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RUN #2040, 21 JUNE 2021, WINTER SOLSTICE – HARE: CAMPASPE

Location – Park Hotel

Following an audit by Lois Lane, this run has been reclassified as run 2040. Next week the run numbers will be back on track.

33 Hashers signed the book and about 15 of us ventured out on the fabulous run with no hills because the wonderful west has no hills, just the way I like it. The run took in Winter St in honour of the winter solstice and finished at a drink stop at the Olympics rings, as we are only about a month away from the rescheduled Olympics.

Welcomes Back included: Precious, Rowdy, Bad Hair Day, Dr Death, Dumb n Dumber, Num Num, Teflon, Pebbles, Criss Cross, Bent Nose and Nat (the newby).

Mountie then shagged the run and gave the following scores, Venue 15 (Good score here cause Mountie got a free beer), Terrain 5 (Mountie likes hills and there were no hills), Marking 2, Drink Stop 2 (marked low because it was too soon, the Olympics are still a month away), Groovy Factor 15, giving a total of 39 out of 100. Shitty Trail

There were lots of Sniffy runs, these included: Bent Nose 1414, Precious 169, NBCL 66, Donuts 800, Mountie 1307, SS 1770, Half-a bar 1260 and Nat on 1. The GMs were also shamed for forgetting Donuts 800 run achievement.  Do your balls hang low  Botany Bay 

Charges from before the run went to Precious for bringing his own candles when house sitting.  His One Skin  Pebbles was charged for something about an employment agency phone call reference and the GMs were charged for the recent TV showing of Austin Powers where they copied Hash and our Shagalicious year. D&C was also charged for asking how much the run was??? All Hawthorn supporters were then charged by Dr Death as he only got 5 in the footy tips because of them.  Mrs Murphy  Campaspe was charged for not seeing a pointy end for a long time  and if 1 Dr drinks, all Drs drink, so Dr Death, Rowdy and Quick Dick, all joined her. Pebbles was charged for selling his car to himself and Nat the newby was also charged.  Give us an A  Num Num was charged for her sleeping bag onesie making her warm and moist and Dumb was charged for having a button undone on his cheetah onesie.  She’s a Harriette 

Charges from the run went to Mountie for her commando roll on the run and for touching her girly bits on Quick Dick as she went past. Campaspe was charged for not making it the longest run on the longest night. She also received complaints that it was not the shortest run on the shortest day…. There is no pleasing some! Head Hunter was then charged for fighting with Mountie over Quick Dick.  20 Toes  Mountie and Lois Lane were charged for their Super Hero themed shirts and Pauline and NBCL were charged for matching haircuts – they are almost twins. Mountie and both GMs were then charged for being Pure Blonds (like some of the beers in the esky).  Give us an A 

Next Week’s Run – Monday 28 June 2021, Hare: Half-a bar from the Royal Hotel Meredith.

After meals at the pub there was an official Hash Christening – Narelle was christened “Nurse Batshit” – Nurse for her occupation and relationship with Dr Death and Batshit for her patients and friends who are all Batshit Crazy!  Give us an A 

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