This week our GM began with a whine about the garbage truck parked out the front that was taking up way too many parking spaces. This was the excuse for the missing crucifix, as it was deemed that it was too far to carry it, because they had to park in another postcode.
Welcomes backs went to Billy, Head Hunter, Dim Wit, No Name and D&C. Cinderella was the one to say that D&C and Nutcracker were not yet in the circle, so she scored the down down. Sniffy runs were awarded to Pink Bits on 181 and Dim Wit on 191. Dumb n dumber spoke up here, so he scored a drink too. We finished this up with Disco on 99 and No Name on 12, which had a square root joke.
Rowdy’s run was screwed by Mountie. There were some bible analogies and mention of Job and Ezekiel, although the pronunciation was questionable. Drs Rowdy and Campaspe were asked about the treatment of Disco for a lung condition. Disco was told that just because something is natural, doesn’t mean that its safe and healthy. An example was that if you sit under a certain plant in the backyard for 5 minutes, you’ll die. What plant is this? A water lily.
In the absence of our Sergeant, Shafted was asked to step up, but he wasn’t feeling it, so nominated Spencer Hocking. Mountie and Pus Bucket were charged because cum in the eye is not a good thing. Nutcracker was charged for showing off her Mitiamo tattoo’s, while showing her chest, she said they’re fake, and the tattoo’s too. Precious was charged for protecting women from the mosh pit at a music festival and Pink Bits was charged for being the only one to get sunburnt, when even the Ranga was OK. Pink Bits was charged again for her 181 run score, with a cricket analogy and something about being two fa. This was followed by Dumb being charged for sitting in the circle. Back to cricket chit chat, the English team were said to be f’ed, not like IC. Dim wit’s joke asked what are 2 words that open all doors?...Push and pull. IC and Pink Bits were both ready with charges, but since IC usually comes first, Pink Bits was given the go ahead. Bent Nose was charged for actually going the right way on the walk. Mountie and Pauline were charged for having bike helmets on, but different colours and Half-a-bar was charged for being an expert on Spencer Hocking, even knowing where he is buried. Again, there was a child nearby in the beer garden, so songs reverted to Nursery Rhymes. Bent Nose was charged for his new haircut resembling a very small mohawk. Billy was charged for his band premier. Mastabait was charged for not being able to walk due to a recent medical procedure and Precious was charged for his album debut on Spotify.
Next Weeks Run was announced to be set by Doodle Nuts. Recent communications show that this will now be co-hosted by Carpet Burns and Doodle Nuts from the Grapes Hotel on Grant St.
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