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RUN #2041, 28 JUNE 2021– HARE: HALF-A-BAR
Location – Royal Hotel Meredith
30 Ballarat Hashers signed the book and we were also joined by a contingency of Geelong Hashers as we gathered in Meredith for run 2041. There was also a Hash Cryptic Crossword distributed around the tables that kept many occupied throughout the evening. About 14 of us ventured out on the run which took in bleating sheep, barking dogs and lots of shiggy along the trail near the Coolebarghurk Creek, resulting in all runners returning with very wet shoes and cold feet. The weather was crisp and cold, the only thing that wasn’t cold was the beer at the drink stop, which was somehow warmer than the air temperature?!?
We started the down downs with the celebration of Donuts reaching 800 runs. He was presented with a T-shirt, balloons and a large plate of donuts. 
He ought to be publicly pissed on
He ought to be publicly pissed on Welcomes Back went to: The crowd of 9 Geelong Hashers (I don’t know who they all were, and they didn’t sign our book?) Get a life
Get a life Mountie then shagged the run and gave the following scores, Venue -5 (She didn’t like the Royal Pub as she is a Republican), Terrain 10 (trail was wet and there was lots of sheep shit), Marking 5 (who marks trail with fertilizer?), Drink Stop -5 (warm beer, need I say any more), Groovy Factor -1 (this was the outside temperature), giving a total of 4 out of 100. Shitty Trail
Shitty Trail Charges from before the run went to Killer who thought Mountie was sitting down so she didn’t need to wear her mask, and she likewise thought he was sitting down too. No No No All Richmond supporters were charged and Masterbait was charged for being forgotten from the Welcome Backs and for not being invited on Normal’s trip. It’s a Grand Old Flag Half-a-bar was charged for setting trail on a closed footpath and Lois was charged for wanting to see the big sky on her recent travels when it was clearly visible much closer to home by looking up when outside tonight. Drop Kick, Deep Heat and Fergie were also charged for their association with the Geelong Hash. You’re Stupid
No No No All Richmond supporters were charged and Masterbait was charged for being forgotten from the Welcome Backs and for not being invited on Normal’s trip. It’s a Grand Old Flag Half-a-bar was charged for setting trail on a closed footpath and Lois was charged for wanting to see the big sky on her recent travels when it was clearly visible much closer to home by looking up when outside tonight. Drop Kick, Deep Heat and Fergie were also charged for their association with the Geelong Hash. You’re Stupid Half-a bar then told a sheep related joke and we moved on to charges from the run. Fergie was charged for running into the back of the footpath under repair sign which sounded like a gong and Rowdy was charged for grammatical corrections on trail. All Essendon supporters were also charged. Give us an A Fascinator was charged for something about a renovators delight and we then moved on to the sniffy runs: Donuts 801, SS 1771, Bad Hair Day 96 and Rowdy 1278. Do Your Balls Hang Low
Give us an A Fascinator was charged for something about a renovators delight and we then moved on to the sniffy runs: Donuts 801, SS 1771, Bad Hair Day 96 and Rowdy 1278. Do Your Balls Hang Low We then went on to meet another Rowdy in the bar and if one Rowdy drinks, all Rowdy’s drink. Twenty Toes Dim Wit then told a joke about Nutcracker who is never late for work as she knows all the short cuts. This was followed by a comment from Shafted that hairdresser jokes are taboo (Ha Ha!!!! 
). She’s a Harriette
Twenty Toes Dim Wit then told a joke about Nutcracker who is never late for work as she knows all the short cuts. This was followed by a comment from Shafted that hairdresser jokes are taboo (Ha Ha!!!! ). She’s a Harriette Half-a bar was charged for wanting a hand to put 94 sheep in the shed so he has something to do tonight and Campaspe was charged for imitating a reporter. This led to a charge for the other reporter, Lois Lane. Dr Death was then charged for not being dressed in drag for his 60th, 3½ years ago. His One Skin
His One Skin Half-a bar was charged again, and further charges went to Head Hunter, Bar Licker and Rowdy number 2. Give us an A Just went we thought we were finished we got another jug of beer so to finish it off, all the Geelong Hashers were charged again. Give us an A
Give us an A Just went we thought we were finished we got another jug of beer so to finish it off, all the Geelong Hashers were charged again. Give us an A Next Week’s Run – Monday 5 July 2021, Hare: D&C – Location: TBA.
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