At exactly 7.40, IC, using his big voice, made the call to order. This was the inaugural run of the year of the COOCH3. We began with welcomes back to Boner, Cat, Karina, Riley & Dimwit. Precious, our new GM, then announced that this year we are bringing back the palindrome. Sniffy runs that were celebrated included Pebbles 656, Teflon 414, and Mountie 1500 (again). Mountie was presented with a 1500 run vest, with a modified date, to reflect the recent issues we had for her multiple celebrations for 1500 runs.
Mountie then screwed Cris Cross with a religious theme (see photos posted on Facebook) and used the analogy of the road to Damascus without the epiphany. Thanks were then given to the past committee, where it was noted that there were big shoes to fill (except sergeant), as the crowd laughed, we welcomed our new sergeant, NBCL. NBCL told us about his recent issues with mistaken identity, he had been asked if he wanted a senior discount when out at a venue and had also been mistaken for big dog.
We then had a few jokes and moved on to charges. Highlights included Mountie’s charge to pus bucket, where she told a story about doing jobs around the house, where to cut a long story short, they had argued, and pus bucket had said that he’d put “Still cold” on her gravestone. To which Mountie replied that she would put “at last stiff” on his gravestone. Mountie also charged herself for being a repeat offender and showed us both of her 800 run shirts, with different dates on them.
There were charges for Cris Cross with a story about cucumbers being good for memory, a charge for Mountie who needed a bible for her screw and now needs a hymn book. D&C was then charged because it’s not a hymn book, it’s a “they” book. Half a bar then received a charge for matching with the size of the new COOCH3 crucifix. Bent was charged, on behalf of BP, who told Louis to use the front door instead of the rear entry, because the dick was wet and Precious then charged Cris Cross for sparce marking of trail, leading to a risk of him becoming the Harold Holt of Hash. Precious received the last charge for having more roles than ScoMo, having taken on not only the role of GM, but also Hash Horn and stand in Trail Master.
We finished with the past GM, Teflon, presenting our new GM, Precious with the GM trophy. This culminated with a shoey (Yuk!).
Next weeks run (Easter Monday) was TBA, but we now have details. Run from 13 Queen Victoria Street. There will be Hash's own stations of the Cross and a Hash themed Easter egg hunt for those in attendance.
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