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RUN #2069, 27 DECEMBER 2021

DR DEATH’S 60TH BIRTHDAY – LOCATION: 117 PRYORS ROAD, SCOTSCURN

By my head count, about 25 Hashers gathered at Dr Death’s place for his 60th birthday celebration with lots of his other friends. We were also celebrating Mrs D’s 700th hash run and as such, she was draped in “700” balloons. Most hashers were not in running gear as they seemed to get the memo that this was a bar fly run, but not all of us got the memo and a subgroup took of us took off on a self-guided trail around the paddocks to attempt some type of hash run. An even smaller subgroup of elite athletes (Mrs D, Precious, Lois Lane and Campaspe) extended the paddock walk, with an additional run/walk down the road and back.

After we had eaten from the plentiful array of meats and salads, hash circle was called and all the hashers gathered out the front of the house in an attempt to get out of the freezing wind. We began with welcomes back to Penny Farthing, Dim Wit, Num Num, Dumb & Dumber, Teflon, Gilf, Lois and Criss Cross.  Get a Life 

Mrs D was then charged for her milestone 700 hash runs.  20 Toes . Dr Death then joined the circle and although slurring, he tried to maintain some semblance of order. Dr Death was then charged for his birthday.  Hashy Birthday . The visiting hashers, Peckers Pussy and Pussies Pecker, also received a Sovereign Hash charge.  Bestiality’s Best Boys 

Mountie then stepped up to screw Dr Death and began with a joke about Nutcracker who had received a facelift and was asking everyone she met how old she looked. She then asked an old dude on the bus, who claimed he could guess her age by putting his hands up her skirt. He accurately guessed her age and Nutsy asked, how did you know that? The answer and punchline was, that he was behind her in line at McDonalds where she had previously revealed her age.  No trail scores were given this week.  Shitty Trail 

Dr Death then congratulated Mrs D on reaching 700 runs and in the absence of Spencer Hocking, explained that the number of runs completed by Mrs D was 1.14 of how old he is, and that this was a pi thing??? Lois then charged Big Dog for using a toilet on the train from Melbourne that then resulted in the conductor trying to unsuccessfully flush the loo with his foot, so he did not have to enter the toilet and then having to put an out of order sticker on it.  Mrs Murphy 

Criss Cross then received a charge for liking pi and Fascinator then told a joke about Dr Death, who had gone to receive his senior’s card but had forgotten to bring his ID and proof of age. They then confirmed his age by looking at his chest hair but if he had been able to drop his pants, he could have qualified for a disability. Fascinator then also received a charge for actually being funny.

Head Hunter was then asked what was going on and was this a secret mans club? Odd thing to ask in a mixed crowd?! Big Dog then scored another down down for his resemblance to ScoMo and Dr Death charged Peckers Pussy for the colour-blind correction glasses that he received.  Finnish Drinking Song 

Nurse Batshit then stepped up to thank everyone for coming to celebrate Dr Death’s birthday. Precious was charged for coming to a barfly run on a cold evening in only a singlet and shorts, although someone took pity on him and loaned him a poncho to help him to keep warm.  You’re Stupid 

The final charge was from Fascinator for Dr Death, for setting the trail with cow patties instead of flour or chalk. Trail was very well marked, as the cow patties were quite prevalent.

Next weeks run will be a committee run with info TBA. See later post/email from Num Num for further information.

Next Week’s Run – Monday 3 December 2021 – Location: TBA