RUN 2256 – Quick Dick – 8 Stawell St, Ballarat East – Monday 19th May 2025

RUN 2256 – Quick Dick – 8 Stawell St, Ballarat East – Monday 19th May 2025
After surviving the run and freezing temperatures, we gathered in Quick Dick and Head Hunter’s shed. Welcomes Backs were awarded to Head Hunter, Rear Entry, Bad Hair Day, Deep Heat, Doodle Nuts, Road Runner & Big Dog. We then celebrated a special Sniffy Run and a T-shirt was awarded to Spencer Hocking for reaching 1400 runs. Doodle Nuts also scored a sniffy run with 33 runs.

IC then stepped in to screw Quick Dick. Many adjectives were used to describe the run, “cold, BIG hill & dark”. Then the run was scored against the 6 miracles of Christ. Did we turn water into wine - no, but there was lots of whining on trail. Did we walk on water - yes, we crossed a creek. Did we still the storm – there was no storm. Did we feed 5000 people – yes, Head Hunter has cooked up a feast. Did we cure the lepers - well… Boner returned after hurting his back, and was there a resurrection - yes Deep Heat returned to Hash. Amazingly, this run scored, 6 out of 6!

NBCL then charged Rear Entry, with a story about his neighbour’s sex tape, where they just don’t know about it yet. Ha Ha! Normal, was also charged, so he could stop blocking the heat from fire. Big dog was charged for something about the tigers win and then Head Hunter was charged for her new shoes. Without hesitation, off came the new shoe and her shoes were christened with a shoey. IC was charged for his RaboDirect shirt, that is supposed to read Robo Debt. Head Hunter was charged for ending the Irish famine with her plentiful catering and Disco was charged with all the St Kilda supporters. Mrs D was charged for being a bitch, according to her student, who did not realize that Pink Bits was likely to pass this on to her. We then discussed some of the items in Quick Dick’s shed, a weeder was demonstrated by Half a Bar, but he didn’t get the no bending aspect and Quick Dick then stepped in to show us how it was really done. Mrs D, and all the teachers, received a charge for a spelling error in the hash group email. Campaspe was then charged for her inelegant fence climbing on trail, (at least I provided entertainment). Then if one Dr drinks, all Dr drink. Campaspe scored another fence climbing charge, and has several bruises to show for it. BHD was charged for talking about Rear Entry’s hair loss, pot calling the kettle black charge. Quick Dick was charged for his plentiful paint can collection, and again for the safety glasses in the shed. Chris was asked to hold the Cross, so now he is Chris with a cross. We then heard about Spartacus and the story of the flaming cross on the top of black hill to mark HHH run 666.

Next weeks run will celebrate the resurrection of Boner, and will be set from The Grapes Hotel on Grant Street, Golden Point.

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