RUN 2257 – Boner – Grapes Hotel, Golden Point – Monday 26th May 2025

RUN 2257 – Boner – Grapes Hotel, Golden Point – Monday 26th May 2025

Dr Rowdy updated us all with news about SS. While SS is still seriously unwell, he is fondly considered to be the father figure of our group, and we send our collective best wishes and love to SS and Vibes, from all of us at Sovereign HHH. This update delayed the run just long enough that the rain stopped and we could head out on trail without precipitation.

When we returned and circle began, Welcomes Backs were then given to Doona, and if one GM drinks, all GMs drink, so Pink Bits also scored a drink. Welcomes back were also awarded to Squizzy with his two dogs, Carpet Burns, Kat Flaps, Num Num and Bar Licker. We then celebrated a few Sniffy runs: Jus Cum on 269, NBCL and Head Hunter both on 272 and IC on 171. Somehow, I was missed, but I was on run 252?

IC then stepped up to screw Doona & Boner. The markings may have washed away, but we were rewarded with 2 drink stops. Which sounds like a good thing, except for running between stops with beer in your belly. It was noticed that we were close, but missed the opportunity to visit the Eureka flag memorial and instead had the second drink stop in the cheap as chips carpark. The run was then scored against the 6 miracles of Christ. Did we turn water into wine – Yeah. Did we walk on water - yes, it had just stopped raining so it was wet underfoot and there were lots of puddles. Did we still the storm – yes, the rain just stopped as we began the run. Did we feed 5000 people – no. Did we cure the lepers – Yes, Doona was here, and was there a resurrection – yes, Deep Heat was still here. This run scored, 5 out of 6.

We began with a joke about Dr Rowdy, Boner, and masturbation, so Masta Bait got a drink too. It was then noted that Bar Licker had not been seen since she was last running along the road, while Half-a-Bar was driving along in the car. This was considered to be domestic abuse, and both had a down down. There was then another joke about Dr Rowdy, where he was asked how to tell if a patient has Alzheimers or Syphilis. The punchline went something like, if you drop her off some distance from home and if she comes home, don’t f#ck her. It was then noted that Tommy had filled the down downs almost to the brim, he claimed it was because Spencer Hocking told him too. But this meant that Disco was not happy, as it negatively impacted the finances and Hash Cash.

In the tradition of Boner/Renob, Anood (aka Doona) scored a drink, as did Spencer for enticing Half-a-Bar to make oversized drinks. Half-a-bar was then charged for parking out the front of Boners place, blocking the driveway. Now Boner has to drive home after the circle. Mrs D was charged for wearing PJs at work and Jus Cum, was charged for already being packed for Vietnam, and she has her pjs in there. Deep Heat was charged for a visit to Dr Rowdy, for a Vic roads assessment. He was given the limitations of only being able to drive 40kms from home. He was then pulled over for speeding and it was noted that he was 80km from home. He was then charged for being 40km over, to which he responded WOW, was I going that fast. Spencer was then charged for leading the walkers, they missed the 1st drink shop and then almost missed the 2nd. Deep Heat was charged for being awarded a Vintage Car club life membership and Squizzy then stepped up to show us his multilingual abilities, in Italian, f#cked if I know and in Japanese, sum cu@t. Jus cum was charged for needing a younger hasher to fix her phone and Carpet Burns was charged for coughing, this was announced as a warning to all. Chris was then charged and challenged to join the run next week, when he always does the walk. Campaspe was charged as the rain has caused the Campaspe to flow and Doona was charged for something about dog breeds being a hybrid or a mutt. Kat flaps was charged as nummy was cat sitting and she did not want to see any flaps. Tommy was then asked to swap shirts with Doona, but it did not happen.

Next weeks run was then announced to be Disco’s run and will be from his parents’ place (Dick and Shags) at 33 High St, Learmonth. Please bring chairs, grog and a torch.