RUN 2255 – Immaculate Conception – Ross Creek Recreation Reserve – Monday 12th May 2025

RUN 2255 – Immaculate Conception – Ross Creek Recreation Reserve – Monday 12th May 2025
Circle began with welcomes backs to Tommy Half-A-Bar, Donuts, Ding Dong and Silic. IC fell for it, asking where is he, so he scored a drink too. Sniffy runs were then awarded to Disco 69, Nummy 838 & Campaspe 250.
Mrs D then stepped up to inform the group about the Book of Dale, evidently one of the Ross Creek locals was very concerned about the road marking in Ross Creek. While Mrs D responded that it was us, and that there was no need to be worried, she was not satisfied, suggesting that HHH should post to their community group page and/or do letter drops about our activities, so as not to cause distress to residents. Donuts scored a down-down, as he is a Ross Creek local.
Since IC has been our stand in screw, and he was the hare this week, Disco stepped up with a lung full of white smoke to screw tonight’s run. Again, the run was scored against the 6 miracles of Christ. Did we turn water to wine -no, walk on water -yes, we crossed a bridge, did we cure the lepers- yes, no boner this week, did we feed 5000 people – yes even though this was difficult because the BBQs weren’t working, was there a resurrection- yes, Rowdy made it back & did we still the storm – yes. Score 5/6
Charges were then awarded to Spencer Hocking, as we were next to the Woady Yaloak primary school. Since this run followed yesterday’s Mother’s Day, there were a several related charges. Rowdy was charged for taking the mother of his children to the Lord of the rings musical. Pauline was charged for giving Lois a Mother’s Day Card that said, to my wife for her birthday. Then Half-A-Bar was charged after he was heard to say, how does everyone know I vote liberal? Mrs D was charged for spreading white powder & Rowdy was charged as a second offence for this too. Nummy, then scored a drink for being too posh to push the pen, when asked to fill in the book, she replied, that’s his job. Pope Leo was mentioned and Precious scored a drink for his Leo Sayer hair. Then Rowdy, got another charge for not being able to hold his beer properly. Pink Bits charged all the Mothers, there were only 6 of us in attendance, and Disco got a drink as he F#@k’ed a mother. IC and Disco were charged on behalf of the tax office and Nutcracker was charged for promoting farmers to block streets in protest to the new tax laws.
Disco got a down-down for taking his role very seriously, carrying the cash tin all the way on the walk. Pauline was charged for sitting on a log for rest mid walk, just as an on back was called. The Collingwood fans then scored a drink, Rowdy, Nutcracker, Cris Cross & me. Dumb was charged for repeatedly trying to start the broken BBQ’s, but they were still not working. He redeemed himself when we were reminded that he was able to fix Nummy’s hot water when it was broken. IC then scored another drink for his repeated NBCL references throughout the evening. Final charges went to, Spencer Hocking, Quick Dick, Shafted, SS and Chris (not cross), because they looked like they needed a drink.
At this point it was announced that Pink Bit’s parents, who were able to save the day, were about 12 minutes away with the cooked sausages. We were extremely grateful as we would have gone home hungry without them offering to cook our dinner.
Next week’s run will be set by Quick Dick, from the shed out the back of his house - 8 Stawell St, Ballarat East