RUN #2067, 13 DECEMBER 2021
HARE: BENT NOSE – LOCATION: THE GRAPES HOTEL
35 Hashers signed the book and gathered at The Grapes Hotel for the run this week. Num Num and Rowdy were presented with commemorative T-shirts to continue Nummy’s 700 run celebrations (now 702 runs) and to commemorate Rowdy’s 1300 runs. Rowdy wore his “1300” balloons along the 5km trail around Golden Point and yet again, there were lots of hills. We then congregated at the top of another hill that went from the back of White Flat Reserve to Armstrong St Sth for the drink stop. After refreshments, we then returned to the pub for down downs and dinner.
Hash circle began with Rowdy’s 1300 runs celebration and he was joined by Mountie, Snag, Juz Cum and Campaspe, who were all celebrating December birthdays. 
Hashy Birthday
Hashy Birthday Mastabait stepped up to hold Mountie’s moot this week and Mountie began with a joke about Bent Nose and Campaspe on a plane. Campaspe was repeatedly sneezing and quivering. Bent asked if she was ok and she explained that she had a medical condition that caused an orgasm when she sneezed. He asked what she was taking for that, and the answer was “pepper”. 
This was followed by another joke about BP asking Bent why he no longer played golf with Pauline. Bent answered that with “would you like to play with someone who cheats?” and this was followed by “neither does Pauline”. Scores were then awarded for the run: Venue -5 (not in the bush), Terrain 10 + 2 (lots of hills), Marking -2 (Hare ran his own on back), Drink Stop 20 (well stocked and at the top of a hill), Groovy Factor 20, giving a total of 45 out of 100. Shitty Trail
This was followed by another joke about BP asking Bent why he no longer played golf with Pauline. Bent answered that with “would you like to play with someone who cheats?” and this was followed by “neither does Pauline”. Scores were then awarded for the run: Venue -5 (not in the bush), Terrain 10 + 2 (lots of hills), Marking -2 (Hare ran his own on back), Drink Stop 20 (well stocked and at the top of a hill), Groovy Factor 20, giving a total of 45 out of 100. Shitty Trail Our sergeant, Shafted, then began with telling us all about a copy of the Ballarat East Newsletter that he had just been given that contained articles about Bill and Ben the flowerpot men, so The Bill was called upon for a down down. He Ought to be
He Ought to be Charges from before the run began with down downs for Spartacus and Juz Cum (not sure why?), half-a bar (for flicking the money tin) and Precious (for wishing his parents stood that close). 20 Toes
20 Toes Lois then charged Precious for being able to finally return his lubricant to him. Rowdy charged NBCL for taking 2 books on trail, to which Precious retorted that this meant he had read 2 more books than half-a-bar. Half-a-bar then scored another charge from Fascinator for his funky belt. Soldier Song
Soldier Song Fascinator then charged Campaspe (couldn’t read my notes or remember why?). Precious charged NBCL for being a funnier learner sergeant than our 2 current sergeants. Nutcracker then charged Dumb for reminding her about tonights sniffy run, which got worse as she said that she was “going down and getting it sorted” and “going down right now”. Num was charged for being forgetful and wishing Juz Cum a Happy Birthday and then asking “who are you?”. Teflon then charged Pebbles for running a really long way (he completed the Melb marathon yesterday), then Num charged Rowdy for being half the man that Pebbles is by running a half marathon. Do your balls hang low . Mrs D then scored a charge for thinking saying that a half marathon was 23kms. No No No
Do your balls hang low . Mrs D then scored a charge for thinking saying that a half marathon was 23kms. No No No Fascinator then charged Mastabait for getting cards from the dementia society and now he can’t find them. There was then something about a photo of a turtle eating a redfin. Mrs D then charged Dim Wit, Precious and Criss Cross for their varied running styles (this was a visual gag, so you had to be there to understand this one). You’re stupid
You’re stupid Precious was charged for being attacked by a magpie, just as we left the pub. Spartacus then charged Dim Wit for not having enough money for a beer and having to ask to borrow 50 cents, which Snag provided. The final charge went to SS who went out the front because he thought his name had been called, but it hadn’t. He got a drink anyway. His One Skin
His One Skin We then moved on to next weeks run, which is the Christmas Run organised by the committee. Wear Christmas gear, bring cash for a pub crawl and the start & finish location will be the Golden City Hotel on Sturt St.
Next Week’s Run – Monday 20 December 2021 – Christmas Run – Location: Golden City Hotel
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