RUN 2260 – Lois and Pauline – 53 Sorrento Drive Alfredton – Monday 16th June 2025

RUN 2260 – Lois and Pauline – 53 Sorrento Drive Alfredton – Monday 16th June 2025

After a slightly soggy run we gathered in the garage and our circle began with Welcomes Backs to Cinderella and Nair, and if one epileptic drinks, all epileptics drink, so Rowdy scored a drink too. We then moved on to our Sniffy runs, that were awarded to Cinderella with 88 runs, and Chris no cross, (who found a sign and was wearing a cross) with 11 runs.

Precious began by noting that again, Hash attendance was dominated by women, old c@nts, cripples and gays. There was also mention that tonight’s run, that was somewhat like a choose you own adventure, where you could choose to follow trail, or not. Since it was rather wet, there were a variety of short cuts that were taken by those brave enough to venture out into the elements.

The run was then scored against the 6 miracles of Christ. Did we turn water into wine – yes but there was too much water. Did we walk on water – yes, many puddles. Did we still the storm – yes, once we finished, the rain stopped. Did we feed 5000 people – yes, Lois likes to over cater. Did we cure the lepers – yes, Rowdy was ok. Was there a resurrection – yes, Chis was wearing a cross, so Chris with a cross is back. So, this run scored, 6 out of 6.

Our circle was particularly noisy and haphazard, but it was acknowledged that we were all happy and wet. Shafted, who took the last little boy, complained that there was no email this week for those not on Facebook and that was why he was late and missed the run. All those with wet feet, who had removed their soggy shoes, were then called forward to have their sexy naked feet photographed. It was suggested that this could be posted on Only Fans, to raise some well needed cash for Hash. At this point, Normal dropped his can, and then voiced his opinion that the GM should be recognizing those that bothered to actually turn up, rather than keep talking about those in Vietnam. I scored a charge for complaining about my slightly faded hat, I only had to look at shafted to see a really faded hat. Rowdy then charged Disco, for giving him a lift, with all the Dickhead crew and the plates and cutlery. The car was crowded, but the lift was appreciated. Lois was charged for her diva award on garage wall and then Pauline told us about the night he proposed. Bad Hair Day scored a drink for his upcoming trip blowing his horn all around Europe and then there was a footy charge for Mastabait. Bad Hair Day was charged for messing up the words to Shitty Trail, then stuffed up the words to the Hymn song too. Next there was chatter about the Hash Scarf, Lois informed us that she did not design it, and then someone suggested it may have been designed by Silic. Nair and Cinderella were charged for underdressing in shorts and t-shirts despite the cold, at which point Chris’s watch was giving him heart rate warning. Then, if one medical episode scores a charge, all medical episodes score a charge, so again, Rowdy drinks too. Mrs D was charged for her special Frisbee talent at Ladies Hash where she was seen to throw the disc backwards. Shafted then informed the crowd that he will be holding a special Hash run at the Grapes on Grant on the 30 June in memory of Heavy. Pauline then stepped up to entertain us with a welcome to the Church of Lois and Pauline. He then broke into song with a rendition of “Has anybody seen JC” in the name of the Father, Son and Holy SOS. Chris was then called forward to kneel, for his official naming by Mrs D. Chris will now be known as “People Pleaser”. Welcome to People Pleaser. Circle finished up with handing out of Committee shirts for those that were here. There was also discussion about Wee Problem's 100 runs shirt from 2023, that was yet to be handed over.

Next week’s run by Normal and Mastabait, was then announced to be from Normal’s house, 611 Eyre Street, with the on after at Eureka Bistro.

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