As a follow up to the weekend in Mitiamo, someone seems to have misplaced the SOS singlet for the cross. Today’s committee run included the 12 days of Hashmas, with several verses sung at each halt and at the finishing circle. Lois was also charged as a Harriette with a bush please.
Sniffy runs this week went to Nutcracker 414, People Pleaser 33, Precious 373 and NBCL for reaching 300 runs, for which he was also presented with a commemorative T shirt.
Mountie screwed the run and mentioned that Mrs D was the stand in GM in Miti. It was noted that the run went past 10 churches or ex churches. Half-a-bar was said to have found a sheep with a bible in its mouth, the owner was easy to find, since their name was in the front cover. Bent Nose and BP were asked how their sex life was going, BP was very satisfied after doing chores. Half-a-bar wanted a cream bun, when asked how fresh, it was described as being as fresh as the woman of your dreams. He then changed his mind and said I’ll have a pie thanks.
Half-a-bar charged Nutcracker and NBCL for organising the worst weekend. He had to make his own pizza, put stubby’s in his own hand and his bed had been given to someone else. Lois was charged for Sat night, the night that the camel toe died. Half-a-bar was charged for giving IC a lift to Miti, with lots of expletives. IC was charged for laughing a Half-a-bar’s jokes. Half-a-bar was given a dollar to buy bread, potatoes, egg’s and chocolate. But he said, you can get that these days, now that they’ve got cameras. Spencer was charged for getting hooked, and Rowdy was charged for saying that he was no longer insured or registered, while remedying the situation. Spencer said he was glad that Shafted wasn’t fishing for tuna. There was then something about missing Bent Noses -69 run and Precious not being offered pussy in a timely manner. The RA was called for, Spencer answered that they weren’t here, so he’ll do, and was charged for rain on trail. Mrs D was also charged for incorrectly predicting no rain, which left poor Pink Bits soggy. We did see 3 rainbows which was very gay, so Normal was charged. Someone asked how they came up with the LGBTQIA+ sequence, the answer given was “arm wrestling”. There was something about a robotic cleaner, and BP was called. Cinderella was charged for forgetting he was driving at the Drink Stop and for the only spew at Miti. We were then inundated with children at the nearby Christmas decorations, and a call was made for a song book with no naughty words. Instead, we sang Baa baa black sheep. Bent was charged for paying for Lois’s meal and Pus Bucket was charged for stirring the beer with his finger. Twinkle Twinkle was the song choice here. Disco was charged for his 3 bags nasal routine and we sang Incy wincy spider. Pus Bucket was charged for missing his Fellow grog master and lastly Spencer was charged for getting hooked, Shafted went fishing in Echuca, but all he got was snags.
Rowdy kindly offered to fill Next Weeks Run. It will be held from the Farmer’s Arms Hotel in Creswick and he has predicted that there will be nice weather.
On On
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