks run will be our Christmas Run. Come dressed in Christmas attire. The “run” and Hashy Carols will start from the East Point Football Club Rooms and we will be starting early at 6pm.
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