RUN #2058, 25 OCTOBER 2021
HARE: PRESCIOUS – LOCATION: LAKE WENDOUREE MCDONALDS BANDSTAND ROTUNDA – ON AFTER: MARKET HOTEL
30 Hashers turned up and signed the book this week. While there was some confusion as to which rotunda at the lake was the meeting place, we all managed to find our way. About 13 runners followed the 3km trail that headed north around the lake into Victoria Park and returned back to the lake again to the drink stop at the floral clock.
Hash Circle in the McDonalds Bandstand Rotunda began with a cake for Mrs D’s 50th Birthday, complete with candles and sparklers. 
Hashy Birthday
Hashy Birthday Mountie, then stepped up to shag the run and began with a joke about Precious, an attractive Nun and a bus driver. His One Skin Scores were then given for the run: Venue -10 (on after too far from the run), Terrain -5 (no hills), Marking 10, Drink Stop 5, Groovy Factor 10 (for bringing his sack), but after comments from Mrs D this was changed to -10 for being a Mumma’s Boy, giving a total of -10 out of 100. Shitty Trail
His One Skin Scores were then given for the run: Venue -10 (on after too far from the run), Terrain -5 (no hills), Marking 10, Drink Stop 5, Groovy Factor 10 (for bringing his sack), but after comments from Mrs D this was changed to -10 for being a Mumma’s Boy, giving a total of -10 out of 100. Shitty Trail After announcing that there were no sniffy runs this week, Spence went on to mention that Plucka was on 323, SS was on 1788, Spencer was on 1278 and NBCL was on 78. Throw a leg
Throw a leg Shafted then adjusted Mrs D’s 50th cake to celebrate Fascinator turning 58 this week and made mention that as a birthday present, his wife also retired this week. There was also mention of BP looking good after almost being thrown in the fire last week. Twenty Toes
Twenty Toes Precious then began handing out gifts from his sack in celebration of what was supposed to be Christmas in July, then August, then October. Fascinator received a body part enlarger and BP was gifted with a weed lava lamp. Num Num then charged Dumb for splurting at her 3 times today. The splash of chlorine took the colour from her hair and skin. He’s the meanest Num Num was gifted with a shark shaped laser pointer that she enjoyed way too much over the remainder of the evening.
He’s the meanest Num Num was gifted with a shark shaped laser pointer that she enjoyed way too much over the remainder of the evening.Lois Lane charged Pauline because they wanted to receive something from the sack too. Lois is one run away from being 969 and Pauline was charged for wanting her to reach this milestone so that they can go either way, and now they have to wait until next week. I don’t know what gift they received from the sack. SS was then charged for something that I missed and QD was charged for reminiscing about an old run from the trout farm that currently has its main pond completely empty of fish and water. BHD charged Plucka for coming without the horn and The Bill was charged for his appearance in the newspaper last weekend. They ought to be
They ought to be Shafted charged Num Num for shining her laser pointer and mentioned that if you shine it in a camel’s eye it will kick you, but shining it on a camel toe is OK. The Bill’s gift was an Andy Warhol calendar and Num Num was recharged for failing to drink her last charge. Why are we waiting
Why are we waiting Moving on to charges from the run, Mountie charged Juz Cum for disappearing into the kiddy’s playground, when that is Spencer’s job and Spencer was charged for the association with the arrest following a car chase today that finished in Spencer St. D&C charged Squizzy for not wearing any hash gear and Lois charged Bent Nose for something about a bike being stolen in the bush. Mrs Murphy
Mrs Murphy Further gifts from Precious’s sack: Juz Cum received a Spice Girls CD, Spencer received a Mission Impossible Game Cartridge and Dumb was very happy to receive a Beatles CD, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, one of his favourites. Further Charges went to Bent Nose for fighting with the high pressure washer hose and the hose won. Charges also went to QD, Big Dog and BHD for something??? Do Your Balls Hang Low
Do Your Balls Hang Low A call was then made to let Nutcracker know if you intend to come to the Mitiamo weekend (5th -7th November) as they need numbers for planning – see separate post/email for further details.
We then moved on to next week’s run. Hare will be Shafted. This pre Melbourne Cup event will be held at the Den where people were encouraged to wear their silks, racing gear or fascinators. Shafted will be offering Melbourne Cup sweeps (bring extra cash) and pizza’s will be provided for dinner.
Next Week’s Run – Monday 1 November 2021 - Pre Melbourne Cup Event - Hare: Shafted – Location: The Den
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